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What do I get my lil 18yo bro for christmas?

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Jaymon
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So my brother is an 18yo typical highschool jock, likes playing football, was a good ski racer, got a pretty gf, etc. etc. Meanwhile I am an ex-ski bum college student who lives 7hrs away and can't afford fancy things he would like. What do I get the punk?
Dec 14 2015 5:53PM
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r.simp
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Sounds like your relationship could use this

great bonding experience for you two!
Dec 14 2015 6:02PM
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Jaymon
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Rsimpsonthis


gross, should have guessed this would happen
Dec 14 2015 6:06PM
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OregonDead
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Does he need Ski Mitts? I finally just got a pair of Kinco 901T mitts and I wonder why I waited so long. They are super warm and feel like top quality. Made in the USA too.
Dec 14 2015 6:07PM
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r.simp
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In all seriousness get him a hoodie
Dec 14 2015 6:10PM
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edai
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Xbox/PS4 games if he messes with that, obviously his football seasons over now maybe offer him cash to buy his HS jersey unless your parents will pick that up, get him a bong if he smokes maybe like a $60 spot for something thick but small, clothes are pretty big cause hes gonna wanna step his shit up to prepare for college.

im a senior who plays football and skis too so id say thats all shit id want^and did ask for minus bong
Dec 14 2015 6:22PM
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Emma_Watson
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get him some booze
Dec 14 2015 6:24PM
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Spagett+
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Jaymongross, should have guessed this would happen


holy shit ur such a homophobe
Dec 14 2015 6:26PM
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Titus69
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A decent bong and a bag of weed
Dec 14 2015 6:28PM
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Mr.noodle
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Emma_Watsonget him some booze


I was gunna say this
Dec 14 2015 6:40PM
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gnar_whal
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full tilts.
Dec 14 2015 6:48PM
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edai
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Emma_Watsonget him some booze


ah fuck, this is the trump card
Dec 14 2015 6:51PM
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CHORIZO
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Just print em out, practically free and your bro will be v excited
Dec 14 2015 7:18PM
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Deepskier
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get him some drugs or booze like emma said or just a hoodie or a dinner for 2 some where a 6 pack and some condoms
Dec 14 2015 7:24PM
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GregFlik
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,075
It would be cool just to hang out at an arcade. If there is large indoor laser tag or indoor go karts you could do that. You could also get him a massage coupon at a place near him for 30-50 dollars and call it square.
Dec 14 2015 7:45PM
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LAME.
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buy him something cool like booze, fireworks, a sweet knife, night vision goggles,
Dec 14 2015 7:54PM
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TZA.
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hookers aand blow , get emm that gangsta shit
Dec 14 2015 7:58PM
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DJtearegas
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TZA.hookers aand blow , get emm that gangsta shit


Seconded to starten em young on the blow.
Dec 14 2015 8:40PM
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Titus69
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A friend of mine was really close to buying it. Looks bizarre
Dec 14 2015 9:24PM
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tschums
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Get him a sweatshirt... Id be really content with that
Dec 14 2015 9:33PM
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Anguz_li
Posts: 285 - Karma: 516
Condom for him and his gf
Dec 14 2015 9:39PM
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theabortionator
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A carton of cigarettes. Just grab him by the shirt and say "Smoke up Johnny"
Dec 14 2015 10:32PM
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Connor_Sullivan
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Going with like half the people here, I would do some nice sweatshirt and some nice ski socks... Literally what my 18 year old senior self asked for
Dec 14 2015 10:33PM
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theabortionator
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Anguz_liCondom for him and his gf


Damn, a whole condom? We're not trying to make OP go bankrupt this season or anything. Let's keep this on a reasonable budget.

Besides, I'm offering 69% off all abortions this season. Part of our new marketing ploy of "Borty gives back".


So far the response from the community hasn't been as upbeat as we had hoped, but the westboro baptist church isn't picketing outside so I guess that's a plus.
Dec 14 2015 10:55PM
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dingus
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A Brazzers Membership
Dec 15 2015 9:50PM
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mattymagoo757
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I asked for flannels, I'm 18. Or look at http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com there is some cool stuff.
Dec 15 2015 10:03PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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RsimpsonIn all seriousness get him a hoodie


Listen to the man, you can never have too many hoodies
Dec 16 2015 8:29PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Pirate hats, hustlers, crossbows, Chewbaca masks
Dec 16 2015 9:59PM
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250r
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Fake Id if he's underage where you are
Dec 16 2015 11:24PM
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.Hugo.
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Beer and a boof funnel
Dec 17 2015 7:33AM
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