I climb at the SPRAY HARD grade dude! SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY. I sent the gnar. I soloed 5.XXXX. All these gym climbers asked me if I was Alex Honnold. I told them I was much better than him and he is just a wannabe. I'm going to free solo El Cap dude. SPRAY!
PS: You suck for posting this.
If anyone ever told you that I give a damn, they damned well told you wrong!
The other day I was eating Starbursts and watching TV, and then a Starburst commercial came on. I was like, damn, that's profound.
I did my first climb last summer and manged to make it up the grand Teton. I learned through that experience that I do not like climbing. The view was pretty good though
"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".