WillardYeah because Portland isn't super close or anything
Yeah you're not gonna go skiing at T-Line, designate one of your friends a sober driver, drive all the way down to Portland, drink at the bars except for your one DD friend who hates all of you by now, and drive all the way back up to camp. That would be fucking retarded. Plus I heard they only serve drinks you've never heard of before, and PBR.
inb4 ns collecively shits their pants then rushes into a back alley to furiously masturbate into a dumpster. -PJS.