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Cyabski
Posts: 188 - Karma: 792
So dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. But for those of you that do, post your favorite dark humor jokes.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?.......A rip off
Oct 2 2015 11:20PM
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 141
Where did sally go during the bombing?



Everywhere
Jan 1 2016 7:22PM
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 141
Where did sally go during the bombing?



Everywhere
Jan 1 2016 7:22PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
what do you get when you cross a black guy and an octopus

One hell of a cotton picker
Jan 1 2016 7:54PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
YES ITS BACK
Jan 1 2016 8:07PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
Bump


I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. 
 
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
May 13 2016 12:59AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,324
What do you call a Muslim on a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick...



What do you call a Muslim on two wooden legs?

A waste of wood
May 13 2016 7:00PM
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sgg.23
Posts: 271 - Karma: 263
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?


Trying to fit in
May 15 2016 11:14PM
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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 680
What's dark and has wheels?



Night. I lied about the wheels.

DARN.
May 15 2016 11:30PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
I know im horrible person but this thread is hilarious
May 16 2016 8:54AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
How do you know your sisters on her period ?




Your dads dick tastes like blood
May 16 2016 8:56AM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
What does anal sex and eating a broccoli have in common?

If you are forced to it as a child, you probably dont like it when you are an adult
May 16 2016 9:08AM
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 771
What kind of file can turn a 12mm hole into a 40mm hole?



A pedophile.
May 16 2016 12:02PM
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User1
Posts: 402 - Karma: 2,216
What do you do if you see a black guy bleeding in you backyard?

Quit laughing and reload
May 17 2016 1:24AM
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Panta.Pow
Posts: 111 - Karma: 307
Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
May 17 2016 3:01AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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DanielPlainviewwhats the difference between jews and pizza?

pizza doesnt scream going into the oven

what do you call 3 niggers hanging in a barn?

used farm equipment

what do an apple and a nigger have in common?

they both look nice hanging from a tree

sorry for the hard Rs


ohhhh ok this is bad
Apr 17 2019 12:12PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,269
TRVP_ANGELohhhh ok this is bad


appleboy
Apr 17 2019 12:42PM
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datboihodoestuff
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how many babies does it rake to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you can throw.
Whats the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Whats the difference between cancer and my cousin?
my uncle didn't beat cancer.
Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Nov 1 2019 12:53PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972
What's the ultimate Jewish delima...

Free ham
Nov 4 2019 10:40PM
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clxrity
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ngl my sister and i’s texts when we were high asf bc our other sister just tried to kill herself with an overdose but survived are pretty bad

Feb 20 2020 9:40PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,938
e_wattWhy shouldn't you throw a rock at a black guy riding a bike? Because it's probably yours


the bike or the black guy?
Feb 20 2020 11:33PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
My life.
Feb 23 2020 12:07AM
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DarkJokegod
Posts: 1 - Karma: 14
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
Jan 30 2024 9:48AM
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littlehouse9
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what do serial killers do


put the fun in funeral
Feb 1 2024 9:54AM
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