Today I went to the airport to drop off some people (I am an airport taxi driver). When I went inside to show the people where to go, I noticed a flight attendant in the baggage claim area. We exchanged smiles and after our brief smile exchange, I already have a crush on her. I noticed her name badge, and when I got home I remembered her cute smile and decided to look up her name. I am pretty sure we have a thing going because when she smiled at me it was the kind of smile a girl gives when she has a crush on you.
Anyway, I looked her up on Facebook to learn more about her. Turns out she is single and only a few months older than me. She seems perfect! Even her profile pictures suggest she has a similar personality to me!
Anyway of course I would like to get her number but how do I do this? Message her on Facebook or try to find her at the airport again? How do I approach her?
The only logical thing that could happen is, you don't look her up. Thats too much, too easy. You probably remember her scent. If you don't remember the exact scent think. You have to really think of her scent. Maybe her scent was Brittany's new perfume. Maybe her scent was similar to a rotten fish, sun saturated for 14 and a half days until a poor fox snatched it up and mated with it, to create a hybrid mega-fox-fish-pussy-gobbler-extra-ribbed-with-lub-from-your-crazy-ex-who-liked-pee-in-her-ear. Maybe. But the scent should be strong, You really gotta feel the scent. When I think of a scent from another human, penis bearing or pussy bearing, I feel excited down under. My pants lift a little when a remember a human scent so divine. YOU NEED TO. NEED TO SNIFF FOR HER SCENT. Sniff everyone. She could be in disguise. Sniff the panties of. what, wrong topic. but sniff. You gotta really want to sniff her out. a real sniff. just sniff it. uhmmm. yessss. sniff. oh. sniff. I feel a good way to improve your sniffing form is though yoga. do the downward dog and sniff the ground. learn your environment. JUST SNIFFF. In hale. Sniff. ohhhhhhhh. I looooovveee a good sniff. one day i sniffed a whole line of people watching to go on a rollercoster ride. they were drenched with sweat and each sniff, I was gifted with the pure goodness of their scent. Truely a sniff experience I will longer to reencounter. I just need a sniff you know. Just a sniff. please sniff her out then pee in her ear. please. just a sniff.
Bro you need to go back to the airport, if you hit her up on Facebook she will be like "this guy is stalking my shit" but if you go back to the airport she will appreciate the fact that you went all the way back to that place to ask her out. Girls love that stuff
You continue to look her up. Find some common interests and think of some conversation starters that could potentially get the ball rolling. Never contact a crush out of the blue on facebook though, that would be creepy. Just keep this information in you back pocket and make sure to present yourself nicely in case you run into her again. Keep playing that scenario in you head... this should help you cope with the fact that you messed up your one and only encounter with her and you'll probably never get another chance.