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A boy pooped on my floor

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Mingg
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Last night I came home to find my roommate throwing a party in my apartment. It's pretty typical cause she's in a frat so these things aren't out of the ordinary. I had my stats exam this morning so I just went up to bed to study/get some sleep. Not exactly sure who was here or what happened last night but I woke up this morning for my test and went down stairs to a disaster of an apartment and a god awful smell. After 15 seconds of searching for the source I found a pile of shit, a literal shit, on my bathroom floor as well as vomit in various areas of my downstairs. I left because I didn't have time to spare and figured my roommate would be up soon to clean it up anyways.


Well, I just got home and the apartment is still trashed. There is still shit on the floor and it smells about 36 times gnarlier than when I left. My roommate is nowhere to be found and I don't think I can stomach the smell anymore. I'm really not about to clean up someone else's shit but if I have to... it's not going unnoticed.


So NS, how to I handle this? Do I clean it up like nothing happened or do I have some fun with it. Help me out, eh?
Dec 12 2015 12:31PM
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baethoven
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MinggYEAH. This is the second time in 2 months.


Plot twist, it's a repeat offender.

Back when I was in HS we had a mystery pooper who would shit in random corners of the hallways of our school. They must have left five or six steamy piles over their career. Nobody ever caught that brave soul. Hopefully this isn't what you're dealing with.
Dec 14 2015 11:24PM
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bardissono
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nutz.akpsi?


lol dude my roommate just joined that one
Dec 14 2015 11:54PM
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KingGeedorah
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http://www.buffalonews.com/feed/house-of-horrors-greets-family-after-dream-vacation-20140123

Could be worse?
Dec 14 2015 11:55PM
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.FRY.
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KingGeedorahhttp://www.buffalonews.com/feed/house-of-horrors-greets-family-after-dream-vacation-20140123

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reading that pissed me off. the bitch who threw that party should be shot.
Dec 15 2015 12:19AM
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nutz.
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.Fryreading that pissed me off. the bitch who threw that party should be shot.


dude that makes me so angry... the bitch that threw the party AND her parents ought to be forced to pay for damages and eat the feces
Dec 15 2015 12:35AM
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Mingg
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KingGeedorahhttp://www.buffalonews.com/feed/house-of-horrors-greets-family-after-dream-vacation-20140123

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Oh my god dude you don't even understand how awful that was... I think when the investigation was over it was upwards of 25k in damages, stolen property, etc. and that fucking cunt never paid any of it back. Fucking Buffalo dude.
Dec 15 2015 2:16AM
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chodo
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MinggYEAH. This is the second time in 2 months.


Wow, a serial pooper. You need to set up some cameras now
Dec 15 2015 11:40AM
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Twinjibber77
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MinggOh my god dude you don't even understand how awful that was... I think when the investigation was over it was upwards of 25k in damages, stolen property, etc. and that fucking cunt never paid any of it back. Fucking Buffalo dude.


That articles had me at: "City Honors School, Nardin Academy, St. Joseph’s Collegiate Institute and Canisius High School".


Is there a chance that Senor Smuffy was involved in this? Could he be the phantom shitter? Or was he in Europe at the time shipping over samples?
Dec 15 2015 2:29PM
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Mingg
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Twinjibber77That articles had me at: "City Honors School, Nardin Academy, St. Joseph’s Collegiate Institute and Canisius High School".


Is there a chance that Senor Smuffy was involved in this? Could he be the phantom shitter? Or was he in Europe at the time shipping over samples?


ahahahaha those schools are not the "best in the area" hahahaha.


The first party were this happened I had a bunch of skiers over so you never know lmao. It might have been.
Dec 15 2015 2:49PM
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milk_man
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Op.Pics or it didn't happen.


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Dec 15 2015 2:58PM
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onLINE
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I got busted for throwing a party at my parents house once. Thought i was in the clear, apologized to the neighbors, cleaned everything really good, like over the top cleaning. A few months later my mom is cleaning the the kitchen cabinets and finds a dry crunchy tea towel shoved in the back of one. Someone threw up in the tea towel and hid it in the back of the cabinet lol oh high school. 15 years later and i still don't know who it was.
Dec 15 2015 3:16PM
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deleted5
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MinggOh my god dude you don't even understand how awful that was... I think when the investigation was over it was upwards of 25k in damages, stolen property, etc. and that fucking cunt never paid any of it back. Fucking Buffalo dude.


She wouldn't have to that's what home insurance is for, the insurance company would then have to go after her.
Dec 15 2015 4:22PM
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cbj
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That's pretty shitty. Honestly I would just be an adult about it and tell her to clean it up
Dec 15 2015 5:41PM
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Mingg
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nocturnalShe wouldn't have to that's what home insurance is for, the insurance company would then have to go after her.


Well yeah but she could at least be a half decent human being. She doesn't have to be necessarily, but it just shows how shitty she/ that family is.
Dec 15 2015 5:43PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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baethovenPlot twist, it's a repeat offender.

Back when I was in HS we had a mystery pooper who would shit in random corners of the hallways of our school. They must have left five or six steamy piles over their career. Nobody ever caught that brave soul. Hopefully this isn't what you're dealing with.


This guy shit in the bathroom, he didn't shit next to mingg while she was sleeping. I could do what this rookie does
Dec 15 2015 8:02PM
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