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JoeyDill
Posts: 98 - Karma: 1,077
girk wants to hook up at the mountain tomorrow but we don't know where.....don't want to be seen or get caught but I mean there's always a risk if you're doing it in public but where is a good place to on the mountain
Jan 25 2016 12:13PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,757
Gondola. There are no alternatives.
Jan 25 2016 12:15PM
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JoeyDill
Posts: 98 - Karma: 1,077
My bitch ass mountain don't have a gondola and I was Thinkin the woods but it's cold and cold and penis don't mix
Jan 25 2016 12:25PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
There is literally no way for what youre attempting to be comfortable...youre gonna be in fucking ski boots bro what are you thinking? fuck her in your car for christs sake bro maybe take a shower after going skiing?
Jan 25 2016 12:36PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
Your car. It will fog up so quick no one will see what's going on in there.
Jan 25 2016 12:36PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7493 - Karma: 50,773
Very few possible locations. I wouldnt reccomend you and Girk hooking up on the mountain.
Jan 25 2016 12:40PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,467
Girk? Im assuming you meant kirk
Jan 25 2016 12:58PM
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vinny0
Posts: 45 - Karma: 53
Make an igloo
Jan 25 2016 1:34PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Don't hook up on the mountain, take her home and hook up in a more comfortable environment, not in the cold woods in ski gear. OP isn't bright
Jan 25 2016 1:37PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Just get a blow job on the lift, make sure she swallows though.
Jan 25 2016 2:01PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Just dont do it in the park
Jan 25 2016 9:59PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Fred_BearGirk? Im assuming you meant kirk


I can't stop laughing. My wife just told me to get ahold of myself and shut the fuck up.
Jan 25 2016 10:03PM
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addie.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 1,430
TheBigAppleJust get a blow job on the lift, make sure she swallows though.


i second this
Jan 26 2016 12:15AM
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kirbstopper
Posts: 322 - Karma: 662
The trees work for a quick root.
Jan 26 2016 12:19AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 1,333
In the bushes works great, lay on a coat, remember, the coat may be messy after
Jan 26 2016 12:36PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,818
Car, gondola, alot of resorts have seret shakes sun velley i know has 9 of them called the dug out with like a tin roof and a table and shit betweeen trees but they are hard as fuck to find, or you could just go behiind a bush or go build a shack in an hour of dig a snow cave or gondola or gondola
Jan 26 2016 10:31PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
Hmmm, I don't know, OP. Maybe like a bed?
Jan 26 2016 10:34PM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
screw in one of the tubes ski patrol keep the backboards in
Jan 26 2016 10:38PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
go touring and fuck her on the peak of a mountain like a god damn man
Jan 26 2016 10:39PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
vinny0Make an igloo


winner.
Jan 26 2016 10:40PM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,708
the answer is simple: dont do it you fucking animal
Jan 26 2016 10:40PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
Mountain rules. Do whatever.
Jan 27 2016 12:14AM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,895
Damn I miss being 13. Take me back.
Jan 27 2016 10:16AM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 122
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thread of the year
Jan 27 2016 12:08PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
Fred_BearGirk? Im assuming you meant kirk


he meant kirk
Jan 27 2016 5:04PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
TheBigAppleJust get a blow job on the lift, make sure she swallows though.


or aim for ski patrol
Jan 27 2016 11:34PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Peppermill will be along shortly with a very long, creepy story/advice.
Jan 27 2016 11:48PM
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Mingg
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McNochePeppermill will be along shortly with a very long, creepy story/advice.


I think he is in jail tbh.
Jan 27 2016 11:50PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
DeepskierCar, gondola, alot of resorts have seret shakes sun velley i know has 9 of them called the dug out with like a tin roof and a table and shit betweeen trees but they are hard as fuck to find, or you could just go behiind a bush or go build a shack in an hour of dig a snow cave or gondola or gondola


What did I just read? But, just go into the woods, drop pants, bend her over and commence to hittin it from behind.
Jan 28 2016 11:39AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
woods or car are your best bet at the mountain. maybe in the bathroom at the lodge?
Jan 28 2016 1:06PM
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chodo
Posts: 274 - Karma: 918
I think girk is what we refer to as a hand
Jan 28 2016 1:13PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
gatley-o9mil.go touring and fuck her on the peak of a mountain like a god damn man


Done this and if I ever became a man it was on that day. Still probably a boy though, need to find a bigger peak
Jan 28 2016 9:42PM
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nugblazer
Posts: 66 - Karma: 425
an alley

back of a Pontiac Lemans

restroom of a gas station
Jan 28 2016 9:45PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
In a big ass tree well....
Jan 29 2016 12:59AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
WSMFPhahahahahahahahahahahahaha thread of the year

if this is thread of the year nsg has really gone downhill
Jan 29 2016 1:42AM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
1. go to the run that is furthest away from any lodge

2. you and kirk both pretend to get hurt, have to get tobogganed down.

3. when ski patrol comes with a toboggan, take him out and steal the sled.

4. get in the sled with kirk and get it on. make sure to close it when you get in to secure the heat.
Jan 29 2016 1:58AM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
Just do it standing in the lift line
Jan 29 2016 11:48PM
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kevinherrera26
Posts: 23 - Karma: 27
JoeyDillMy bitch ass mountain don't have a gondola and I was Thinkin the woods but it's cold and cold and penis don't mix


I've done the woods one, Wasn't bad actually.
Jan 30 2016 9:32PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
woods suck, been there though. High school man, good times...
Jan 31 2016 1:59PM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
edaiyour car


.lenconcar.


DeepskierCar


Peter.car


you're all so silly, 12 year olds don't have cars.
Jan 31 2016 2:16PM
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