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Cute Girl at the Post Office

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-Dan
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Hi NSG,

Today when I went to the post office to ship out some orders. The girl working there was super cute and I have a crush on her after our 5 minutes of interacting. She happened to inadvertently tell me her last name during this time (one of the people I was shipping to had the same last name as her and she pointed that out). Anyway I finish shipping and wish her a nice day with a smile cause she is cute AF and I have to smile. I want to get to know this girl if I can.

Fast forward to when I get home.I'm equipped with her full name (first name is on her name tag) and of course I'm taking that shit to social media because I wanna know how old this girl is and if she has a boyfriend. Quick investigation turns up favorable info on each question.

Now obviously I'd prefer to ask this girl for her number in person/ ask her to hang out sometime, but I feel like going into her work to do that is sorta creepy. The alternative would be hitting her up via facebook which also is creepy.

What what you do in this situation?
Oct 6 2015 6:13PM
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dadi
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AlsoKnownAsGood luck man! The internet is routing for you. Win or loose we're here for ya! If this turns into a thing and you end up getting married I sure hope we'd all be invited. Although I'd probably just come for the free booze honestly.


We're all cheering for you! Post girl and Op 4 life.
Oct 8 2015 3:01AM
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Chubz.
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Yo fam wife hit her with the line i promise it will work.


Also lemme snag one of those 33 hats from u so u can go to the post office again.
Oct 8 2015 3:14AM
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Chubz.
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Chubz.wife

Disregard this forgot to delete it
Oct 8 2015 3:15AM
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PeppermillReno
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Take a picture of your dick.


Print it out.


Buy a large box.


Bring the box into the post office and put her name on it.


Write good things come in big packages on your printed out dick pic.


Place dick pic in the box and give the box to the girl. Include your phone number somewhere and wait for the text.



I wouldn't try this if you have a small penis though or if your dick pic is of your cock flacid.
Oct 8 2015 3:26AM
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GayWolf420
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TallxTSo then we all agree that adding her on Facebook is the worse move. I'm gonna go tomorrow and ship some more things. Shouts out to Peter being completely right. If she's not down then its pretty easy to not go to that post office. Should be a dope adrenaline rush. I've def never coldstart tried to get a girls number like this.

If other people come into the post office while I'm there do I still send it? Damn, an audience would really make this tough.


*Cue Sitcom "ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo" crowd noise*
Oct 8 2015 11:17AM
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-Dan
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Chubz.Yo fam wife hit her with the line i promise it will work.


Also lemme snag one of those 33 hats from u so u can go to the post office again.

yo, those aren't gonna be for sale yet, if ever. But there are many options, and more new stuff coming out today
Oct 8 2015 11:30AM
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cool_name
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Anyone consider there is no girl and this is just an elaborate ploy to get people to buy more of his shit?
Oct 8 2015 12:31PM
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_salty_
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cool_nameAnyone consider there is no girl and this is just an elaborate ploy to get people to buy more of his shit?


What if he gets a mail order bride and lives the rest of his life with her committed to the long con.
Oct 8 2015 12:36PM
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cool_name
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_salty_What if he gets a mail order bride and lives the rest of his life with her committed to the long con.


I wouldn't even be mad at that point, that kind of dedication is something I can respect
Oct 8 2015 3:01PM
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.otto.
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OregonDeadYou should go old school and ask her out with a letter. She works at a post office so she'd probably appreciate it. Just go in when she is working and buy stamps or something and then smile and pass her your note.


THIS
Oct 8 2015 3:03PM
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BrothsTopaz
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just go for it on social media. i did almost the same thing a few months ago and although it didnt turn out too well, i was back to the same place i started. seriously no effect on my life.
Oct 8 2015 3:56PM
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BenWhit
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Chubz.Thats the line that i hooked my girl with. So i have a 100% success rate with it.


It works 60% of the time, every time.
Oct 8 2015 4:48PM
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Chubz.
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TallxTyo, those aren't gonna be for sale yet, if ever. But there are many options, and more new stuff coming out today


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Oct 8 2015 7:09PM
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-Dan
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So I'll be stopping by the post office again tomorrow before work. Don't give up on me NSG. OP is gonna deliver.
Oct 8 2015 10:12PM
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S.J.W
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MinggMaybe try going back on the same weekday(and time) you did the first time you met her? Odds are she works a set schedule or a similar schedule week to week!


come on ming, you know a week in hot girls time is like a year in normal time. She would've forgotton all about him in a weeks time. As John Cena once famously said "the time is now"
Oct 8 2015 10:23PM
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AmateurPilgrim
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just go there and ask her, whats the worst that could happen. If she says yes great if she says no or thinks its creepy, no big deal. That girl from the post office turned you down one time. Not a big deal, nothing ventured nothing gained.
Oct 8 2015 10:23PM
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skier58284
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TallxTSo I'll be stopping by the post office again tomorrow before work. Don't give up on me NSG. OP is gonna deliver.


Pics of the girl or it didn't happen
Oct 8 2015 11:51PM
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Mingg
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S.J.Wcome on ming, you know a week in hot girls time is like a year in normal time. She would've forgotton all about him in a weeks time. As John Cena once famously said "the time is now"


Hot girl time? Also, I don't know. I mean sure she'll remember you a few days later but I feel like it would be better if you could be like "oh hey!I was in here last week, we talked for a little bit, remember?" or something. Get the conversation going with that cause it sounds.. spontaneous. I think that's the word I'm looking for. I suppose that would work whether its 2 days or 2 weeks later though. Fuck it. Just go get the girl dude.
Oct 9 2015 12:15AM
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ghosthop
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Don't go to a girl's work to hit on her or potentially try to pick her up. That shit is weird.
Oct 9 2015 12:21AM
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deleted5
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ghosthopDon't go to a girl's work to hit on her or potentially try to pick her up. That shit is weird.


I do it all the time, having a good interaction with the girl and then ask for her number to see her again isn't strange at all.

I guess if you have no social skills and you think doing it is weird yeah if you try you'll probably be really awkward, and make it weird. What do you suggest all guys do only try to pick up girls outside of bars in at house parties, and let an opportunity of meeting a girl he wants go to waste?
Oct 9 2015 12:43AM
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ghosthop
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nocturnalI do it all the time, having a good interaction with the girl and then ask for her number to see her again isn't strange at all.

I guess if you have no social skills and you think doing it is weird yeah if you try you'll probably be really awkward, and make it weird. What do you suggest all guys do only try to pick up girls outside of bars in at house parties, and let an opportunity of meeting a girl he wants go to waste?


No shit dude, if she was so cute he should have exchanged numbers the first time he met her. No one is saying don't make a move if you hit it off.

OTOH, going to someone's workplace just to pick them up has a serious creep factor. She's being paid to be there and be sociable/pleasant to customers. If you can't seal the deal the first time, don't go back and bother someone at work.
Oct 9 2015 1:11AM
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Chubz.
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ghosthopNo shit dude, if she was so cute he should have exchanged numbers the first time he met her. No one is saying don't make a move if you hit it off.

OTOH, going to someone's workplace just to pick them up has a serious creep factor. She's being paid to be there and be sociable/pleasant to customers. If you can't seal the deal the first time, don't go back and bother someone at work.



lol dude chill
Oct 9 2015 3:12AM
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PeppermillReno
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ghosthopDon't go to a girl's work to hit on her or potentially try to pick her up. That shit is weird.


I think you meant to say 'Don't go to a girl's work to hit on her or potentially try to pick her up unless she works at hooters, otherwise, that shit is weird.'
Oct 9 2015 3:23AM
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ahill
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Threads for when OP smashes
Oct 9 2015 11:19AM
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plyswthsqrrls
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ghosthopNo shit dude, if she was so cute he should have exchanged numbers the first time he met her. No one is saying don't make a move if you hit it off.

OTOH, going to someone's workplace just to pick them up has a serious creep factor. She's being paid to be there and be sociable/pleasant to customers. If you can't seal the deal the first time, don't go back and bother someone at work.


i don't think its that weird, it worked for me once with a cashier at a grocery store lol

now once I got her number and we talked for a bit, turns out we were the least compatible people ever and nothing came of it, but I still consider it a win
Oct 11 2015 2:02AM
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Mr.Mitten
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inb4 this is all a big ploy for Dan to get people to buy more Arsenic stuff, if this is the case, go Dan y'all are smart as fuck. If not then, go Dan! Slay the honey
Oct 11 2015 12:09PM
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Krotchs_Brother
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Threadzz
Oct 11 2015 1:59PM
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juicedrummer11
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Just go back in there, buy one stamp, when she rings you up just straight up tell her you want to take her out sometime and would like to get her phone number. Just make sure its not busy and there isn't a huge line behind you.

Worked for me at a coffee shop, went back later in the day to get some water and got the barista's number...just waiting for her to reply to my dick pic i sent a few days ago though
Oct 11 2015 2:40PM
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Ski_Alot
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You're in my prayers, OP. Go get her. Imagine if someday you guy are going to be snuggling or some shit and you can show her this thread.
Oct 11 2015 2:51PM
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PaleCelery
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Put a stamp on it and send it first class booty mail
Oct 14 2015 2:57PM
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Kazabazua
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PEE IN HER BUTT.
Oct 14 2015 3:57PM
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Peter.
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hit us with some updates OP
Oct 14 2015 3:58PM
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Skizbflexin
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Jus walk up in there and whip it out like a real OG chicks dig it.
Oct 14 2015 6:23PM
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-Dan
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Peter.hit us with some updates OP


hoping to have an update for everyone tomorrow
Oct 15 2015 1:32PM
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californiagrown
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TallxThoping to have an update for everyone tomorrow


Pictures of the girl or it just didn't happen
Oct 15 2015 4:06PM
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gnar_whal
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Op give us her name. or pictures. Just to make sure shes not an ugly ass ho
Oct 15 2015 4:14PM
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gotti
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gnar_whalOp give us her name. or pictures. Just to make sure shes not an ugly ass ho


this. ns doesnt fuck with grenades
Oct 15 2015 4:54PM
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maxwags9
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I want update!
Oct 15 2015 5:17PM
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Deepskier
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ericaBut can she lip on blind 2?


If she cant lip blind tru whats the point but as long as she can lip slide your rail i guess your good
Oct 16 2015 11:08AM
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-Dan
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Do you like apples?
Oct 16 2015 1:58PM
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_____alfredo____
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TallxTDo you like apples?


ya you?
Oct 16 2015 2:22PM
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johnnyBuz
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skiforsamthe package is just a bunch of boxes and theres really nothing there. then when she says "whats with all the boxes?" you can slyly remark, "I've been through so many boxes, and now i want to experience yours"


and then she be all like

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/787987/What--39-s-in-the-Box-
Oct 16 2015 2:32PM
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SofaKingSick
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(didn't read thread, apologies)

i feel ya on asking girls out at their job, you gotta be cool about it to not come off douchey or creepy.

but the post office setting offers exciting possibilities! you could D.E.N.N.I.S. her and go in sending stuff to your sick auntie or something if that's your kind of thing, you could just send large empty boxes a couple times til she asks wtf youre doing...

or, more conservatively, you could just actually send stuff a couple more times and if you get a chance, tell her you'd like to see her again

as long as you don't come off too aggressive or weird, the worst case scenario is she says no, and even then in most cases she'll be flattered (this entire post assumes youre a reasonably chill dude). either way, do it dude, i guarantee you won't regret it..even if she says no, you'll be happy you tried and you'll learn from it
Oct 16 2015 2:35PM
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-Dan
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darticus_primeya you?


We'll I got her number. How do you like dem apples?
Oct 16 2015 8:45PM
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crotchvent
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TallxTWe'll I got her number. How do you like dem apples?


Careful it may be a fake number and poisoned apples.
Oct 16 2015 8:48PM
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AmateurPilgrim
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TallxTWe'll I got her number. How do you like dem apples?


Congrats!
Oct 16 2015 8:49PM
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cornholio
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Oct 16 2015 8:50PM
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gnar_whal
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TallxTWe'll I got her number. How do you like dem apples?


How did you approach her?
Oct 16 2015 11:03PM
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californiagrown
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TallxTWe'll I got her number. How do you like dem apples?


Pics of her or it didn't happen.
Oct 17 2015 7:28AM
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-Dan
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gnar_whalHow did you approach her?

With my package ready to be handled. shipping international so I had a little bit of time to converse. She handed me my change and I asked for her number. It was dope. She paused for a moment put her smile down and quietly said yes.
californiagrownPics of her or it didn't happen.

I'm not posting pictures. But it definitely happened.
Oct 17 2015 9:17AM
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