unless your going to med school or law school.... HOW DO ANY OF YOU FUCKTARDS STILL REALLY BELIEVE IN THIS ALMOST ENTIRELY "MYTHICAL" BEING OF THE "THE DEGREE" ?!?
Do you not get it... no you clearly don't. So if your not paying for your college, sure go have fun , I'm not saying there is NO classes that exist that you won't ever enjoy or get anything out of ...
BUT YOUR GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOBS, AND THEN BRING UP TRADITIONAL, HIGHER-LEARNING INSTITUTIONS WHICH HAVENT CHANGED ESSENTIALLY FOR THE LAST 100 YEARS?
Give me a fucking break.
Whether you like it or not its almost 2016.... Im not the only one to have understood this a LONG time ago, and so figure out what the fuck I'm talking about myself.
Put it this way, it sounds cocky but its a fact... I dropped out of college, and yeah, actually, genetically and shit speaking? I am extremely smart. I mean, thats what makes me so fucked up in so many ways. My mother is a professor at MIT , my dad a professor at Harvard - not that even fucking matters or that I really take it seriously as a factor in, but you have to see its not the 1990s anymore, or especially not the 1970s or 1960s anymore , okay?
IF you want to "GET A GOOD JOB" ? What doest hat mean to you?
-I'll ANSWER THAT FOR YOU: It means to 99% of you MAKE HOPEFULLY AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE....... later in life you might see the angle of actually how essential it is to LOVE what you do, but nonetheless... OKAY
so starting here, lets break it down in like 2 seconds...
You can get some degree, and again, this may sound cold but WHY WOULD YOU GET ANY OTHER "DEGREE" AT SOME OTHER SCHOOL THAN: Harvard, Columbia, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Oxford, Brown, Dartmouth, and blah blah blah he list goes on a bit ...
NOT because people who go to these institutions are what 90% of what you think - geniuses, like, as if they are all walking around Asian and creating the next Drop-Box every second......
No. I'm sure there are MANY people here who have never even considered it but are absolutely "smart" enough to be at Harvard ... how do I know? I won't even answer that.
Its a BRAND NAME , okay? Thats all. SO if you are going to get or for this analogy "wear' a brand name label on your fucking clothes or whatever, you might as well make it Burberry of Lacoste and not Ecko Complex or Izod ? As superficially stupid as that is, trust me on this one...
SO no one will, but DONT go to art school, DONT go to film school you idiots, and if you are going to go to college like a 4 year college (which is soooo much fun and omg i miss the pussy and the $500 a week allowance, and the rent paid, and the pussy, and the skiing, being blackout , sniffing lines in the library too in the zone to go to behind the Physics section.... ha!
But, in retrospect, if you want in all seriousness to make the most amount of money, and to have the most amount of options - EMBRACE and ACCEPT technology, in regards to becoming (if you are cut out for it) a developer, yes, as in learning (and faster and before you know it) preferably more than multiple languages that can be at times, complex and even down right INFURIATING .
However, it is as lame as this may sound or whatever you want to make fun of me for saying this:
- I knew a kid at MIT who died, and lets just say that he was in the news a lot and that is what I mean about having diverse friends - I have those who get fucked up, wingman at bars and slay keishas back in the day, and then I have my super nerd friends, although nerds are the kings of the world now and it is no longer a bad thing... if you haven't noticed.
Anyways, just look into the fact that you can learn SO MUCH, SO MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY and ACCURATELY, and yes fast = effectively.... from the INTERNET.
Not everyone learns the same, I understand, but seriously otherwise end up like every other dumb bitch and have at best some below mediocre, entirely expendable , 35-40k a year paying "SEO, MARKETING JOB" OMG , its like..... "TOTALLY USE ANALYTICS TO WOW!! IM SO FUCKING SMART U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB UGHHHH LIKE ITS SO BALLER AND COMPLEX , U WOULD BEL IKE WHAT THE FUCKK IS THIS????
THESE ARE LIKE SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION KEYWORDS ... I TIHNK AND LIKE...."
^DONT BE THAT BEEZY
Or be a criminal, or get into the ganja business out west cough couch Colorado, or skim ATMs, or perhaps start printing viagra. All of these are real suggestions that are 100% more likely to lead to a life that is anything but mediocre and opens up the world and all tis wonders and destroys the barriers once again that stupid numbers n the bank otherwise put up...... called money, and so find ur way.
And hey, I'm not hating on any future Kingergarden teachers!!!!! We gotta have them and mad respect!!!!
(but you gotta be pressing Xanax bars, or moving 100 lbs a week, out to the bible belt states then.... serious, get in , make your plan, figure out your "0" risk factor and execute, don't get greedy past your allotted amount of time, and never break protocol and always go 1000x the extra mile and you'll be alright either way! )