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Not going to lie man, me and my buddies have a thing going where we snapchat a picture of our shits. I get 4 a day... Some are pretty impressive. Thing is, I don't think they would like it too much if I screenshot them and put them on the internet, you know?
Once at summer camp as a young teen , we were in the showers and everyone was complaining that they smelled shit . We walked around to the other side of the showers and on the floor in the shower stalls was the absolute hugest shit I've ever seen in my life. Had to be thicker than a beer can and easy 12-14" long. The following day they called a camp meeting and the manager of the camp spoke on the microphone regarding said shit. It was a dump of legend for the ages . A dump to always be remembered for the rest of my life.
A frail old man walks up to me with a solum look on his face, "Tyler, I've never seen anything like this. There has been an accident in the locker room. You need to come. It's all over the walls."
This man is literally 90 years old and from the look of shock on his face, I new I was in for something unimaginable.
As I approached, with at least 2 closed doors and 100 steps away, I could smell it. I held my breath, and marched cautiously into the locker room. Thankfully no one else was in the locker room, the old man followed me in.
I slowly opened the door to the first stall. Clean. On to the second and there it was.
An explosion of shit of mind-blowing proportions. On the right side about hip high, was a 3-4ft streak of liquid shit running down the wall. On the left, was a huge pile on the floor. The toilet itself was covered. The back wall was splattered by shit that reflected off the toilet seat. The volume of shit and the magnitude of force required to spray the area down was incredible.
"Aw fuck. Aw fuck." Someone else tried to come into the locker room. The smell sent him fleeing. He never had a chance.
I had no choice but to close the locker room for the rest of the day. A team was required to clean up and I spend over $100 in supplies and products to get the job done. The carbon mask and dustpan saved the day.
Everyone was in shock. Some were suggesting to call the police. Others were suggesting that the walls need to be removed and redrywalled. Many people were convinced this was a malicious act. I never found out who it was, but my guess is it will be a day they never forget too.
SurfaceHoarA frail old man walks up to me with a solum look on his face, "Tyler, I've never seen anything like this. There has been an accident in the locker room. You need to come. It's all over the walls."
This man is literally 90 years old and from the look of shock on his face, I new I was in for something unimaginable.
As I approached, with at least 2 closed doors and 100 steps away, I could smell it. I held my breath, and marched cautiously into the locker room. Thankfully no one else was in the locker room, the old man followed me in.
I slowly opened the door to the first stall. Clean. On to the second and there it was.
An explosion of shit of mind-blowing proportions. On the right side about hip high, was a 3-4ft streak of liquid shit running down the wall. On the left, was a huge pile on the floor. The toilet itself was covered. The back wall was splattered by shit that reflected off the toilet seat. The volume of shit and the magnitude of force required to spray the area down was incredible.
"Aw fuck. Aw fuck." Someone else tried to come into the locker room. The smell sent him fleeing. He never had a chance.
I had no choice but to close the locker room for the rest of the day. A team was required to clean up and I spend over $100 in supplies and products to get the job done. The carbon mask and dustpan saved the day.
Everyone was in shock. Some were suggesting to call the police. Others were suggesting that the walls need to be removed and redrywalled. Many people were convinced this was a malicious act. I never found out who it was, but my guess is it will be a day they never forget too.
Something very similar to this happened to me, except the 90ish year old man that came up to me to warn me of the explosive destruction in the bathroom was actually the culprit. How did I know? His shoes were literally covered in his own shit like he had just been playing football in the mud. We had to have these guys dressed in hazmat-like suits to clean it up and it was absolutely rancid.
CashForToastNot going to lie man, me and my buddies have a thing going where we snapchat a picture of our shits. I get 4 a day... Some are pretty impressive. Thing is, I don't think they would like it too much if I screenshot them and put them on the internet, you know?
You're not the only one that does this. We used to do it before snapchat was invented. lol It got so bad some people I know only opened up picture messages from a few people because they didn't trust picture messages anymore.
I have to say The biggest shit I have ever had was so big it went above the water. It wasn't just one turd that looked like a beached whale. It was a mound of shit that was piled around an inch above the surface of the water. Also wasn't a low flow toilet that has hardly any water in it. It was an impressive amount of shit to do in one sitting.
Also had a poop that looked like a cartoon drawing of Osama bin laden. Had another that looked like a smiley face(meaning two small nugs and a long curved poop). lol
I know this isn't exactly what this tread is about, but if anyone wants to power shit. Get a stool for your bathroom that is about a foot or taller depending on your toilet situation. you want it to come at least half way up the bowl. It will give you the easiest shits of your life. Poop pretty much just falls right out of you. lol
