Hi, I'm fresh_prince. Not only am I unfunny and unoriginal, I'm also a chronic masturbator with a guch hair fetish. My favorite hobbies include sucking dick for skittles and eating out my cats butthole. One day I hope to be shot at with a paintball gun while running naked through inner city Chicago. I love ice cream socials and hate right boobs. My favorite color in rust and my favorite band is Nickleback.