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Skiing Phrases

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AFRICA
Posts: 647 - Karma: 5,438
I need help coming up with a good phrase to put on my name tag for a new job at a local ski shop. Any ideas?
Nov 29 2015 12:24AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
pee
Nov 29 2015 12:25AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
3 inches
Nov 29 2015 12:29AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
No wait


Toby
Nov 29 2015 12:30AM
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Brue
Posts: 392 - Karma: 1,948
I think, " Sore and bruised knees are my life" would suit you well. The customer will really understand how much of a bad ass skier you are and will NOT think that you go down on your knees a lot.
Nov 29 2015 12:31AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
JAHpowin


JAHpowher


Bruebutt


this is what was supposed to happen
Nov 29 2015 12:33AM
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AFRICA
Posts: 647 - Karma: 5,438
solid. keep em coming
Nov 29 2015 12:35AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
john18061806this is what was supposed to happen


My apologies

I have failed to ns
Nov 29 2015 12:38AM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
Let's Go Ski!
Nov 29 2015 2:53AM
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ghoti_hook
Posts: 237 - Karma: 1,169
"That's so goggles"
Nov 29 2015 9:00AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Bush did chads gap
Nov 29 2015 11:28AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 2,270
"FUCK!"
Nov 29 2015 11:28AM
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Colby_eubanks
Posts: 72 - Karma: 647
"Just Send It"

"You Won't"
Nov 29 2015 12:47PM
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Lbird
Posts: 401 - Karma: 2,188
skinny patty fat meat
Nov 29 2015 1:13PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
When in trouble, tuck for double

When going for triple, lick your nipple


Honestly man I have no idea. Pick a phrase that suits you
Nov 29 2015 5:26PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
Get Full Tilts
Nov 29 2015 5:32PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
Brocka_FlockaGet Full Tilts


just shot a bugger out of my nose
Nov 29 2015 6:03PM
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itzki
Posts: 444 - Karma: 1,344
fucking flabongo
Nov 29 2015 6:55PM
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teamdummy
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 2,595
"My ankles are broken!"
Nov 29 2015 7:06PM
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Criloh
Posts: 348 - Karma: 2,091
"I only do back mounts"
Nov 29 2015 7:06PM
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Criloh
Posts: 348 - Karma: 2,091
I only do back mounts
Nov 29 2015 7:12PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
I do green dimonds
Nov 29 2015 7:15PM
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*JP
Posts: 301 - Karma: 440
i lipslide donkey dicks
Nov 29 2015 7:58PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Rawdog
Nov 29 2015 8:05PM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Here because i have to be, not because i want to be.
Nov 29 2015 8:20PM
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FoxInSox
Posts: 4 - Karma: 14
Tabarnak!!!!
Nov 29 2015 8:35PM
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Senpai
Posts: 105 - Karma: 355
I know this one is overused but "are those next years goggles"
Nov 29 2015 8:41PM
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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019
Are you sponsored?
Are those next years?
Can you back flip?
get pitted like so pitted
Nov 29 2015 8:44PM
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SteadySpaghetti
Posts: 151 - Karma: 749
TANNER HALL
Nov 29 2015 9:22PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
HAMNATIONjust shot a bugger out of my nose


Glad I could clear your sinus bud.
Nov 29 2015 9:23PM
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