stick your balls on the kitchen counter and hit them with a sledge hammer a few times so they get really big and swollen. Then just ski around in the park with your sack hanging out. You won't even have to hit a jump or a rail and everyone will know that you sir are the best, because you have the biggest balls of them all. Be all that you can be. Never look back, but always remeber those that helped you along the way...
'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'
-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
get drunk and then try your tricks... sure ull never land them and youll prob be paralized but you actually do them!
'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)
My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.
yeah, listen to dirty... the guys are always really nice to girls in the park, bc usually you are gonna be the only one. at least thats how it is for me. except for the stupid ones that go in the park and just ski their lame asses around everything. but seriously, take all the advice that you can get from the guys... and dont be afraid to try anything.
definitly watch others, and ask the ones that are either going as big as you want to go, or sometimes, even bigger. just make sure the ones that are going bigger know how to scale things down
start with straight airs, maybe some grabs. but make sure you are extremely comfortable in the air
then untie the dumbell from you cock and you will fly higher.
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
it took me awhile to geyt use to getting huge air.. i was actually afraid of it. i didnt know how to control my body while going huge. so u have to build that confidence up first. then u can progress your tricks but if you arent comfortable in the air. u wont be comfortable learning new shit. and as a girl u get all the help its great.at times people even randomly come up to you and give you tips. when ur a girl your runs are watched constantly
Hey, Steph ans Sonya(even though i don't know who Sonya is), if u find me this year the the good ol slopes, then i will try to teach u to becaome a professional skiier j/k, but i will teach to to jump.
just go all out within your limits but not your comfort zone. Duno if that made sence. But if you just always hit the jumps you are comfortable with you won't progress very fast if at all. You can push some over what you think you can handle. Will give you that rush and you'll be going big and learning tricks like no one's business. Just takes comitment on your part and a willingness to try new things and be a little uncomfortable for a while (you'll soon be comfortable hitting up the 50 footer and what not).
All that is assuming that you know your current limits skiing and that you CAN ski. If you can't drop an edge into the ice or stop and turn quickly please learn that before you hurt me by skiing in my park.