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Dumb crashes

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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Yesterday I wracked myself reverting after a switch landing at high speed - slammed into the ground hard and had trouble moving properly for the rest of the day. I know Tom Wallisch broke his collarbone years ago doing something similar which got me to thinking - what is the dumbest crash you've ever had?
Jan 18 2016 6:59PM
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bait
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Would have been fucking sick if Jay didn't build their snow making pump house in the landing. Broken Femur


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Jan 18 2016 7:10PM
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freestyler540
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Caught so many edges with painful results.
Jan 18 2016 7:24PM
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CashForToast
Posts: 265 - Karma: 2,447
Yeah, last night I held a nose press way too long and dug the front of my skis into the snow, face planted, and just about died laughing afterwards.
Jan 18 2016 7:50PM
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btedeschi
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broke my collar bone doing a kfed
Jan 18 2016 7:51PM
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Rparr
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Nollied too hard, caught tips, went straight to my face pretty hard
Jan 18 2016 7:58PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch



looks like it didn't hurt but actually fucked my knee up
Jan 18 2016 8:04PM
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270on420out
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Testing the speed for a big jump yesterday. Tried to drift up to the top of the jump and stop at the edge. Had way too much speed and just coasted off sideways, while desperately trying to self arrest on the lip of the jump. Landed 5 feet in front of the knuckle with a crowd laughing at me
Jan 18 2016 8:27PM
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seanahue.
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goddamn motherfucking piece of shit brakes got hooked and locked into one another when i went to look over the other shoulder skiing switch... hauled nuts straight for thick trees assbackwards with my feet basically bound together, tried to turn around, duck, and roll, and hyperextended/twisted my elbow pretty bad in the crash somehow. straight up miracle i didn't hit a tree

3 weeks later... still on the couch trying to heal

fucking brakes, man
Jan 18 2016 9:27PM
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JAlps
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I dropped this small (10-12ft.) cliff once with absolutely no speed and I ended up spearing my skis into some 3ft. deep powder. I got stuck straight in the snow up to my hips and I had to spend 30 minutes digging myself out since my bindings were buried and I couldn't release my skis. 10/10 never dropped that thing again.
Jan 18 2016 9:48PM
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FSKP
Posts: 332 - Karma: 2,214
At the end of a day me and friends have hit the 60 foot jump at our mountain, we landed many tricks it was sick(spins up to 900.. cork 7, cork 9, rodeo 5.... )

Then the next day, second run of the day doing a warmup, I sent a 540 on a 15 foot jump and caught an edge on the landing lol.

Ended up with a broken fibula and a small concusion
Jan 18 2016 10:43PM
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nhskier1414
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I felt like an idiot ending my season early with this one...

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/806806/Hall-of-Meat---Listen-for-the-snap
Jan 18 2016 10:49PM
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charlesacton
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Not me but my friend a couple of years ago eating shit while trying a flat 5. Only a minor concussion though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mDT6HXvFchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mDT6HXvFc
Jan 18 2016 10:49PM
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Dddsz
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One of my inside-edge brakes got hooked into the cuff of my pants in the middle of a jump... Landed with my legs locked together and I just went buttering around until I kind of flopped over and slid down the hill on my hip. It couldn't have been more awkward if I tried... Right under the chairlift of course.
Jan 18 2016 11:10PM
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tris10radeka
Posts: 267 - Karma: 665
on sunday I caught an edge on the lip of a jump doing a nose butter 3 (which I can do 99% of the time). I rotated like 270 and this time caught both edges and hit the snow harder than I ever have before. I still can't move around normally
Jan 19 2016 7:51AM
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shin-bang
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Was mobbing down lift line and the snow was rather heavy, I caught one of my edges and totally ate crap and ejected out of my left ski. Everyone on the lift was like "ohhhhhhhhh" and then I climbed back up in shame to retrieve my ski :(
Jan 19 2016 10:37AM
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BianKarrett
Posts: 360 - Karma: 2,106
Knuckled on a switch three at night, bounced almost to flat and landed on my hip on the ice
Jan 19 2016 10:39AM
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Aparker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 1,674
The classic front swap 180 out to edge catch
Jan 19 2016 1:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i cased a fairly large jump and tore my acl on the second run of the day. wasn't even spinning or anything, just a straight air.
Jan 19 2016 1:09PM
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Martin_B
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Couple years ago, I did a 540 blunt or something and smashed into a little girl just skiing around in the landing. Her mom yelled at me because I "need to look where I'm going" when landing switch on a jump. In a park. My friends got super pissed at the mom, but I felt sorry for that little girl because she got absolutely wrecked haha.
Jan 19 2016 1:28PM
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robert.clarkeiii
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Tried to lip on to a down rail with about 1mph of speed carrying into it. Let just say it hurt real bad haha could barley make it the rest of the run.
Jan 19 2016 1:34PM
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saskskier
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I got on the chair and as it was pulling away I was dragging my tips a bit (like you would if you were going to nollie or nose-butter). I've done it tons of times before and always lift up before they get caught, except for this one time. Held for too long, tips got caught and I flipped out of the chair.

On the bright side, it was night skiing, close to the end of the night and I was the only one on the chair. The lifties and I had a good laugh.
Jan 19 2016 1:39PM
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