Weird things you were caught doing by your parents

So you know when you're about to get into the shower and slap your dick from thigh to thigh cause why not? Well I was doing that and my parents thought I was making gapping noises as a joke so they burst in to the bathroom only to find me slapping my dick back and forth.

yungsteezehahahah. after experimenting with different methods, ive concluded that shitting ends up working out the best with pants off. different strokes for different folks tho

Shirt off so the fumes don't get caught in the fibers.

for some weird reason i never liked flushing the toilet when i was little, so after going to bathroom I would make a loud flushing noise with my mouth to try and convince everybody that i flushed. then i would blame it on my brother.

When I was 7 I tried to move to sell camping space in my parents backyard. I made up a name(no idea what it was) Made a sign, figured out pricing, and was out by the road with a table trying to get some people in. My parents shut it down though. No love for a young business on the rise. Hopefully trump makes America great again, so that nobody else has to get shafted like I did.

I was gonna get rich damn it.



Other than that I would say all the stuff I built in the yard like an 18' tall wooden drop in ramp, mini ramps, 1/4s etc, but they got pretty used to that stuff early on and ignored it.

Jerking off to Rybaks snap story

Back in my teen years I used to listen to a lot of Hardcore stuff. This one night I really had the urge to play drums, but it was too late to do so. I put my headphones in, grabbed some sticks, sat on the edge of my bed and proceeded to air drum until my dad walked in.

Phil-X-Jerking off to Rybaks snap story

BLandz-BLandz was extremely fucked up during new years.
-Friends drove BLandz home because they didn't want to deal with his bullshit.
-BLandz was loud af walking in door.
-BLandz's mother puts him in bed like a little bitch because he's too fucked up to know where he is.
-Mother wakes up to strange noise in room like 15 mins later.
-BLandz is currently PISSING EVERYWHERE IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.
-BLandz THEN PUKES IN CLOSET.
-BLandz's mother was pissed.
-BLandz doesnt remember that incident or anything from that night.
-S.I.P BLandz

I like this format of story telling

My bedroom is right above my parents and the floor is already creaky and my bed and bed frame love to make noise with little movement. So as you can imagine, late at night in the summer my mom heard my bed shaking around, louder than usual so she came upstairs very curious as to what was going on..... Yep thats right I was just shuffling around in my sleep...

Jk I was cranking it, hard.