"don't hate, Byron. ur just jealous u don't got ur hands on some real puff puff pass cronic bubonic reefer spliff bong bubble haze oil dispenser vapecron glassbuffystuffy that gets u super croned like 420" - DeebieSkeebies
"As long as that feeling's there, you're gonna keep coming back every year until you get that feeling and more." - THall
"Is this the thread where you all suck each other off to how much better you are than others?" -Cobra_Commander
"no way dawg! i think I got the same white T but in white at this boutique in soHo. 'cept mine was actually $230, so it surely must be whiter than urz/." - Capurnicus
I'd drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just to hear that last girl fart over the telephone-Skitheeast01
Wolf of Wall Street....I work on the trade floor now and that movie gets me insanely pumped up to crush it at work. Watch it so much gets me absolutely amped up to go to work
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."
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"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy"- Aidan-G