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Shitty skiing advice

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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
Max out your DINs so your skis never fall off
Feb 26 2015 6:46PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
dont lip on blind 2
Feb 26 2015 6:48PM
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.GUCCI.
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 6,038
i hate it when you are in the park trying to learn something new and theres just the jackasses who already can land it and all they tell you is "LAND IT PUSSY". It makes me not able to land it.
Feb 26 2015 6:49PM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
ski like me
Feb 26 2015 6:51PM
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/758478/French-Fry-Pizza
Feb 26 2015 6:52PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
1. Max out your DIN's so your skis never fall off
2. Tear both of your ACLs
3.??????
4. Profit
Feb 26 2015 7:06PM
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yungcigsmoker
Posts: 785 - Karma: 5,922
Do a switch cork 9 over chads.
Feb 26 2015 7:24PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
MTNSDo a switch cork 9 over chads.


to broken ankles
Feb 26 2015 7:26PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
use gravity, it helps
Feb 26 2015 7:27PM
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BackseatBen
Posts: 78 - Karma: 235
Lean as far back onto the tails of your skis as you possibly can, AT ALL TIMES. This way, your tails are already preloaded for any surprise ollie-ing you might need to do!
Feb 27 2015 12:54AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
If you get going too fast aim for a tree, it will stop you
Feb 27 2015 2:03AM
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
pull your helmet back it protects the back of your neck better
Feb 27 2015 2:54AM
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notjason
Posts: 74 - Karma: 375
A beacon will keep you safe.
Feb 27 2015 3:16AM
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freidchicken
Posts: 54 - Karma: 104
1. dont do future spins
2. ???????????????
3. don't get paid
Feb 27 2015 3:20AM
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Matt5838
Posts: 321 - Karma: 335
ski like me
Feb 27 2015 9:13AM
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Dont take an avy class before skiing in the backcountry.
Feb 27 2015 9:16AM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
Leave you boots loose so they are more comfortable.
Feb 27 2015 10:04AM
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_69
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 4,979
Don't actually strap on your boots. Just slip them on and clip in and you'll never have shin bang, because they're loose.
Feb 27 2015 10:14AM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
Wear a full face motorcycle helmet, you will be warmer and safer.
Feb 27 2015 11:22AM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
Goggles are a waste of money, just wear sunglasses.
Feb 27 2015 11:24AM
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elcornholio
Posts: 797 - Karma: 1,557
Rip out your edges. Only racers need 'em.
Feb 27 2015 11:35AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
Keep your ski boots in the car overnight... That way you don't have to carry them as much.
Feb 27 2015 12:07PM
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DJGERNICK
Posts: 36 - Karma: 260
dont use twin tips for skiing backyard. its more aerodynamic.
Feb 27 2015 12:26PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
Lean back when sliding rails
Feb 27 2015 1:01PM
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krockley
Posts: 32 - Karma: 38
buy a ruroc
Feb 27 2015 1:23PM
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FullEnglish
Posts: 33 - Karma: 422
So many tutorial videos out there like:

1) Ride up to the jump
2) Pop off the lip
3) Do the cork 7
4) Land
Feb 27 2015 3:28PM
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tannercoors
Posts: 148 - Karma: 370
If you throw it hard enough, you'll totally land it.
Feb 27 2015 3:32PM
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vikidi.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 197
Always call last run
Feb 27 2015 4:16PM
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dtwizzle
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,951
ski at vail
Feb 27 2015 4:28PM
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Nate.Dog
Posts: 1672 - Karma: 2,098
Don't ever pop, absorb every lip
Feb 27 2015 5:12PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Close your eyes in the air.
Feb 27 2015 6:34PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
Going to a boot fitter is overrated, just buy some full tilts online
Feb 27 2015 6:37PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Custom footbeds are unnecessary. Grab some out of your nikes and stick them in your liner and you're good to go
Feb 27 2015 6:41PM
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DeNuge
Posts: 10 - Karma: 17
Lean back in Pow, your quads will feel great.
Feb 27 2015 7:03PM
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Rskrny
Posts: 26 - Karma: 58
Take shrooms before you try a new trick. It'll build muscle memory a lot faster
Feb 27 2015 8:02PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Your jacket should fit snug and only go down to about your waist
Feb 27 2015 8:28PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
fresh_princedont lip on blind 2


That was filthy. Get out.
Feb 27 2015 9:50PM
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hippy.killer
Posts: 204 - Karma: 947
Buy ft tom wallisch's because you think they look cool

Pizza up to the lip so you don't catch an edge
Feb 27 2015 9:53PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 14,398
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/754619/Trick-Tip-Tuesday-with-Maude-Raymond
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/751381/Trick-Tip-Tuesday-with-Gus-Kenworthy
Feb 27 2015 10:23PM
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Cyabski
Posts: 188 - Karma: 792
Lean forward when you land switch so that your tails dont catch.
Feb 28 2015 9:34AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Look the opposite way that you are trying to spin

When going switch look in between your legs so you stay symmetrical down the mountain
Feb 28 2015 11:25AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
Make sure you lean forward on powder landings
Feb 28 2015 12:37PM
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KneeDrop
Posts: 641 - Karma: 1,486
when you order boots make sure to get them couple sizes big cuz on those cold days ur gonna want 3-4 pairs of socks..make sure to tuck your sweatpants in tight around your shin for extra warmth and padding.
Feb 28 2015 12:55PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
You should stand on the landing... that way you can see the tricks up close and personal.
Feb 28 2015 1:30PM
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roach1324
Posts: 215 - Karma: 331
if you went to an avy class its impossible for you to trigger a slide
Feb 28 2015 1:57PM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
Get the longest poles possible, they help your balance in the air
Of you don't have snow pants, your Carhartt work pants will do just fine
Feb 28 2015 4:53PM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
Get the longest poles possible, they help your balance in the air
Of you don't have snow pants, your Carhartt work pants will do just fine
Feb 28 2015 4:54PM
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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,316
Go slow cause your new to this trick, its easier to do stuff at snail speed.
Feb 28 2015 8:46PM
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yorick
Posts: 65 - Karma: 113
It's your gear's fault.
Mar 1 2015 8:35AM
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420quickscope
Posts: 9 - Karma: 37
Being a gapper is way cooler than doing rails
Mar 1 2015 10:05AM
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Uncle.tito
Posts: 192 - Karma: 139
Don't go poop before you go skiing
Mar 1 2015 10:08AM
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