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The "How I or how I almost hooked up with a girl when skiing" Thread

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Ian_Fitz
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So idk if im the only one that thinks some girls look really good in snowpants and googles if they pull it off right but what ever.

When I was 14 and kinda new to skiing I was skiing at my local ski area saw a girl that I recognized. I realized I went to the mall with her and some friends once like two years before and she approached me and said she was so happy to see me again. I then realized in my 14 year old brain that puberty did her right and she was a 10/10. I skied with her and she flirted with me a shit ton and I thought that she would be a good ass girl friend or something like that. I started talking with her more and more and joking/messing around more and more. We kept going skiing and she told me when ever she was going. One day she didn't tell me she was going and I went with some friends anyway. I saw her with some teenager way older then me. It was some snowboarder named Justin who was 18 and he was your typical snowboarding asshole. He saw me and kept calling me bae and being a dick for the rest of the day. The girl stopped talking to me and every time I would go he would be there with her. One night at 2 am Justin snap chatted me on her phone as he was fucking her. I got over it fast cus I realized she was a slut and I shouldn't get pissed over that shit. 3 years later she transferred to my high school because she got bullied out of her old one for being to slutty. She now is fat and has HPV and chlamydia.

Another time a year or two later I flirted with this girl at my resort that I just met on the lift. Later that day she took her face mask to reveal a ton of freckles and a weird nose. She was also two years younger and just tall for her age. XD

Share your stories! Could be just funny stories also!
Aug 19 2015 3:04PM
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harryskijackson
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OP shoulda fucked the freckles off her face
Aug 20 2015 5:51PM
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methscratchface
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almost hooked up with a girl is my specialty. I met a really cute ratchet 2 years ago on the lift. The lifts are mad slow at my hill so we had a lot of time to flirt and such. It was great, we had good chemistry. I informed her that my buddy was housesitting a sick house with a hot tub, she was all about it. The lift ride was coming to an end. The snow was way too good to invite her to ride with us, so we arranged to meet at the bar when the lifts stopped for some drinks. For our last run we hiked to a little sidecountry spot to close out the day. It was so good. I was stoked, skiing blower and thinking about this dime piece that I was about to pathetically coax into sleeping with me. I was feeling good and I sent a pretty big rock. The landing was full of snow snakes. A hidden root wad ripped one of my skis off and I somersaulted head first into a tree. After checking my vitals and realizing I was OK (mildly concussed), I frantically began searching for my lost ski. After an hour of digging around I found nothing. With darkness approaching. I one skied out of there still holding onto the hope that my dream girl would still be waiting for my. It was a slow process and when I limped into the bar the girl, much like my ski was nowhere to be found.
Aug 20 2015 7:37PM
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conchetler
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methscratchfacecute ratchet


wut
Aug 20 2015 7:49PM
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kylemclean
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conchetlerwut


thought the same thing
Aug 20 2015 7:55PM
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methscratchface
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conchetlerwut


kylemcleanthought the same thing


sorry I refer to all girls as ratchets. im old jaded and bitter
Aug 20 2015 8:05PM
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SterlingArcher
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got a handy j on the chairlift at steamboat..

freezing cold, blowing snow, and her scratchy glove didn't help..
Aug 20 2015 8:43PM
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CHORIZO
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slum.lordgot a handy j on the chairlift at steamboat..

freezing cold, blowing snow, and her scratchy glove didn't help..


Cumsicles
Aug 20 2015 10:50PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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MinggDang, Joe. I really have nothing to contribute. I dont go skiing with the hopes of finding a dude to fuck/date. Mostly because when I take off my goggles boys run away.
#foreveralone

you have lovely hair though
Aug 21 2015 12:31AM
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_69
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Basil91Cute liftie brushed load of snow off me and was like "you look like you've fallen" I replied "fallen for you" she avoided my gaze and we stood in silence til I got on the lift.



Whoever that chick is, she should probably go hang herself by the nearest rafter. If I was a chick my panties would hit the floor doing Mach 3.
Aug 24 2015 1:08AM
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skebumw
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sees "when I was 14" proceeds to disregard entire thread
Aug 24 2015 3:07AM
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skebumw
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ANUSTARTOne time i shared my clementine with a girl on the lift. Watched her eat it. Creamed my pants.

also one time this girl liftie said "have fun"


This guy has more game than op
Aug 24 2015 3:12AM
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-notch-
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fuck this thread
Sep 15 2015 7:51PM
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Mingg
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-notch-fuck this thread


sick bump
Sep 15 2015 7:52PM
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Peteza_Rollz
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She now is fat and has HPV and chlamydia.

Missed your chance OP
Sep 15 2015 8:02PM
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-notch-
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Minggsick bump

rite?
Sep 15 2015 8:11PM
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p-fo
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Bump
Aug 5 2016 12:38AM
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Tappie
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Impressed a girl with my skiing in France, back in Holland I brought her to an indoor slope with an airbag and taught her some 360's, she was happy and I got rewarded good.

Also, being a skiing instructor in Austria = succes.
Aug 5 2016 6:28AM
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HaydenWrong
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/thread
Aug 5 2016 8:38AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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I got my dick sucked in the keystone gondola /claim
Aug 5 2016 1:34PM
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el_mn_op
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I was riding up the chairlift with a friend of a friend once, and he put his hand on my thigh. I contemplated jumping off.
Aug 5 2016 3:48PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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el_mn_opI was riding up the chairlift with a friend of a friend once, and he put his hand on my thigh. I contemplated jumping off.


You could have just told him to fuck off ya know
Aug 5 2016 6:10PM
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J_Christoph
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Are you saying you got a snapchat of a 14 year old getting fucked???
Aug 8 2016 1:42PM
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brett_fisher
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.lenconWe all know that one asshole snowboarder named Justin. Damn you Justin, damn you.


hey we got a ass hole named Justin could be chill some days deepening what drugs he was on that day .
Aug 20 2016 2:20AM
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.lencon
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brett_fisherhey we got a ass hole named Justin could be chill some days deepening what drugs he was on that day .


b fish where have you been? these guys need to know how to pick up girlsz
Aug 20 2016 7:36AM
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brett_fisher
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J_ChristophAre you saying you got a snapchat of a 14 year old getting fucked???


turn em in for child porn=payback for taken yo hoe
Aug 20 2016 2:44PM
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brett_fisher
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.lenconb fish where have you been? these guys need to know how to pick up girlsz


just walk up to em and tell them you lip blin 2. Idaho girls tend to be on the not so good side lincon rip
Aug 20 2016 2:47PM
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tris10radeka
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Boners and snowpants to go well together
Aug 20 2016 3:11PM
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tris10radeka
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tris10radekaBoners and snowpants to go well together


*don't
Aug 20 2016 3:13PM
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Breaking_Rad
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OP Real Story:



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/835576/Meanwhile--in-the-hot-tub---
Aug 21 2016 12:53AM
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JWillySkeez
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Criloh0/10 0 op did not pee in her butt


Got eem
Aug 21 2016 7:38PM
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Literature
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Huck_NorrisI hooked up with a green name I met while skiing. /claim


This, kids, is the most impressive thing yet mentioned.
Aug 22 2016 1:38AM
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Huck_Norris
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LiteratureThis, kids, is the most impressive thing yet mentioned.




We've been together for almost 5 years now! Looking forward to our NSer children one day being sent to their room AND banned.
Aug 22 2016 10:06AM
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CHORIZO
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Huck_NorrisWe've been together for almost 5 years now! Looking forward to our NSer children one day being sent to their room AND banned.


Hopefully ns will be more leignant in their day and they can post as many buttholes as they want
Aug 22 2016 11:11AM
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Huck_Norris
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CHORIZOHopefully ns will be more leignant in their day and they can post as many buttholes as they want



There are plenty of places to post buttholes. You know, if that's your thing... Pretty sure there's already a whole thread of bestiality scat snuff porn in the donor's forum.
Aug 22 2016 2:25PM
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MIHoodlum
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Stop tucking in your snow pants into your boots, that why your having girl problems.
Aug 22 2016 5:55PM
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Lemuel
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I definitely could have made out with this racer chick at my mountain when I was like 15 but i was a shy little dweeb. Dammit
Aug 23 2016 9:36AM
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