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THEDIRTYBUBBLEYou should clean it by throwing it into a swimming pool.
cydwhitGonna need to use a crane to get it out of the swimming pool.
DrZoidbergAlright... Just as long as they've got the pool situation covered then we're all good here. I know a guy who rents cranes if you're gonna need that.
cool_namehave you tried getting super messed up and sleeping in muddy boots again?
Steezy.jpegI have given up all hope on cleaning this thing. If I try to vacuum it, the stuffing will all come out and the springs will pop through. There are tears in it. I have decided to buy 3 rolls of saran wrap and cover my mattress with it. Making sure to get every spot twice or maybe even 3 times. Then I got a blow dryer from the girls room next door and heated it up until it is all sealed and preserved. It works with sandwiches and things, so why not mattresses? Its really loud when I sit on it, or move around on it. I'm going to have to start teaching myself how to sleep as still as possible. Even breathing makes noise.