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Batman v Superman comic con trailer.

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S.J.W
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/775598/Batman-v-Superman--Dawn-of-Justice---Comic-Con-Trailer--HD-

Holy shit this looks amazing. I had doubts about Ben Affleck as batman, but he looks so boss in this. I tried to find an older thread to post this in but all I found was a shitty little thread from way back.

SPOILERS DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED

Anyways, facts about Batman V superman.

Metropolis and Gotham are pretty much the same city, they're just seperated by a bay.

Bruce Wayne will actually come out of retirement as Batman, instead of becoming Batman.

More about the story line.

Both Batman and Superman are going to use their secret identity as well to fight the other person. Bruce will use his millions to create tech to defeat Superman. And Clark Kent will use propaganda against Batman.

The main plot of the movie however, will be mainly about Superhero registration. And that's how we found out about Aquaman, Wonder Woman, etc,etc.

Anyways, I'm so fucking excited about this!!!!

Anyways what I'm predicting is that Lex Luthor will be a minor villian in this movie but come the justice league movie in a few years Batman and Superman and the rest of the league will have to pair up to take him down.
Jul 12 2015 2:34PM
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Laurent.
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"Zack Snyder"


Inb4 more slow-mo then an entire season of Timewarp complete with your favourite Instagram filters.

And abs. So many sweaty, oily male abs.
Jul 12 2015 3:15PM
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purplepants420
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When I first heard Ben Affleck was gonna play batman, I was half asleep and my first thought was that Ben stiller was gonna play batman. I thought what the fuck? That's the worst decision that anybody has ever made? And then about an hour I relized that wasn't the case at all, and wanted to kill myself
Jul 12 2015 3:25PM
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S.J.W
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VinnymorgWhen I first heard Ben Affleck was gonna play batman, I was half asleep and my first thought was that Ben stiller was gonna play batman. I thought what the fuck? That's the worst decision that anybody has ever made? And then about an hour I relized that wasn't the case at all, and wanted to kill myself


When Michael Keaton was cast as Batman in the mid 80's he received critiism. Exact same way that Affleck has received critism. But he proved to be the best batman.

INB4 Chritian Bale was a better Batman.
Jul 12 2015 3:28PM
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Spagett+
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Laurent."Zack Snyder"


Inb4 more slow-mo then an entire season of Timewarp complete with your favourite Instagram filters.

And abs. So many sweaty, oily male abs.




Do you think Dr. Manhattan's blue glowing shlong will make an appearance?
Jul 12 2015 4:20PM
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Laurent.
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Spagett+Do you think Dr. Manhattan's blue glowing shlong will make an appearance?


According to my sources (so beware spoilers)

Halfway during the movie Clark Kent is invited to a lavish party hosted by Bruce at his giant estate.
Wine is flowing, women are wearing elegant but daring Balmain dresses with risqué cut-outs.
Bruce goes upstairs to get laid.
Comes down a few minutes later and asks Clark to come upstairs and do double anal with him.
Awkward virgin Clark only agrees because he is positieve that Bruce only bangs those 10/10 hotties.
Steamy hot kissing starts (not between Bruce and Kent of course)

Ends up in an intense single take double anal scene for 15min. Like Irreversible, just less rapey, more hot.
Their balls only touched a little, but IT WAS NOT GAY, they both knew.
Both agreed it was the best sex they ever had.
Jared Leto whom they fucked enjoyed it too.
Jul 12 2015 4:39PM
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Laurent.According to my sources (so beware spoilers)

Halfway during the movie Clark Kent is invited to a lavish party hosted by Bruce at his giant estate.
Wine is flowing, women are wearing elegant but daring Balmain dresses with risqué cut-outs.
Bruce goes upstairs to get laid.
Comes down a few minutes later and asks Clark to come upstairs and do double anal with him.
Awkward virgin Clark only agrees because he is positieve that Bruce only bangs those 10/10 hotties.
Steamy hot kissing starts (not between Bruce and Kent of course)

Ends up in an intense single take double anal scene for 15min. Like Irreversible, just less rapey, more hot.
Their balls only touched a little, but IT WAS NOT GAY, they both knew.
Both agreed it was the best sex they ever had.
Jared Leto whom they fucked enjoyed it too.



woah
Jul 12 2015 4:52PM
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.lencon
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I'm rooting for batman. Kinda weird that two of the main heroes of DC are fighting tho. Bet the ending is a collab
Jul 12 2015 4:54PM
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CaptainObvious.
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The fuck is Jesse Eisenberg supposed to be?
Jul 12 2015 6:06PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Also, new batman symbol looks preggo.
Jul 12 2015 6:07PM
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S.J.W
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CaptainObvious.The fuck is Jesse Eisenberg supposed to be?


He's playing Lex Luthor, just before he went bald and he'll most likely go bald due to radiation from exposure to kryptonite
Jul 12 2015 6:39PM
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.lencon
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I just watched the trailer after posting earlier. Looks terrible tbh. I like the other batmans too much to watch this
Jul 12 2015 7:07PM
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chuckmarty
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Do you think Dr. Manhattan's blue glowing shlong will make an appearance?


Oh god I hope so. I've been missing the big blue D
Jul 13 2015 9:50PM
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Nikolaus
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am i the only one that thought this movie sounded lame?
Jul 13 2015 9:58PM
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safety.third
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whats with xena?
Jul 13 2015 9:59PM
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