This year I'm finally pursuing the dream of living out west. I'm planning on living it to the fullest and search for the best to do when I'm there. I could always use some help though, if you'd like to be that help, the payment in beer and good times will be provided. I'll be there in October.
some dude: Sir, we know and understand you are in a lot of pain, but can you please not swear.
me: my fucking right legs is fucking sticking out and is fucking 6 inches shorter then the other, dont tell me to not fucking swear, i apologize but I am in a lot of fucking pain and your worried about my mouth, god isnt real ya fucking idiot
dude: god is real *walks away*