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simmers
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 397
i recently made a post about racing and some people turned it into one about walruses. i just want to say that that is fucking awesome. for real. that is the type of shit that i try to think up. props.
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Jan 11 2005 3:18AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Anytime John.




You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

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Jan 11 2005 3:35AM
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simmers
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 397
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Jan 11 2005 3:37AM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
People are so Random...































































When somebody yells 'SLOW DOWN!!' Yell back 'I DID'





Jan 11 2005 7:06PM
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friedcheese
Posts: 1245 - Karma: 23
my dad shot a walrus once.Seriously.
Im like an eskimo now.

Jan 11 2005 7:07PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
crazy. this long sig thing is really starting to get to me

i'd still never touch salomon bindings with a 30 foot pole. they pre-release like its their job to.-lanks





Pirate steeze, arrrr!
Jan 11 2005 7:13PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
jlsdkg wlaruses aer the fuckni shittttt5ttt!!
'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh



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Jan 11 2005 7:22PM
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stickmanproductions
Posts: 225 - Karma: 12
walruses are purple
Jan 11 2005 8:05PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
^ Wtf??

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 12 2005 5:03PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
don't walruses have the biggest...PRIVATE PARTS...in relation to their body than any other animal??
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Jan 12 2005 5:05PM
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friedcheese
Posts: 1245 - Karma: 23
Yeah they have bones. When my dad shot a walrus he brought the bone home and it's like 2 feet long and thats just the bone i think they have other stuff around they're genitals also. But they're penises are huuuuge.
Jan 12 2005 5:10PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
dont you read ask brad. its the barnicle that has the longest penis in relation to its size. GOD



I'm White?


My dad shot an eskimo once. Seriously. Im like an eskimo now.
-friedcheese
Jan 12 2005 5:14PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
they are the eggmen
Jan 12 2005 5:51PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
mmmm eggs
'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh



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Jan 12 2005 5:53PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
my nickname at school is the barnicle

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.

Mass Chaos
Jan 12 2005 6:14PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
oooooo....thats a pretty good one...they call me asian...whatever.....i like pringles though



Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Jan 12 2005 6:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i had a coach who called me negatron
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Jan 12 2005 6:23PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
he also once said that my first fis dh run i 'skied like a fag and i shouldve just stopped in the middle of the course, taken off my skis and bent over and taken it up the ass.'
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Jan 12 2005 6:24PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
...interesting...those edges are really sharp though



Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Jan 12 2005 6:25PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
goo goo katchoo.
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- Andrew Berwald
Jan 12 2005 6:25PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
theres a kid at my school who moved to ny from texas n he needs some serious dental work..anyway his nickname is jimmy neutron but i think it should be changed to walrus cause holy crap their teeth r huge

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

Jan 12 2005 6:28PM
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Whitehead
Posts: 285 - Karma: 16
i was just laughing out-loud reading all that
Jan 12 2005 6:28PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
huh... somehow the idea of taking the ski up the ass never occured to me throughout all the years... maybe i fucked up the quote...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Jan 12 2005 6:28PM
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stickmanproductions
Posts: 225 - Karma: 12
walruses are purple.......
Jan 12 2005 6:32PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
yet again, wtf??



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 12 2005 6:43PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Jan 13 2005 2:39AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
here is another clue for you all, the walrus is paul... ^ha, owned!
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
Jan 13 2005 5:30AM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
hahah anyone ever see 50 first dates
that walrus is fuckin awsome
hahaha








311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Jan 13 2005 8:53AM
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michiganjibber
Posts: 587 - Karma: 61
The best nickname ever is 'Piss Guzzler'. This Jake kid brought 5 sodas for 6 kids during a tramp sesh, so the kid that didn't have one drank Jake's then pissed in the empty bottle and Jake came back and took a huge pull off of it. So ever now calls him Piss Guzzler or PG for short.





I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Jan 13 2005 11:40AM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
coo coo ca choo





it's a league game smokey
Jan 13 2005 1:29PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
you wanna be tuff better do what you can so beat it!just beat! BEEEEEEEEEAATTTTT ITTTTTTTT!
Oh excellent,time for a sexy party!-Stewie Griffin
Jan 13 2005 2:32PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
thank you MJ



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 13 2005 2:34PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
goo goo ga joob?
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
Jan 14 2005 1:59AM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
fuck that, racers are fucking gay.
Jan 14 2005 2:21AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i would love to ride on a walrus's tusks



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Jan 14 2005 8:45AM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
Ivory skis with gold edges.. would look cool and cost WAYYYYYY too much.



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 14 2005 2:05PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
i still don't know what this has to do with broccoli... migrating coconuts are the steez though...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
Jan 15 2005 4:38AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
coconuts are awesome.

i think the sperm whale has the biggest 'private parts' thats thing is as big as a human



hardcore lousiana fanboat shit



'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'

'put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit!'
Jan 15 2005 1:04PM
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Homebrewer19
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
coconuts are tropical this is a temperate zone
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson



'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph



'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway





Jan 15 2005 2:56PM
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Homebrewer19
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
i have a one eyed telaporting wolfferret.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson



'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph



'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway





Jan 15 2005 2:58PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
I wanna c a walrus ski, and hit a huge table
Ski New Jersey
Jan 15 2005 4:10PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
Here is my latest poem. I made it myself.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

Jan 15 2005 4:52PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
???????????????//
Ski New Jersey
Jan 15 2005 4:53PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My nickname at school is tripod. I still can't figure out why.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Jan 15 2005 5:03PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
SHUT UP TRIPOD
Jan 15 2005 5:04PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Sorry... sorry...





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Jan 15 2005 5:17PM
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Homebrewer19
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
there they are a standing in a row,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head,
Just give em a twist, a flick of the wrist...

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson



'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph



'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway





Jan 15 2005 7:57PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow has to beat its wings 47 times every second, am i right?
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
Jan 16 2005 9:46AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
hummingbirds flap at like 10zillion times a second


-hardcore lousiana fanboat shit-
-put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit-
-4x4 jibbing-
Jan 19 2005 7:41PM
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B-Har406
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i never thought we would talk about walruss penis on ns.... haha




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jan 19 2005 7:58PM
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lgward
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how the everliving shit
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