Behold, the stupidest fucking thing I have seen in my entire life. Every fall Rib mountain/Granite Peak in Wisconsin has fall chairlift rides. The hill is 700 vertical feet, yet almost everybody waits in this 1/4 mile line for two hours and pays $9 each for the chairlift that hauls them up to the top. Very few people hike up the gradually sloping trails.
I understand that children and the elderly might have difficulty hiking, but that only explains 20% of this insane crowd. Have we reached new levels of lazy?
I'm actually worried for the future of humanity. Scared shitless. We are so doomed.