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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, 'That was a karate chop from Korea.' The little guy thinks 'GEEZ,' but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, 'That was a judo chop from Japan.' So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and --WHAM!!!'-- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, 'When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.'
Fear is the mind killer!
A guy walks in to a bar looking quite happy and approaches the bar tender. He asks for a beer and askes the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke. The bartender just looks at him weird. The guy then feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around. A 6 foot 1 blonde woman is standing there and says 'Hey buddy before you tell this joke i would just like you to know that im a female body builder and im a blonde. See that woman over there she is a cop and is also blonde, see that woman over there, she is in the army and shes blonde. See that woman over there she is 6 foot 6 and is a professional wrestler and shes blonde too. See that woman over there, shes a cop and she is also blonde. Now if i were you i would think twice before telling this joke.' The man sits there for a second and replies 'Ya, thanks, i wouldnt want to have to explain it five times anyways'
'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E
'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz
'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp
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