Don't do it. Ever.
Last night at the premier of Gavin Rudy's film The Golden Age (fucking fantastic), Doug Bishop FaceTimed my phone. Bishop cunningly convinced Gavin and I to hold the phone up to the microphone so he could say a few words to the audience.
Reasonable, absolutely. Doug Bishop, the leader of the Newschoolers/the free world, wants to say something from his basement? Sure, why not.
He says some normal MC style things about how proud of Gavin he was for the flick, and other nice things that weren't that memorable.
Then, right before he signs off, he yells "NEWSCHOOLERS FUCKED YO BITCH."
My god Doug, I am floored. Do you realize that there were DOGS at this brewery? Doug Bishop is an adult for god's sake. Think about the corruption he could cause.
Whoever posted this has the right idea. http://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/813792/Doug-bishops-influence-on-young-skiers--his-children--
Doug Bishop, you disgust me. You're what is wrong with skiing. 10/10 would FaceTime again.
If you're getting rad, and there's no one around to see it, are you really getting rad?