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How do I masturbate with one hand

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_69
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I have a ton of pins and screws in my arm rn so I'm out for season. I also cannot move or lift anything with the fingers on that arm. I'm not about to use a laptop because fuck that. How do I pass the time with one hand?
Feb 23 2016 4:13PM
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itzki
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MinggGirls can and do jill off too you know...


Wait so ur saying girls do have penises?

Feb 25 2016 12:21AM
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Mingg
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itzkiWait so ur saying girls do have penises?


I plead the fifth.
Feb 25 2016 12:40AM
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ANDR01D
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instead of two? how would you even with two, would i move as one? or would i start in the middle, go either way and then come back?
Feb 25 2016 2:16AM
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_69
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MinggI give handys.

Can you give me one if I come to liberty w/ Wong
Feb 25 2016 5:19PM
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dyer
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Panta.PowNow i know what you're thinking, meema may not be to kin on the whole idea of helping me masturbate. But guess what, grandmas always want the best for their nephews. So now that you've got her and the plastic forks, all we need now is a good ol 6 pack of Heineken (or Budweiser), a small plastic kid's pool, as much Jello as you can get you hands on and some tape. The tape is vital and will come in real handy when it's all done.


Where are you going with this?
Feb 25 2016 7:24PM
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_69
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Mingg won't respond

All I want is sum succ
Feb 27 2016 11:37PM
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QuarterChub
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Just get a couple ribs removed so you can suck yourself off
Feb 29 2016 3:37PM
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Mingg
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AnGaperCan you give me one if I come to liberty w/ Wong


Dude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.
Feb 29 2016 11:19PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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MinggDude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.

How bout me mingg I will travel the world
Mar 1 2016 9:02AM
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_69
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MinggDude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.


Come to woodward with me. I have established a healthy fan base consisting of many counselors and campers. I can make things happen, Mingg.
Mar 1 2016 9:23AM
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_69
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MinggDude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.


I asked and you never responded.

Mingg, when will l receive word on the succ?
Apr 21 2016 3:04PM
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Mingg
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AnGaperI asked and you never responded.

Mingg, when will l receive word on the succ?


Sorry I'm working at Windells this summer hahahaha.

Also you must be 18+ soooo... maybe in 3 years (:
Apr 21 2016 3:08PM
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_69
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MinggSorry I'm working at Windells this summer hahahaha.

Also you must be 18+ soooo... maybe in 3 years (:


bitch I'm sixteen. I have ties there too. Half of MN skiers is rolling to windell's, maybe i can poach my way through to your succ
Apr 21 2016 3:12PM
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Cahal
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When I was 15 I broke my right hand and it was in a cast so I had to learn lefty. It's a skill let me tell you. Worth the learning curve.
Apr 21 2016 9:14PM
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JohnLocke
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This thread
Apr 21 2016 9:28PM
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NBCskier
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MinggSorry I'm working at Windells this summer hahahaha.

Also you must be 18+ soooo... maybe in 3 years (:



The amount of pro hoeing, and hoeing with the 3 good camper skiers you are about to do is crazy.
Apr 21 2016 10:21PM
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Mingg
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NBCskierThe amount of pro hoeing, and hoeing with the 3 good camper skiers you are about to do is crazy.


haha nah I'm not into that.
Apr 21 2016 10:29PM
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ascent_studios
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Set your phone up on a table with something supporting it from behind
Apr 21 2016 11:40PM
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LastChairbender
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It's like starting a fire with to slats of wood.
Apr 22 2016 1:31AM
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HaydenWrong
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dirtydarbsfind a pink name to help you out with that


pink names for the win

bump... help the guy out
Apr 22 2016 8:31AM
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_69
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2Planker907pink names for the win

bump... help the guy out


I appreciate that Fam, thanks for considering me and my junk.
Apr 23 2016 10:09PM
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Scotty_B
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pocket pussy
Apr 24 2016 2:25AM
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