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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
i think that surfer boys are super-sexy
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Welcome to the planet

Welcome to existance

Everyone's here

Everyone's here

Everybody's watching you now

What happens next?

What happens next?

I dare you to move



Jan 5 2005 4:55PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
i luv cock

(tom)

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That's pretty much it. Oh yeah, I was going to write about how I was going to take away women's right to vote, but that one is pretty obvious since nobody wants women to vote, except for women, and they don't count. -maddox

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Jan 5 2005 4:56PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
when a girl ripps off my belt



*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*





Jan 5 2005 4:57PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
A girls legs, Hips, and when a girl i like shows affection. I guess thats could really be said by most people though
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'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ



Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hahaha hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society





'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard



Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
Jan 5 2005 4:57PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
ass, believe it or not hair color is a critical factor









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 5 2005 4:58PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
a switch.
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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G



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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut



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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME



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The Original Pornographer of NS
Jan 5 2005 5:04PM
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nspen
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
nice ass and just the right sized boobs

Jan 5 2005 5:04PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
for me, long hair (at least shoulder length), tat's (within reason), peircings (unexplainable, I just like em), and eyes, but I have to admit, its a huge turn on when the girl shows affection or doesn't insist the guy make the first (or subsequent) move.


life is too short to have any regrets
Jan 5 2005 5:05PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
^definately, nice ass and good boobies, and a good face



hardcore lousiana fanboat shit



'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'

'put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit!'
Jan 5 2005 6:29PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
This is the order it goes in, legs/ass, face, boobs...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Jan 5 2005 6:33PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
cheap fake ones


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Jan 5 2005 6:34PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
nice face, nice hair, i dont really care abotu small tits
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Jan 5 2005 6:36PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
legs for sure but it real hot when the girl tries to make the first move
Jan 5 2005 6:39PM
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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
boobs!



i love boobs!
Jan 5 2005 6:40PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
pokemon characters
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-If your not sure about something........just huck it



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Jan 5 2005 6:41PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
short skirts with thongs.


hello my name is driskey.
Jan 5 2005 6:41PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At citi bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name from kiddy to karen
She’s trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Jacket
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.

Jan 5 2005 6:54PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
ginormous nipples are the shit.



-Paul
Jan 5 2005 6:55PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
smiles and eyes


hello my name is driskey.
Jan 5 2005 6:56PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear...
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.



1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
Jan 5 2005 6:57PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
nice eyes, nice ass, good smile
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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers



-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
Jan 5 2005 6:59PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
l think the song prety much discribes it.
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.

Jan 5 2005 7:02PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
face, stomach, ass, boobies, wonderful personality, confidence..all of it
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride







TMC, JC, S3p
Jan 5 2005 7:04PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
mini skirt and tank top
Sheldon
Jan 5 2005 7:06PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
dismembered bodies and dogs.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Jan 5 2005 7:07PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
genuine, confident, aesthetically created



'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon



'if someone's standing in the way of your shot you can kick them in the balls repeatedly until they move or die' - SteveXs2



There's Nothing To It But To Do It.



-Joel
Jan 5 2005 7:34PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
mmmmmmmmm skis

chicks with skis turn my crank ........ whatever that means
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 5 2005 7:56PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
270 on blindside 180 switch up to topless out
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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good



Park Life Clothing



Who do you love?
Jan 5 2005 8:03PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
Really soft dirty blonde hair with the 'wet' look, generally shoulder length or longer, Blue or green eyes, a form fitting t-shirt and a more modest skirt is hot. Baby face, not bony or square or anything gross like that.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis



'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'



Jan 5 2005 8:16PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
my girlfriend, especially when she's wearing a purple corset thingie, with black tights and the straps. thats fucking hot, when i see wearing that, its like an insta-boner

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
Jan 5 2005 8:22PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
my gf is perfect i must say perfect face ass boobs and just everything
http://www.mp3players4free.com/default.aspx?r=14674
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Jan 5 2005 8:23PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Eyes, ass and I agree, HAIR color is a CRITICAL factor.
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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member

# 30,116



E.C.S.M.



^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

Jan 5 2005 8:37PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
eyes and boobies, no one can deny boobs or ass.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Jan 5 2005 8:37PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
boys-- nice face, smile, ass, abs.






~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
Jan 5 2005 8:41PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I'd like to know what chicks are looking for in a guys ass? flat, round, small, big? It's all so confusing
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis



'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'



Jan 5 2005 8:43PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
straight white teeeth mmmmmmmmm
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Jan 5 2005 8:55PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
^^mmm i dont know... it just has to look nice. i cant explain it either.






~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
Jan 5 2005 9:10PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
ass, nice boobies, and eyes
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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)



no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Jan 5 2005 9:12PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
sex. usually.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Jan 5 2005 9:20PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
skier boys. no joke, when i find out that guy i know skis i can't help but think how hot that is.
and if he's not a skier, he better have a damn awesome personality. he's got to be funny and know how to have a good time
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Jan 5 2005 9:22PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
thongs


yay skiing

Jan 5 2005 9:43PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
i like girls that are hot, but not trying to be. they have to be down to earth and original. not a bunch of make up and stuff like that





I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not -kurt cobain





**NWFT**
Jan 5 2005 9:46PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
hurple
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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

Jan 5 2005 9:50PM
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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
now way guys nipples any bigger then like a quarter are yucky



i love boobs!
Jan 5 2005 10:09PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
jennifer garner


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Jan 5 2005 10:38PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
Boy-Short Panties.
A-like so...



~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~



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Jan 5 2005 10:46PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
^ shit wrong pic!

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~



--------> RIGHT COAST ------->
Jan 5 2005 10:47PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
lets try this again...



~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~



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Jan 5 2005 10:49PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
Wood glue turns me on. i like to rub it all over.
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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult
Jan 5 2005 10:51PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
I like it when chicks go on newschoolers with names like 'hottieskier2000' and 'dumbblonde' and try and get guys to like them. Turns me on.
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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
Jan 5 2005 10:53PM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
sarahskier's boobs, but they would be better with some utah powder in the background.




Shooter:I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Jan 5 2005 10:59PM
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