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What are girls attracted to at your school?

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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
What trend/style do girls really dig in your school? The standards in my school are pretty fucked. Girls love guys that wear sweatpants, nike socks, $10 shoes, and listen to Lil Wayne. If you play football...you are the top dog. If do badass stuff like skiing and mountain biking... Who cares.
Feb 7 2015 11:28AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
KreechCare to elaborate? (I'm a white dude, just curious)


Let's just say, a big dick ain't shit if you're clumsy and awkward in bed.

sewarddaph went black, came back.


Truu
Mar 16 2015 1:54PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
YoungDaphLet's just say, a big dick ain't shit if you're clumsy and awkward in bed.


I've heard this multiple times about black people and their dingers. To quote "all that hardware is useless if you don't know how to fuckin use it"
Mar 16 2015 3:00PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Smokers cough, rotten teeth, and lifted trucks.
Mar 16 2015 3:03PM
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liamrashotte
Posts: 246 - Karma: 738
Hockey players
Mar 16 2015 6:03PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
DobberWhat trend/style do girls really dig in your school? The standards in my school are pretty fucked. Girls love guys that wear sweatpants, nike socks, $10 shoes, and listen to Lil Wayne. If you play football...you are the top dog. If do badass stuff like skiing and mountain biking... Who cares.


bud, this is what happens in the midwest. high school's dumb as fuck just wait till you're done with it
Mar 16 2015 9:47PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
DobberWhat trend/style do girls really dig in your school? The standards in my school are pretty fucked. Girls love guys that wear sweatpants, nike socks, $10 shoes, and listen to Lil Wayne. If you play football...you are the top dog. If do badass stuff like skiing and mountain biking... Who cares.


bud, this is what happens in the midwest. high school's dumb as fuck just wait till you're done with it
Mar 16 2015 9:47PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
BarakaAllahuFikabud, this is what happens in the midwest. high school's dumb as fuck just wait till you're done with it


After high school most people just turn into politically biased douchbags.
Mar 17 2015 12:07AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
Lacrosse. /end thread
Mar 17 2015 4:44PM
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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
The guys who's bodies are composed completely of estrogen. Like selfies on Instagram saying how sad they feel. Carrying around an empty Starbucks coffe for the whole day just to show it off. Going to a hairstylist to get highlights. That's what gets you laid.
Mar 17 2015 8:08PM
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indianchief
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i wear Hawaiian shirts everyday and the all girls have to change their pants
Mar 17 2015 8:14PM
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GayWolf420
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indianchiefi wear Hawaiian shirts everyday and the all girls have to change their pants


Probaby cuz they shit/piss/puke all over themselves after seeing your god-awful tommy Bahama Shirts.
Mar 18 2015 11:27AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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TwinipzI've heard this multiple times about black people and their dingers. To quote "all that hardware is useless if you don't know how to fuckin use it"


so there's not one hung black dude who also is good at sex?

Being observant is the key to good sex, nothing else.
Mar 21 2015 9:27AM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
yup nobody cares if you do badass stuff

the girls love you if you're tall, have wavy brown locks of love, have hazel eyes, and wear the whole pacsun store
Mar 21 2015 12:25PM
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,374
DeebieSkeebiesProbaby cuz they shit/piss/puke all over themselves after seeing your god-awful tommy Bahama Shirts.


u a fool
the man in the hawaiian shirt is having the most fun in the room at any time, always
Mar 21 2015 2:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,629
swaggerboiu a fool
the man in the hawaiian shirt is having the most fun in the room at any time, always


nah hes typically some tryhard hipster douche all like "hey look how creative and quirky I am lol, this hawaiin shirt is like totally out of place but its funny lol"
Mar 21 2015 2:31PM
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
Me. Jk i have no friends.
Mar 21 2015 2:38PM
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Bateman
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WoodEIf you pee in their butt...

someone had to say it


ebin ns meme
Mar 21 2015 2:50PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
30yr old guys to "sponsor" them.
in college btw.
Mar 21 2015 5:19PM
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S.J.W
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Compliment their brows and they'll love you forever.

Note: Only apply to basic bitches
Mar 21 2015 5:58PM
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ohmyglob8
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mmccarthy14black guys. Every college sorority hoe wants to fuck a black guy.


the truth behind this is uncanny
Mar 21 2015 6:25PM
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