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pomme-de-terre
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i lived in new jersey for ahwile and now sometimes i have to stay here for business for a few days at a time and i just wanted to say fuck new jersey this state sucks.

- ybz
Feb 18 2016 10:20PM
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jellomellow
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Cool
Feb 18 2016 10:37PM
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Dddsz
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I've been to most states, but not New Jersey. No way in hell I will ever travel there.
Feb 18 2016 10:59PM
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CHORIZO
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i h8 people from new jersey. All started with some dome bitch with a 2wd car after 15in of snow spun the fuck out and almost made me crash. if ur from New Jersey stay out of CO
Feb 18 2016 11:34PM
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riddsicle
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lol amen brother. depends what part of jers though i'm from NEPA and my best friend from college is from ramsey (north) new jersey....i guess you have to get to know them for the most part they are arrogant pricks until you get to know them. then if you get to know them and they are still shit dicks then fuck them

i dont mean to generalize but everyone i have met from jersey is on the spectrum of sarcastic asshole-----------stuck up entitled dick mouth
Feb 18 2016 11:49PM
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BaconSteezburger
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jellomellowCool


Idk if it's a joke or not but the LJ quote in your sig is wrong
Feb 19 2016 1:04AM
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SammyDubz
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the armpit of America
Feb 19 2016 2:07AM
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Mingg
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You're not allowed to pump your own gas there and I guess Jersey has a saying like "we pump fists not gas," and that's when I realized I will not be traveling to Jersey anytime soon.
Feb 19 2016 9:46AM
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chacha33
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Had to drive through for a family vacation once. 2/10 would not recommend
Feb 19 2016 9:51AM
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no_steeze
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I have a couple friends from jersey but overall it's a pretty miserable place. Especially when the inhabitants flock north to go skiing at mt. snow
Feb 19 2016 10:10AM
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.Rybak.
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You guys are making north AND south dakota seem like the best place on earth with all of this Jersey talk.
Feb 19 2016 10:14AM
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freestyler540
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Being in New Jersey is such a Jersey thing.
Feb 19 2016 10:18AM
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jellomellow
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brennan.tickellIdk if it's a joke or not but the LJ quote in your sig is wrong


How
Feb 19 2016 12:33PM
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.Rybak.
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jellomellowHow


the real quote is "it may not be possible but it sure is rossible"
Feb 19 2016 12:35PM
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jellomellow
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.Rybak.the real quote is "it may not be possible but it sure is rossible"


My bad ill change it
Feb 19 2016 12:36PM
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slav_slayer
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All this New Jersey hate is unreal.

Ask someone who lives in "Certified Best State" anything.
Feb 19 2016 12:48PM
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SFB
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slav_slayerAll this New Jersey hate is unreal.

Ask someone who lives in "Certified Best State" anything.

whats it like living in the worst state in america.
Feb 19 2016 1:28PM
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Zypher
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Man fuck all of you guys haha. New Jersey isn't that bad, it just depends on where you are. If you are in Madison, Chatham, Harding, or anywhere in that area, it's fucking awesome. The people are chill and everything is good. Even in Montvale or Seacaucus or really anywhere else for that matter everyone is cool. As soon as you hit the fucking coast or get closer to NYC, THAT'S where you meet the dicks and people who are complete asses in person, on the road, and at their jobs. Everybody gives Jersey a bad rep because of untrue stereotypes and that fucking show "Jersey Shore" which btw isn't even filmed in fucking New Jersey, Its filmed in goddamn South Carolina and New York. I may live in Oregon now which YOU STILL CAN'T PUMP YOUR OWN FUCKING GAS but New Jersey isn't bad at all, all you guys can quit hating on it and get over the fact that its just another fucking state.
Feb 19 2016 1:38PM
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.Rybak.
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Wtf why cant you pump your own gas?
Feb 19 2016 1:57PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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.Rybak.Wtf why cant you pump your own gas?


I don't know but it's nice having gas cheaper than $1.50/gal.
Feb 19 2016 4:29PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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It ain't all bad. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm from PA and I go to the beach in DE, but Jersey ain't all bad. I still call it the dirty jersey though and tell my wife I can smell it on her since she was born and grew up there.

Jersey drivers suck though, that's just a fact, any time I'm driving anywhere here in the tri state area and feel the need to run someone off the road due to their horrible driving skill there is a 90% chance they have jersey plates. Seriously, worst drivers on the east coast by far, even worse than Massholes.
Feb 19 2016 4:39PM
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crotchvent
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.Rybak.Wtf why cant you pump your own gas?


It is a law there because everyone there is to stupid to pump has and they don't want everything to blow up.
Feb 19 2016 6:32PM
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first_rodeo
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I moved to long island from upstate-- dont get me going.
Feb 20 2016 12:15AM
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fries
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At least its not texas
Feb 20 2016 1:24PM
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rtl32
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ZypherMan fuck all of you guys haha. New Jersey isn't that bad, it just depends on where you are. If you are in Madison, Chatham, Harding, or anywhere in that area, it's fucking awesome. The people are chill and everything is good. Even in Montvale or Seacaucus or really anywhere else for that matter everyone is cool. As soon as you hit the fucking coast or get closer to NYC, THAT'S where you meet the dicks and people who are complete asses in person, on the road, and at their jobs. Everybody gives Jersey a bad rep because of untrue stereotypes and that fucking show "Jersey Shore" which btw isn't even filmed in fucking New Jersey, Its filmed in goddamn South Carolina and New York. I may live in Oregon now which YOU STILL CAN'T PUMP YOUR OWN FUCKING GAS but New Jersey isn't bad at all, all you guys can quit hating on it and get over the fact that its just another fucking state.

Live in NJ but go to school in NH here.


There are dicks everywhere... Jersey just happens to have the the jersey shore and is right next to NYC and long island (LI is the worst, that's where the stereotype is most at home)

Every other part of NJ hates those parts too. Everywhere else is mostly chill with the exception of the city people who flood to them on vacations or for activities. Mountain creek, the only ski mountain in the state, is full of absolute dickwad snowboarders on the weekend but if you go during the week the regulars are just as cool as anywhere else. If not more because they have the assholes to separate themselves from.

There are a ton of fuckboys who are into making their 1500 Nissan look "sick" and vaping and disgusting shoes but again that's the city and Long Island influencing. Everywhere is is cooler.

This being said I'm still moving out of Jersey as soon as I can though.. PNW or BC look out. You're welcome Colorado
Feb 20 2016 1:37PM
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DBack1321
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When ever I hear a Jersey accent I want to uncontrollably beat them with large objects. No matter what they say, it's just so douchey sounding.
Feb 20 2016 2:13PM
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DrZoidberg
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You guys are just jealous that I paid $1.45 for gas the other day and didn't even have to pump it.

And most of the people at creek are gaper snowboarders from new york city... So, blame them.
Feb 20 2016 5:54PM
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rtl32
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Exhibit A of why nobody like NJ
Feb 20 2016 10:11PM
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Mingg
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first_rodeoI moved to long island from upstate-- dont get me going.


Lawn guyland?


For real though I am so, so, so sorry to hear that.
Feb 20 2016 11:16PM
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s.hardy
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Fuck them and their assisted gas pumps
Feb 21 2016 1:05AM
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