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Xmas present ideas for girlfriends/significant others

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skittiti
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Curious to see what y'all are getting your girlfriends for christmas. Mine doesn't ski or do anything winter sports related, so shopping for her is quite frankly a pain in the ass. I had a few ideas for her, and I'm not necessarily seeking inspiration, just was curious to see what ideas y'all had for your gf's/bf's/etc.

I was eying a few patagonia 1/4 zips and sweaters that i thought were kinda cool, maybe a pair of running shoes (which would probably just end up getting me in trouble) and few other small things here and there
Nov 24 2015 11:00PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/796434/The-Lonely-Island-Dick-in-a-Box
Nov 24 2015 11:01PM
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Anesteezia
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I bought her some Kartel 98's... But then I realized that I don't have a GF and I guess I could take them off her hands. Now I have new skis.
Nov 24 2015 11:05PM
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FrenchFry
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Dennis_Reynoldshttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/796434/The-Lonely-Island-Dick-in-a-Box


Solid post from a wannabe. Respect.
Nov 24 2015 11:23PM
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.squirrely.
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Lily pulitzer stuff its an easy gift and she digs it win- win
Nov 24 2015 11:53PM
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270on420out
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AnesteeziaI bought her some Kartel 98's... But then I realized that I don't have a GF and I guess I could take them off her hands. Now I have new skis.


This is the perfect gift for you

http://www.thegadgetexperience.com/grow-a-girlfriend/
Nov 25 2015 12:00AM
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Felice
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Anal Beads
Nov 25 2015 12:02AM
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Sno.
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North Face Fleece
UGG Boots
Frame that says "friends"
Friends Box Set
Starbucks Gift Card for PSLs
Pants that say "juicy" on the butt
A trip to Vegas with her girlfriends
Nov 25 2015 12:42AM
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SamtheEagle
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Fjallraven medium rucksack. She should be pretty stoked
Nov 25 2015 5:28AM
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Rachy
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.squirrely.Lily pulitzer stuff its an easy gift and she digs it win- win


I would laugh if someone gave me anything Lily Pulitzer.... I guess maybe if you live in Florida?


Gift that most females will like:

Nice journal.
Flowers
Coffee table book about something she's interested in
any sort of silk pajama set or robe


After that, you really need to know the person.
Nov 25 2015 5:44AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Does she ever steal a piece of clothing you have but really like? Buy her that. I bought my ex a Patagonia pullover almost identical to the one she always took from me since I hated sharing it...
Nov 25 2015 7:19AM
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ianrich511
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My presence is her present...
Nov 25 2015 8:24AM
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DBack1321
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http://www.pinkcherry.com/veined-double-header-18-inch-dildo-in-black?gclid=CIn7se_nq8kCFdMYHwodIVQI9Q

Fun you both can enjoy
Nov 25 2015 9:46AM
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987321654hgfd
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A booklet of sex coupons.
Nov 25 2015 9:52AM
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Deepskier
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AnesteeziaI bought her some Kartel 98's... But then I realized that I don't have a GF and I guess I could take them off her hands. Now I have new skis.

10/10 plan only flaw is the edges might scrape you when a girl wouldnt
Nov 25 2015 9:57AM
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JohnJonsz
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CirilloA booklet of sex coupons.


^ this actually works well imo, but should be complimented with something else so they can answer their friends/family when asked, "what did you get each other for xmas?"

You can always buy experiences if you can't think of really good ideas for material items. Figure out what they wanna DO and buy them concert (or any sport or event) tickets, lift tickets, or even hotel reservations and enjoy a fun time together.
Nov 25 2015 12:25PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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organise a weekend away somewhere?

I recently took my girlfriend to see the lion king in the westend in London. The whole thing set me back a fair bit but it was a gift that we both got to enjoy and she loved it.
Nov 25 2015 12:36PM
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Sno.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/806477/Chicka-Chicka-Ya-Fake-ID
Nov 25 2015 12:48PM
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skittiti
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JibbaTheHuttorganise a weekend away somewhere?

I recently took my girlfriend to see the lion king in the westend in London. The whole thing set me back a fair bit but it was a gift that we both got to enjoy and she loved it.


Already paid for a weekend in NYC when i was working there this summer, was hoping to spend a little less than what i spent then haha
Nov 25 2015 12:50PM
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Sno.
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ok--here's some cereal advice...

go to etsy.com

find someone who makes some custom shit that your girl would like.

For instance--if she likes jewelry--maybe get her a necklace like this one of these with a monogram that is important to her--your initials, her initials, her pet's initials, your initials combined?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/251219849/sale-personalized-bar-necklace-monogram?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=monogram%20necklace&ref=sr_gallery_41

https://www.etsy.com/listing/80050639/personalized-custom-wire-wrapped?ref=shop_home_feat_4

https://www.etsy.com/listing/233194311/personalized-jewelry-custom-name?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=custom%20gift&ref=sr_gallery_7

https://www.etsy.com/listing/255483287/family-tree-necklace-personalized-womens?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=custom%20gift&ref=sr_gallery_12

If she has a dog get her a custom collar like this:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/170107396/leather-dog-puppy-collar-large?ref=shop_home_active_1&ga_search_query=collar

Or start a new tradition together--wake her with breakfast in bed and then take her blindfolded to some cool place for the afternoon and surprise her. Tell her you'd like to start a holiday tradition with her and it starts today--she will eat that shit up.
Nov 25 2015 12:59PM
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Sno.
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here's some more she might like.

You could get one of these bracelets with the coordinates of where you first met:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/189830308/latitude-longitude-bracelet-coordinate?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=latitude%20longitude%20bracelet&ref=sc_gallery_1&plkey=ea7200ca5c2cf8a0409b390dbd8d37dfa2cf6720:189830308

https://www.etsy.com/listing/203927588/latitude-longitude-bracelet-rope?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=latitude%20longitude%20bracelet&ref=sr_gallery_3

here is a cute stocking stuffer set

https://www.etsy.com/listing/98612440/christmas-gift-stocking-stuffer-women?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=girlfriend%20gift&ref=sr_gallery_13

If she's a music lover you could get her a cool, custom photo album lik ethis...and then start it for her with a nice picture of you two on the first page

https://www.etsy.com/listing/238072789/photo-album-from-vinyl-gift-for?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=girlfriend%20photo%20album&ref=sr_gallery_1
Nov 25 2015 1:15PM
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veng_m
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FrenchFrySolid post from a wannabe. Respect.


He ain't no wanna-be. (;
Nov 25 2015 1:26PM
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GrapeHunter
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Make her something. I spray painted (with stencils I made) a photo of us at prom for her birthday and she loved it and it was fun for me too.
Nov 25 2015 1:42PM
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theabortionator
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I agree. Secnted candles and warm socks are the shit. Id make an account to post that as well.
Aug 5 2021 5:42PM
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MiIfHunter
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theabortionatorI agree. Secnted candles and warm socks are the shit. Id make an account to post that as well.


Thongs. Buy a thong. Thongs are incredible!
Aug 5 2021 5:51PM
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SofaKingSick
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perfect. dude, can i just send you all my girlfriend's information and my credit card and you set up her account for her?
Aug 6 2021 1:32PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Yeah buddy, super cool.

but we are going to need pics of your girlfriend to confirm.

Also, if you are paying for your gf, was she mail order or is she just a prostitute?

regards,

NS
Aug 6 2021 8:10PM
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Dilldoes
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Can you set me up a website to sell thongs,socks, and candles?

I'll send over my social,my mom's social and my grandmother's bank account info.

Thanks in advance.
Aug 6 2021 11:14PM
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iced
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no way my girlfriend does this too

she said her cuck friend gifted her the business in returning for letting him tell people on the internet he has a gf
Aug 9 2021 7:00PM
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