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Name my Bonsai Tree

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daviscon9
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I am growing a Bonsai Tree for class and we have to give it a name. Give me some suggestions (nothing is off limits).
Nov 18 2015 8:38PM
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CHORIZO
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seymour butts
Nov 18 2015 8:51PM
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Crispy.
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Tonsai Bree
Nov 18 2015 9:02PM
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Sno.
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Bonzai is a Japanese battle cry, so I would name your tree "Battle Cry"...your teacher will give you extra points.
Nov 18 2015 9:06PM
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CHORIZO
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actual size
Nov 18 2015 9:09PM
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nate1097
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Sno.Bonzai is a Japanese battle cry, so I would name your tree "Battle Cry"...your teacher will give you extra points.


do this in some language like zulu or some shit

then teacher wont understand then will give u extra extra credit when u tell her




or just name it chuck
Nov 18 2015 9:09PM
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iFlip
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"Twisted & Kinky"
Nov 18 2015 9:26PM
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conchetler
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big bush
Nov 18 2015 11:45PM
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Chubbs.
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Lebronzai Tree
Nov 18 2015 11:50PM
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Chubbs.
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**Lebronsai
Nov 18 2015 11:51PM
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byubound
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Sno.Bonzai is a Japanese battle cry, so I would name your tree "Battle Cry"...your teacher will give you extra points.

Banzai is the battle cry. Bonsai just literally translates to tray plant. So, I propose you name it trey.
Nov 18 2015 11:55PM
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Sno.
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byuboundBanzai is the battle cry. Bonsai just literally translates to tray plant. So, I propose you name it trey.


yeah-- I said it is a Japanese battle cry. I didn't say it translated to battle cry.

Warriors don't just run out yelling "battle cry!"...lol.
Nov 18 2015 11:59PM
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byubound
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Sno.yeah-- I said it is a Japanese battle cry. I didn't say it translated to battle cry.

Warriors don't just run out yelling "battle cry!"...lol.


No, you said bonzai was the battle cry. Little differences in Japanese make a massive difference in what you're trying to say, because they have way fewer sounds than we do.
Nov 19 2015 12:01AM
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CaptainObvious.
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byuboundNo, you said bonzai was the battle cry. Little differences in Japanese make a massive difference in what you're trying to say, because they have way fewer sounds than we do.


Dude....the post you quoted is right there. She said A battle cry
Nov 19 2015 12:03AM
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byubound
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CaptainObvious.Dude....the post you quoted is right there. She said A battle cry


Ok, let me phrase this differently.
A Japanese person might run into battle and yell 'banzai!'
They would not yell 'bonzai!', as she said in her first post.
Nov 19 2015 12:07AM
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Big_Spence
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not reading any post-a picture of said tree is required.
Nov 19 2015 12:07AM
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CaptainObvious.
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byuboundOk, let me phrase this differently.
A Japanese person might run into battle and yell 'banzai!'
They would not yell 'bonzai!', as she said in her first post.


......how baked are you?
Nov 19 2015 12:14AM
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Sno.
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byuboundOk, let me phrase this differently.
A Japanese person might run into battle and yell 'banzai!'
They would not yell 'bonzai!', as she said in her first post.


hah. gotcha.

It would still be a witty thing to name the tree--sort of a play on words, but yes, I didn't notice your spelling difference I your post.
Nov 19 2015 12:18AM
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byubound
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CaptainObvious.......how baked are you?

lol. I don't know how I could be clearer, but I'm also sleep deprived and trying to write an essay at the same time. Bonzai is not the same as banzai.
Nov 19 2015 12:19AM
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dadi
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will
Nov 19 2015 12:38AM
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HSmith
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dadiwill

That name sux.
Nov 19 2015 12:43AM
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CaptainObvious.
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byuboundlol. I don't know how I could be clearer, but I'm also sleep deprived and trying to write an essay at the same time. Bonzai is not the same as banzai.


........how baked am I?
Nov 19 2015 12:52AM
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ianrich511
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CaptainObvious.......how baked are you?


CaptainObvious.........how baked am I?




Nov 19 2015 8:37AM
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.Hugo.
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Clubber Lang
Nov 19 2015 8:39AM
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theBearJew
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Bonquitree. Like bon qui qui.
Nov 19 2015 8:56AM
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Young_patty
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Name it "morning wood"
Nov 19 2015 9:14AM
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Slush
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Dank frank
Nov 19 2015 9:22AM
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Mingg
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John
Nov 19 2015 11:42AM
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CHORIZO
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MinggJohn


Cena
Nov 19 2015 1:11PM
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ANDR01D
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Charlie Treen
Nov 19 2015 4:21PM
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ANDR01D
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ANDR01DCharlie Treen


Or Emilio Estreevez
Nov 19 2015 4:22PM
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ianrich511
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Tree Fitty
Nov 19 2015 4:28PM
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EHP
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Bobby Bonsai, since thats what mine is named
Nov 19 2015 8:04PM
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NEPTR
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lil' bon
Nov 19 2015 8:05PM
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Peter.
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Based lord lil bonsai
Nov 19 2015 8:43PM
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Swandog7
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Bong Lord
Nov 19 2015 9:22PM
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Nov 19 2015 9:32PM
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razors-chaz
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Serious answer, JP
Nov 20 2015 9:39AM
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FrenchFry
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Hakuna matata
Nov 20 2015 3:17PM
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FrenchFry
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Hakuna matata
Nov 20 2015 3:17PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Benassi would be a good name in my opinion. There's probably a better name out there though.
Nov 20 2015 3:25PM
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CHORIZO
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Sadam
Nov 20 2015 5:03PM
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CHORIZO
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Sadam
Nov 20 2015 5:03PM
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GregFlik
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Speedy or Oklahoma City Thunder Fuck.
Nov 20 2015 7:47PM
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Gherbs
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ANDR01DCharlie Treen


Hahahahahahahahahahah yes
Nov 20 2015 7:53PM
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Gherbs
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ANDR01DCharlie Treen


Hahahahahahahahahahah yes
Nov 20 2015 7:53PM
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vincent.
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ROXANNE
Nov 21 2015 12:06AM
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JTCasper540_MN
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big dick McGee
Nov 21 2015 12:24AM
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CabbyArrant
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daviscon9I am growing a Bonsai Tree for class and we have to give it a name. Give me some suggestions (nothing is off limits).


Mr. Miagui
Nov 21 2015 12:44PM
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Lé.Skiing
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vincent.ROXANNE


This would be awesome if he was testing to see the growth effects of the bonsai under a red light. hahaha
Nov 21 2015 2:28PM
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gotti
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Nov 22 2015 11:35AM
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