shin-bangjoop segal my first session at windells, and john 1806 at camp of champs
who the fuck does this john 1806 kid think he is? he can't be tryna be me at COC. this is an outrage, I have worked endlessly to start my own progression nirvana at camp18061806 in rural north minnesota, I am the only coach because all my campers suck dick at skiing. by the end of the weekend these campers double their skill but zero times two is still zero so they still suck dick. with that said my conscience is my own coach and it tells me that I suck dick at skiing anyways but I'm still way better than these damn kooks that call themselves campers.
come to camp18061806 and you will learn a lot but you will still suck dick at skiing because I'm better than you kiddo