"Cliffy, if I may call you Cliffy, this is the second time you have destroyed my meagre hopes of having some form of attachment to a woman way beyond my calibre. For the sake of my sanity please make sure there is not a third." - Yossarian
"When you get to the bottom of a downhill climb it's like you're at the bottom of the world.
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
When it comes to park skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.
That honestly looks like it would be more painful than rock climbing. Ha I'd have absolutely no ribs left if I actually had to go any reasonable distance like that. Definitely an ayyy lmao spoof though.
"You can have my old quotes, I'm pulling up on yacht style boats." - Riff Raff