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Be a pro skier, get madd bitches
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Usually when i tell a girl that i'm a skier she just opens her mouth really wide and let's out a massive yawn. So recently i've been telling girls that i'm a skier, then i stretch the truth a little, I tell them that i'm sponsored by K2 and i win hella competitions. The pantys just fly off, it's great.
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
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i gotta try that. but it wont work.
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why? you must be too ugly.
'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz
'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
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stop lying
'Go back to Jersey sonny. This is the City of Angels and you ain't got wings.'
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i rather have happy bitches. :-\
horray for fun.
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what is with girls, they go for the suckiest snowboarder guys, and pass up the fucking good skier guys
just wearing a snowboard is like a 1 free chairlifthead ticket
This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
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yea i know what ever happend to tha phat ass ski bums that always got tha pussy
now they just go for snowlerboarder fags who cant even turn
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)
skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
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1985 was the last year any skibums got any pussy..
horray for fun.
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Go to college, if you dont go to college or your college lacks massive ammounts of females visit a friends school. Dont waste time talking about being a pro skier, make up a story about a trust fund and skiing in france...see what happens when a girl thinks you are loaded
Conformity, I'll never swallow. The world today full of pain and sorrow. Apathy, I'll never follow.
Stretch Arm Strong
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haha, im still in high school.
This is based on the idea that girls are pretty dumb, so it works most of the time.
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
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'it works, it actually works!!!!', just wear like an oakley jumper and some sunnies and its so easy to pass off, guys dont buy it, but the ladies love it.
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pro skiers do get mad bitches, and im disapointed in you for lieing. pros work hard to get where there at. and i dont see you working hard so you dont deserve mad bitches. late
'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'
'The man does have a point Tanner'
Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
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everyone deserves madd bitches, unless your ugly
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Craigggg thhhhaaaattt huuurrtttsss *sob*.
I work hard too, i lift kegs for a workout.
Sometimes it just feels good to be a gangsta.
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lo labout everyone deserving them
yeah, totally, telling chicks that DOES work , because some of us ARE really...anyways um like yeah they totally dig sking. like when i tell them i train with olympians and shti *true*
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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