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"When I was a noob" Confessions

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X_ANKILLA
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So after talking to a kid who just began park last season, he told me that he thought he was the biggest noob ever for not having any ski gear and having to wear his high school hoodie. But let's be honest. When I was a noob in 2008, I used to wear 2 pairs of jeans because I didn't have snowpants, and I painted my 20$ smith goggles because I thought it looked cool.

Confess my hittahs.
Oct 15 2015 9:13PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
What if we're still a noob?
Oct 15 2015 9:22PM
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veng_m
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shit dude im still a noob
Oct 15 2015 9:23PM
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YoungGun.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 562
I wore a medium high-school basketball hoodie (I was probably 6 feet tall), bike helmet, and cheap ass goggles.

Also jumped off of lips and told people that I didn't do rails because they would damage my skis. (I was terrified)

I also wore Burton... And skinny Solomon pants.

Oh God why.
Oct 15 2015 9:32PM
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dustygoldflakes
Posts: 484 - Karma: 700
I used to think if you could go sideways on a box, that you were the shit
Oct 15 2015 9:34PM
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J-Dunn
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 1,845
when i was a noob i casssssed the fuck outta all size jumps on purpose first like 5 or 6 hits cuz i was ascared to go big. thought it would help me progress. ahahha
Oct 15 2015 9:37PM
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gnar_whal
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When I was a noob I didn't wear full tilts :( *sighs*..................
Oct 15 2015 9:42PM
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seb_hofmann
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you're still a noob ;)
Oct 15 2015 9:44PM
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gnar_whal
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seb_hofmannyou're still a noob ;)


I very well may be but at least I have full tilts
Oct 15 2015 9:49PM
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mike759
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still am, forever will be
Oct 15 2015 10:08PM
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Jon_Taffer
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never had goggles for the first 10 or so years of skiing, didnt have sunglasses or anything either just would rip down chink eyed. i guess some things never change
Oct 15 2015 10:09PM
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shotvet
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Jon_Tafferchink eyed


yikes...
Oct 15 2015 10:12PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
shotvetyikes...


was not meant to be racist or anything aha, i used to only ski a couple times a year so my parents never bothered buying me goggles. i still prefer riding no gogs if its a nice day out
Oct 15 2015 10:18PM
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robert.clarkeiii
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Bought super nice gear and didn't even know how to use it lol. at least i looked good is what i thought. Haha
Oct 15 2015 10:18PM
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tokemon240
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Jon_Tafferwould rip down chink eyed. i guess some things never change


those who get it, get it
Oct 15 2015 10:19PM
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brov1
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I was 2
Oct 15 2015 10:24PM
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ascent_studios
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going straight on a box and making go pro edits from helmet
Oct 15 2015 10:46PM
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S.J.W
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ben_collinsgoing straight on a box and making go pro edits from helmet


You know who else makes gopro edits from their helmet? Candide Thovex so by my logic. You and Candide Thovex are basically the same person.
Oct 15 2015 10:54PM
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270on420out
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S.J.WYou know who else makes gopro edits from their helmet? Candide Thovex so by my logic. You and Candide Thovex are basically the same person.


You know who else poops? Tom Wallisch. So by my logic, you and Candide Thovex are basically the same person.
Oct 15 2015 11:06PM
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C_dub
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thinking that a nose butter was just a 180
Oct 15 2015 11:08PM
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270on420out
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skiizey_steezythinking that a nose butter was just a 180


I use to call surface swaps butter 360s
Oct 15 2015 11:10PM
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C_dub
Posts: 371 - Karma: 2,306
THEDIRTYBUBBLEI use to call surface swaps butter 360s


I've done worse. Once, was so hyped to ski i didn't bother to go buy new pair of snow pants so I was going around with pants above my rental boots.
Oct 15 2015 11:14PM
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broto
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anyone who was young and impressionable during the 2008 Fabric Surplus that plagued freeskiers worldwide... good god the layers. OH THE LAYERS
Oct 15 2015 11:23PM
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Swandog7
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I used to 50-50 boxes when i first started. My friend thinks I'm amazing now because I did a front 2 in front of him, I also did some more tech stuff but that front 2 blew him away, lets say he's still stuck in the stage a little bit
Oct 15 2015 11:28PM
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DominatorJacques
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Me_N_ChrisSo after talking to a kid who just began park last season, he told me that he thought he was the biggest noob ever for not having any ski gear and having to wear his high school hoodie. But let's be honest. When I was a noob in 2008, I used to wear 2 pairs of jeans because I didn't have snowpants, and I painted my 20$ smith goggles because I thought it looked cool.

Confess my hittahs.


I'm an "old man" and still a Noob! When you are a Noob you can wear what ever you like and it's all good. I started in jeans then I progressed to the "Thrift Shop" and never looked back!
[URL]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782943/Poppin--Thrift-Store-Tags-Vintage-One-Piece-Ski-Suits-Re-Make-2-17[/URL]
Oct 15 2015 11:28PM
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DominatorJacques
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DominatorJacquesI'm an "old man" and still a Noob! When you are a Noob you can wear what ever you like and it's all good. I started in jeans then I progressed to the "Thrift Shop" and never looked back!
[URL]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782943/Poppin--Thrift-Store-Tags-Vintage-One-Piece-Ski-Suits-Re-Make-2-17[/URL]


WTF? I can't seem to embed a NS video.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782943/Poppin--Thrift-Store-Tags-Vintage-One-Piece-Ski-Suits-Re-Make-2-17
Oct 15 2015 11:31PM
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BAYKUR
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A few years ago i thought if you could do a rail you were practically Tom Wallisch.
Oct 15 2015 11:35PM
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saskskier
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Skiers weren't allowed in snowboard parks.
Oct 16 2015 12:06AM
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X_ANKILLA
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DominatorJacquesWTF? I can't seem to embed a NS video.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782943/Poppin--Thrift-Store-Tags-Vintage-One-Piece-Ski-Suits-Re-Make-2-17


If this is actually you. You are a beautiful person. +K
Oct 16 2015 12:10AM
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Dadcore
Posts: 237 - Karma: 683
Tried to ski switch (which I then called backwards) on my racing children's dynastar skis, ran into an orange fence and got stuck there for 30 minutes until by random chance my dad came by and helped me untangle myself
Oct 16 2015 12:12AM
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X_ANKILLA
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEYou know who else poops? Tom Wallisch. So by my logic, you and Candide Thovex are basically the same person.

can you prove this? Bc I'm calling Bull Shit.
Oct 16 2015 12:12AM
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APunx176
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YoungGun.I also wore Burton...


I still do that. I got a good deal on a great jacket so I mean whatever. Wear whatever you want to.
Oct 16 2015 12:13AM
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Mrworm10
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Me_N_ChrisI painted my 20$ smith goggles because I thought it looked cool.


Wait...

IS THAT NOT COOL ANYMORE?!
Oct 16 2015 12:26AM
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Senpai
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I used to call safety grabs "cased grabs". hahahah
Oct 16 2015 12:36AM
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J-Dunn
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brotoanyone who was young and impressionable during the 2008 Fabric Surplus that plagued freeskiers worldwide... good god the layers. OH THE LAYERS


the opposite of my thoughts. I think the reason skiing has went downhill sense the 2007-2011 era is the lack of layers.
Oct 16 2015 1:32AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
I used to call Saga "Say-ga" because thats how people from Buffalo talk but I quickly learned that that is not the accepted pronunciation.
Oct 16 2015 1:38AM
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J-Dunn
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MinggI used to call Saga "Say-ga" because thats how people from Buffalo talk but I quickly learned that that is not the accepted pronunciation.


i was a sega genises kid growing up with sonic the hedge hog do im right with you there
Oct 16 2015 1:51AM
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CHORIZO
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Tried to use a tree as a quarter pipe that had no way of actually being used like one and just kinda ran into it
Oct 16 2015 2:10AM
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iH8pow
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I also didn't wear goggles. Granted, a lot of my skiing when I was young was afterschool at night on lit slopes so wearing goggles other than clear is rather pointless.

I also cased jumps cause I was scared to go big, straight slid boxes...

I can not frontflip for the life of me
Oct 16 2015 2:12AM
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SammyDubz
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I used to wear sunglasses instead of goggles at all times, even when night skiing, because I thought I was cool hahahah
Oct 16 2015 7:47AM
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X_ANKILLA
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J-Dunnthe opposite of my thoughts. I think the reason skiing has went downhill sense the 2007-2011 era is the lack of layers.


Layers are the flavor of skiing. every person should have at least 3 visible.
Oct 16 2015 8:41AM
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Gr0mo
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casing jumps, hitting lips on to rails. Trying to hit the park in my volkl super sport all stars.

good times
Oct 16 2015 9:56AM
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BrothsTopaz
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im just a noob
Oct 16 2015 10:26AM
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BonusNo413
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Jon_Taffernever had goggles for the first 10 or so years of skiing, didnt have sunglasses or anything either just would rip down chink eyed. i guess some things never change


Fucking racist red neck trash
Oct 16 2015 10:50AM
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Deepskier
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Im a fucking noob even though I have full tilts but i suck so but these new ft make me dub right?
Oct 16 2015 10:54AM
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michiskier23
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i started skiing in middle school and my parents were too cheap to buy me a normal pair of skis so they got my a pair of ski blades. granted i taught myself to ski on those and now they are fun to dick around on but looking back it was bad.
Oct 16 2015 11:15AM
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Jon_Taffer
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OxcilicFucking racist red neck trash

Lol was not meant to be racist, just an expression.
Ps, it's a double meaning
Oct 16 2015 11:17AM
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purplepants420
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My din's were set to the lowest setting, do when ever I hit a jump my ski would pop off. I didn't know what was happening, I had to take my skis to the rental maintenance guy and he fixed them for me.
Oct 16 2015 11:45AM
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broto
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DeepskierIm a fucking noob even though I have full tilts but i suck so but these new ft make me dub right?


Nah pretty sure you're fucked

Jon_TafferLol was not meant to be racist, just an expression


Chink is definitely a racial slur bud
Oct 16 2015 11:57AM
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VV.XTREME
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in 2008 i saw some kids jumping off the lips of rails and thought about doing it because i thought it was cool, but luckily i never did it haha
Oct 16 2015 12:04PM
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