VizualOne time when i was 7, I thought there was an intruder in my house when I woke up. So I stayed under my covers for like 6 hours or some crazy amount of time after I woke up. I peed myself about a half hour in, and spent the next couple of hours baking underneath the blanket it my own micturation maranade.
I suddenly feel a warmth moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Hi, I'm fresh_prince. Not only am I unfunny and unoriginal, I'm also a chronic masturbator with a guch hair fetish. My favorite hobbies include sucking dick for skittles and eating out my cats butthole. One day I hope to be shot at with a paintball gun while running naked through inner city Chicago. I love ice cream socials and hate right boobs. My favorite color in rust and my favorite band is Nickleback.