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Cute Girl at the Post Office

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-Dan
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Hi NSG,

Today when I went to the post office to ship out some orders. The girl working there was super cute and I have a crush on her after our 5 minutes of interacting. She happened to inadvertently tell me her last name during this time (one of the people I was shipping to had the same last name as her and she pointed that out). Anyway I finish shipping and wish her a nice day with a smile cause she is cute AF and I have to smile. I want to get to know this girl if I can.

Fast forward to when I get home.I'm equipped with her full name (first name is on her name tag) and of course I'm taking that shit to social media because I wanna know how old this girl is and if she has a boyfriend. Quick investigation turns up favorable info on each question.

Now obviously I'd prefer to ask this girl for her number in person/ ask her to hang out sometime, but I feel like going into her work to do that is sorta creepy. The alternative would be hitting her up via facebook which also is creepy.

What what you do in this situation?
Oct 6 2015 6:13PM
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californiagrownfalse pretenses being that he tells her he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?

I fail to see how that is starting a relationship under false pretenses...



Also "you should go back and ask her out dude" is not at all what i suggested.


"he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?"

yeah it was
Oct 6 2015 10:27PM
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californiagrown
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nocturnal"he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?"

yeah it was


you just went full potato.


Im pretty sure that is the purest truth he would say all day haha.
Oct 6 2015 10:31PM
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theabortionator
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californiagrownYeah i bet. asking a girl out with a note? really?



Well I'm thinking it would go over a little better than the last time I tried that with a bank teller I thought was cute.

I wrote a note asking if she wanted to grab a burger/drink down the street after work. I even drew a nice picture of her(stick figure because I suck at drawing)

Anyway I was super nervous, almost shaking(I'm really shy with girls) So I say hey, in a shaky teenage voice. Then I casually slip her the note trying to so hard to be cool and casual like all the dudes in the movies that always get the chicks.

Anyway, it went like shit. She screamed, ducked down while hitting the button necklace around her neck. And alarm went off. People started screaming and freaking out, I looked around and saw a guard walking out from a back room and I just bolted. I didn't know what the fuck happened or where I was going, just knew I was getting the fuck out of there.

I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON is pounding in my head, not that I would have had time to think about much since all this shit was happening so fast and I'm in fight or obviously going to go with flight mode.

Anyway, I only made it about 10 feet from the door before I got tased. It was all a blur and I almost don't remember but thankfully somebody filmed it on their fucking cellphone so I had more evidence of me getting dropped by a taser, smashed into the ground, and then cuffed and taken away. Oh yeah, and if that wasn't bad enough I pissed my pants at some point during this ordeal. So I got hauled away and held in my pee pants. Great fucking day right?

When they read the note in question, they came over to the holding cell, told me it was my "lucky day" and released me. Told me "Maybe find a better way to ask girls out in the future" as if to be funny or witty in some douche bag way.

Lucky me, finally muster up the courage to ask this girl out and I end up scaring the fuck out of her and about 10 other strangers, get tased, pee my pants, and thrown in jail. I'm sticking to the internet from now on.
Oct 6 2015 10:33PM
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deleted5
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californiagrownfalse pretenses being that he tells her he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?

I fail to see how that is starting a relationship under false pretenses...



Also "you should go back and ask her out dude" is not at all what i suggested.
I'm not arguing with you, that wasn't the not a false pretense part, waiting for a empty room or short line, to mail a fake letter is. But that set aside, you wrote out in a longer detail what I said. I said to go back and ask her out in person, I also said under that post to say he thought she was cute and wanted to take her out. See op easy as pie
Oct 6 2015 10:34PM
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californiagrown
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AlsoKnownAsWell I'm thinking it would go over a little better than the last time I tried that with a bank teller I thought was cute.

I wrote a note asking if she wanted to grab a burger/drink down the street after work. I even drew a nice picture of her(stick figure because I suck at drawing)

Anyway I was super nervous, almost shaking(I'm really shy with girls) So I say hey, in a shaky teenage voice. Then I casually slip her the note trying to so hard to be cool and casual like all the dudes in the movies that always get the chicks.

Anyway, it went like shit. She screamed, ducked down while hitting the button necklace around her neck. And alarm went off. People started screaming and freaking out, I looked around and saw a guard walking out from a back room and I just bolted. I didn't know what the fuck happened or where I was going, just knew I was getting the fuck out of there.

I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON is pounding in my head, not that I would have had time to think about much since all this shit was happening so fast and I'm in fight or obviously going to go with flight mode.

Anyway, I only made it about 10 feet from the door before I got tased. It was all a blur and I almost don't remember but thankfully somebody filmed it on their fucking cellphone so I had more evidence of me getting dropped by a taser, smashed into the ground, and then cuffed and taken away. Oh yeah, and if that wasn't bad enough I pissed my pants at some point during this ordeal. So I got hauled away and held in my pee pants. Great fucking day right?

When they read the note in question, they came over to the holding cell, told me it was my "lucky day" and released me. Told me "Maybe find a better way to ask girls out in the future" as if to be funny or witty in some douche bag way.

Lucky me, finally muster up the courage to ask this girl out and I end up scaring the fuck out of her and about 10 other strangers, get tased, pee my pants, and thrown in jail. I'm sticking to the internet from now on.


Oh, hi there Artie Lang.
Oct 6 2015 10:39PM
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theabortionator
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californiagrownOh, hi there Artie Lang.


Should I know who that is?

(Yes I'm going to google it now before anyone says "google it")
Oct 6 2015 10:42PM
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californiagrown
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AlsoKnownAsShould I know who that is?

(Yes I'm going to google it now before anyone says "google it")


he has the exact same story.
Oct 6 2015 10:43PM
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S.J.W
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nocturnal"he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?"

yeah it was


It's the dobler-dahmer theory. If she is interested in him, she will find it cute. If not, TallT is a dahmer. Pretty simple.
Oct 6 2015 10:49PM
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deleted5
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S.J.WTallT is a dahmer. Pretty simple.


Are you implying if she says no he'll kill her? I think I get what youre trying to say
Oct 6 2015 10:52PM
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act.resist
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the worst she can say is no
Oct 6 2015 10:54PM
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S.J.W
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nocturnalAre you implying if she says no he'll kill her? I think I get what youre trying to say


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/786213/Dobler-Dahmer-Theory
Oct 6 2015 10:55PM
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-Dan
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I googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.
Oct 6 2015 10:55PM
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Peter.
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TallxTI googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.


explain how you found out she has the ultimate thirst
Oct 6 2015 10:59PM
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theabortionator
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californiagrownhe has the exact same story.



Damn. I honestly don't think I ever heard it. With all the shit in the news today with terrorism and notes it was a pretty easy for anyone to roll down that path based off OP's situation though.

I guess I can't use that in my stand up routine now. Unless I add a mexican accent.(that I did see)
Oct 6 2015 10:59PM
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S.J.W
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TallxTI googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.


pics are still required.
Oct 6 2015 11:01PM
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skier58284
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S.J.Wpics are still required.


We're waiting, OP.
Oct 6 2015 11:08PM
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casual
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send your mom a care package or something dude. Do NOT social media creep. There's no shot "Hey, i googled your name that you sort of inadvertently told me in order to find out if you have a boyfriend, saw you didn't and thought I'd audition" sounds good to anyone in any context.

Just conjure a reason to go in to the post office, and speak to her organically, and just seem genuine and tell her you think she's attractive and you feel like you're clicking and go for it. Going facebook route after the fact makes you seem socially awkward or unsure of yourself in my opinion.

Some people might think that asking someone out when they're at work is tacky, but I think other people love the idea of their mundane, awful, soul sucking daily life being interrupted by someone making a respectful pass at them.

Good luck
Oct 6 2015 11:19PM
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casual
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skiforsamthe package is just a bunch of boxes and theres really nothing there. then when she says "whats with all the boxes?" you can slyly remark, "I've been through so many boxes, and now i want to experience yours"



Oct 6 2015 11:27PM
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Chubz.
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TallxTyou're good at spinning positives. big ups


She's from puerto rico and moved to NY semi-recently, so I feel like she has never been skiing.


Does she have a phatty?
Oct 7 2015 2:07AM
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soulskier
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Bring her your package every day for a week...she'll get the hint
Oct 7 2015 2:59AM
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soulskierBring her your package every day for a week...she'll get the hint


Step one cut a hoke in the box
Oct 7 2015 3:02AM
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Bonzalo
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TallxTI googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.


Story of my life, too much internet for us. Using social media gets you good and bad information, but thats information that you shouldn't know that early, better to go as soon as you can to the post office and get the shit done, if not anxiety will kill you.
Oct 7 2015 10:12AM
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_salty_
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Op I actually want to hear if you asked her out today.
Oct 7 2015 10:12AM
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FastSpeed
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still waiting for pics
Oct 7 2015 11:21AM
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-Dan
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_salty_Op I actually want to hear if you asked her out today.


Leaving in about 20min for work, gonna stop at the post office on my way. I actually do need to ship some stuff again (thanks to people for buying gear from me). So yeah, I hope she is working cause I'm gonna ask her for her number or suggest that we spend some time together.

Oct 7 2015 11:46AM
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SterlingArcher
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doesn't get more romantic than craigslist missed connections

also good luck op. Take her out to dinner and tell her she's first class. Afterwards make it a priority to show her your standard package, but if she's overweight tell her to handle with care because you're fragile.
Oct 7 2015 12:02PM
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crotchvent
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a_pla5tic_bagAddress a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


Have you ever seen the movie neighbors. Make a mold of your penis and give her a dildo molded after your penis.

or go back to the post office go up to her say i lost something her. She will ask what did you lose? and your answer will be i lost you number.
Oct 7 2015 12:04PM
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Big_Spence
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following for results.
Oct 7 2015 12:04PM
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californiagrown
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nocturnalI'm not arguing with you, that wasn't the not a false pretense part, waiting for a empty room or short line, to mail a fake letter is. But that set aside, you wrote out in a longer detail what I said. I said to go back and ask her out in person, I also said under that post to say he thought she was cute and wanted to take her out. See op easy as pie


What you did is say "dude it'd be cool to fly". What I did, is draw up blueprints for an airplane.

And yet you are trying to claim credit as the inventor of this proverbial airplane.
Oct 7 2015 12:12PM
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bdarb207
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Big_Spencefollowing for results.


what he said.
Oct 7 2015 12:13PM
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SterlingArcherdoesn't get more romantic than craigslist missed connections

also good luck op. Take her out to dinner and tell her she's first class. Afterwards make it a priority to show her your standard package, but if she's overweight tell her to handle with care because you're fragile.


Haha this is great
Oct 7 2015 12:35PM
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Peter.
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TallxTLeaving in about 20min for work, gonna stop at the post office on my way. I actually do need to ship some stuff again (thanks to people for buying gear from me). So yeah, I hope she is working cause I'm gonna ask her for her number or suggest that we spend some time together.


updates?
Oct 7 2015 12:51PM
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Rachy
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I had a thing for my bank teller once. I found him on Myspace (this was a while back). I messaged, he responded and said he liked me too but that it would have been against their policy to contact me outside of being at work since bank info is supposed to be private/confidential.

We went out on a date. He turned out to be a bible humper so I introduced him to my friend instead. They dated for a while.
Oct 7 2015 1:30PM
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deleted5
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nocturnalbut you thought she was cute and want to ask her her out for _______ date.


californiagrownyou thought she was super pretty and funny the other day and you had no other way to get in contact with her.

Then ask if she would like to grab a coffee/ froyo/burger around the corner after her shift or on a break.


No I invented the airplane you just put more bells and whistles on my model. Jesus the whole point of this was a joke because you posted tyat directly under my posts saying the same thing. I don't give shit just thought it was funny.
Oct 7 2015 1:43PM
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skier58284
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We're waiting for an update, OP.
Oct 7 2015 11:28PM
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Jon_Taffer
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"hey i own a clothing brand" /endthread
Oct 7 2015 11:38PM
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theabortionator
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AlsoKnownAshttps://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/786179.0/Cute-Girl-At-The-Post-Office?s=104058&o=8#DKsCOwtkfDu6mWzD.97


Bringing this to page two

Oct 8 2015 12:01AM
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theabortionator
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AlsoKnownAsIdk why it's being weird. Re embed, not on nooschoolers



worky?


fuck
Oct 8 2015 12:02AM
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Mingg
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awww I hope it all worked out for you!!


Also, AKA, that picture made me cry in the middle of class today. That's incredibly perfect. I thoroughly enjoyed the subtle "Tom Wallisch, 420 Newschoolers Way."
Oct 8 2015 12:12AM
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-Dan
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UPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.
Oct 8 2015 12:30AM
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TallxTUPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.

ill buy a 5 panel for the cause
Oct 8 2015 12:36AM
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theabortionator
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TallxTUPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.


This whole thing is too cute.


Stay golden ponyboy
Oct 8 2015 12:37AM
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TallxTUPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.


You could always try to make her think you're a baller by throwing around large chunks of change. The maximum denomination you can purchase a USPS money order for is $1,000. Go buy 10 $1,000 money orders, then simply take them elsewhere and cash them. It will cost you a bit, but you can throw around large amounts of money easily. Plus, it adds an air of mystique to you. What do you need an anonymous form of payment for in such a large amount? Are you buying drugs? Automatic weapons? Trading in illegal antiquities?

Boom. You've just made yourself interesting.
Oct 8 2015 12:39AM
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theabortionator
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iFlipYou could always try to make her think you're a baller by throwing around large chunks of change. The maximum denomination you can purchase a USPS money order for is $1,000. Go buy 10 $1,000 money orders, then simply take them elsewhere and cash them. It will cost you a bit, but you can throw around large amounts of money easily. Plus, it adds an air of mystique to you. What do you need an anonymous form of payment for in such a large amount? Are you buying drugs? Automatic weapons? Trading in illegal antiquities?

Boom. You've just made yourself interesting.


It would only cost you $30

Possibly 15 actually. Not sure if 1k is the cut off for it being 1.5 or less.
Oct 8 2015 12:49AM
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-Dan
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AlsoKnownAsThis whole thing is too cute.


Stay golden ponyboy


I'm painfully innocent. This is the tru tall t dan yall are getting to experience in this NSG thread.

I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.
Oct 8 2015 1:03AM
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cool_name
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Julius_Steezer1) walk into post office and seek her out

2) ask her if she can help you out with a large package

3a) if she says yes, follow through with the innuendo and whip out your dick

3b) if she says no/directs you to another counter then thank her for her help, go home and have a sadness wank

If you choose 3a...

4a) she's amazed and things go great

4b) get some friends in on it so you have an airtight alibi for the upcoming sexual harassment case


dude, that is super weird. she will wonder why you didn't go to the other counter when she clearly directed you there, 3b should clearly be, go said large package counter and pull out you dick, only way to make it normal and cute
Oct 8 2015 1:03AM
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nutz.
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TallxTI'm painfully innocent. This is the tru tall t dan yall are getting to experience in this NSG thread.

I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.


when them whale tail hats drop again I'll give ya another reason to drop by the post office
Oct 8 2015 1:14AM
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Mingg
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TallxTI might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.


Maybe try going back on the same weekday(and time) you did the first time you met her? Odds are she works a set schedule or a similar schedule week to week!
Oct 8 2015 1:15AM
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-Dan
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nutz.when them whale tail hats drop again I'll give ya another reason to drop by the post office

yo yes, tomorrow!
MinggMaybe try going back on the same weekday(and time) you did the first time you met her? Odds are she works a set schedule or a similar schedule week to week!

You think I can't wait a week? HA
Oct 8 2015 1:20AM
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theabortionator
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TallxTI'm painfully innocent. This is the tru tall t dan yall are getting to experience in this NSG thread.

I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.


I feel the same way I do if I see a stray cat. Not that I'm going to leave a bowl of gross food out for you, stroke you, or try and take you home, but just that innocence and wishing the best for the cat.

I was thinking of bambi earlier.

You remind me of one of my friends, JAYTRON on here though he hasn't posted in probably 6 years, and I haven't seen him in real life in about as much. I don't think he would have ever had the balls to return to the post office.

Good luck man! The internet is routing for you. Win or loose we're here for ya! If this turns into a thing and you end up getting married I sure hope we'd all be invited. Although I'd probably just come for the free booze honestly.
Oct 8 2015 1:28AM
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