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VinnymorgWhen I first heard Ben Affleck was gonna play batman, I was half asleep and my first thought was that Ben stiller was gonna play batman. I thought what the fuck? That's the worst decision that anybody has ever made? And then about an hour I relized that wasn't the case at all, and wanted to kill myself
Inb4 more slow-mo then an entire season of Timewarp complete with your favourite Instagram filters.
And abs. So many sweaty, oily male abs.
Spagett+Do you think Dr. Manhattan's blue glowing shlong will make an appearance?
Laurent.According to my sources (so beware spoilers)
Halfway during the movie Clark Kent is invited to a lavish party hosted by Bruce at his giant estate.
Wine is flowing, women are wearing elegant but daring Balmain dresses with risqué cut-outs.
Bruce goes upstairs to get laid.
Comes down a few minutes later and asks Clark to come upstairs and do double anal with him.
Awkward virgin Clark only agrees because he is positieve that Bruce only bangs those 10/10 hotties.
Steamy hot kissing starts (not between Bruce and Kent of course)
Ends up in an intense single take double anal scene for 15min. Like Irreversible, just less rapey, more hot.
Their balls only touched a little, but IT WAS NOT GAY, they both knew.
Both agreed it was the best sex they ever had.
Jared Leto whom they fucked enjoyed it too.
CaptainObvious.The fuck is Jesse Eisenberg supposed to be?
Do you think Dr. Manhattan's blue glowing shlong will make an appearance?