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What are girls attracted to at your school?

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Dobber
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What trend/style do girls really dig in your school? The standards in my school are pretty fucked. Girls love guys that wear sweatpants, nike socks, $10 shoes, and listen to Lil Wayne. If you play football...you are the top dog. If do badass stuff like skiing and mountain biking... Who cares.
Feb 7 2015 11:28AM
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tommyk141
Posts: 265 - Karma: 1,332
starbucks...duhh
Feb 8 2015 11:16PM
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Plankton
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driving a piece of shit jeep liberty and being on the football team, having a 3 foot long lanyard hanging out of your pocket for no reason whatsoever, and just generally being a douchebag
Feb 8 2015 11:20PM
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AT-AT
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Prodigy_Well I go to a all guys school so...


So what your saying is you all take turns wearing makeup and a wig?
Feb 8 2015 11:26PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Lieutenant_DanIn my school if you wear camo gear (anything from Browning to Cabelas), Carhartts (gotta have the can of Copenhagen in the back pocket and the pocket knife exposed in the front pocket), wear Romeos, drive a Yota lifted with a 8inch lift on 35's, claim to go mudding and rockcrawling, and only bump to rap songs that have insane bass (you know to show off there subs). Basically if you do this you get all the girls.


sounds like every school in Alberta
Feb 8 2015 11:33PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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DobberAll of the rednecks are wearing next year's Saga camo...


southern wisco kids are all about matching saga kits.
Feb 8 2015 11:52PM
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elinde
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Intelligence.







Jk



But for real the girls in my school aren't so bad.
Feb 9 2015 1:07PM
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Mr.softcookie
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If you can go to KFC after school with them. 100% guaranteed free ice cream.
Feb 9 2015 1:58PM
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Dobber
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elindeIntelligence.







Jk



But for real the girls in my school aren't so bad.


Sometimes I confuse Wisconsin girls with farm animals.

http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/story/news/crime/2014/12/19/wausau-man-charged-beastiality-accused-oral-sex-horse/20645387/
Feb 9 2015 3:34PM
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GayWolf420
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DobberSometimes I confuse Wisconsin girls with farm animals.

http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/story/news/crime/2014/12/19/wausau-man-charged-beastiality-accused-oral-sex-horse/20645387/


that's odd, I sometimes confuse them with your mother.
Feb 9 2015 3:45PM
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Dobber
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DeebieSkeebiesthat's odd, I sometimes confuse them with your mother.


Shes a Wisconsin girl. Standards are pretty low in the fairy state.
Feb 9 2015 3:54PM
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.Hugo.
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Fattys with lots of acne, missing teeth and truckd with doors missing
Feb 9 2015 4:05PM
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GayWolf420
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.Hugo.Fattys with lots of acne, missing teeth and truckd with doors missing


Sounds like SFB has finally found a place where women will accept him for his looks, not his personality.
Feb 9 2015 4:08PM
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JordanButtfart
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Not guys with dad bodies :(
Feb 9 2015 4:28PM
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Wampire
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JordanButtfartNot guys with dad bodies :(


Who doesn't like a good dad dick?
Feb 9 2015 5:27PM
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SFB
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DeebieSkeebiesSounds like SFB has finally found a place where women will accept him for his looks, not his personality.

haha joeks on u i drive a prius with the doors missing not a truck
Feb 9 2015 5:31PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Family values and fiscal responsibility.
Feb 9 2015 5:35PM
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butternotbatter
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DobberGirls love guys that wear sweatpants, nike socks, $10 shoes, and listen to Lil Wayne. If you play football...you are the top dog. If do badass stuff like skiing and mountain biking... Who cares.


Every highschool girl.
Mar 12 2015 11:52PM
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GregFlik
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I go to a college where I have done way better with girls than I should have. If you are funny and don't just want to screw (at least tell them that) you have a decent chance of hooking up at a party. Also it helps tremendously if you are in a fraternity.
Mar 12 2015 11:56PM
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stinky_cheese
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not me.

also joggers, which are probably the worst thing ever invented
Mar 13 2015 12:27AM
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dustygoldflakes
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In my school it's all about basketball. I'm the only freeskier in my entire school
Mar 13 2015 7:31AM
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MNSkiers
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If you play hockey or not
Mar 13 2015 11:19AM
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Dobber
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stinky_petejoggers, which are probably the worst thing ever invented


70 year old road-bikers are worse.
Mar 13 2015 1:53PM
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Dobber
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MNSkiersIf you play hockey or not


Wait. Runners or pants?
Mar 13 2015 1:54PM
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Dobber
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DobberWait. Runners or pants?


God dammit I suck at Newschoolers
Mar 13 2015 1:55PM
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seward
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if i knew i sure as fuck wouldnt be on newschoolers for 6 hours a day now would i?
Mar 13 2015 3:00PM
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stinky_cheese
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DobberWait. Runners or pants?


sorry should've specified. I was talking about joggers the pants. Those are the worst

i got nothing wrong with actual joggers, as in the people who run
Mar 13 2015 5:01PM
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dmski
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KreechNot length, just girth


So they like soup cans? Interesting.
Mar 13 2015 5:15PM
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Prof.Pretzel
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Guys that dress somewhat good and get all A's
Mar 13 2015 8:52PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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whataballerrjungle fever


lol ok. racism is dope, but at least your white bitches are smart enough to go black in the first place.

The sex is way better.
Mar 14 2015 10:21AM
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roddy116
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have a dirty car because you like to go mudding, and listen to crap country. I guarantee you will grab every single out of place poser californian girl at my college within 25 miles of you.
Mar 14 2015 10:36AM
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roddy116
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or of course have free everclear.
Mar 14 2015 10:38AM
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icetre
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dick and balls
Mar 14 2015 11:01AM
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robbinJAHood
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the girls at my school love the athletes. I just don't get it lol there is not a single guy in my school that skis so im SOL
Mar 14 2015 11:18AM
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mike759
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all boys school
Mar 14 2015 11:29AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Lol
Guys on NS suck at girls
Take notes from me boys
Mar 14 2015 4:38PM
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Brule.
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pepole with long hair.

pic of me:
Mar 14 2015 6:02PM
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steezy_doge
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i dont see whats wrong with being a football player lol
i play for my highschool team and i ski and mountain bike but still the only way to attract girls at my school is be cocky and an asshole! and no, not all football players are cocky assholes.
Mar 14 2015 10:39PM
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Aaaron.
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CaptainObvious.Family values and fiscal responsibility.


this. a friend of mine, who is a ridiculous dime piece, started dating this plain, balding dude. I figured he was a good dude, but after i met him, i realized that he is an extremely good dude. all around nice guy.


also, comes from money and is a successful contract lawyer.... owns a perfect house in the only good neighborhood in baltimore (fells point)
they are getting racked up soon. this dude scored WAY up by being a nice guy. and having a good job
Mar 14 2015 11:45PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Aaaron.this. a friend of mine, who is a ridiculous dime piece, started dating this plain, balding dude. I figured he was a good dude, but after i met him, i realized that he is an extremely good dude. all around nice guy.


also, comes from money and is a successful contract lawyer.... owns a perfect house in the only good neighborhood in baltimore (fells point)
they are getting racked up soon. this dude scored WAY up by being a nice guy. and having a good job


A) my post was in absolute jest. High school girls give zero fucks (literally) for fiscal resposibility.

B) your dimepiece you speak of sounds like a gold digger. Tell him so sign a prenup.
Mar 14 2015 11:48PM
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Nikolaus
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weed and douchebags
Mar 15 2015 2:29AM
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DanielPlainview
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chicks at my school just like dudes who are handsome. Wearing L.L. Bean and being funny helps too.
Mar 15 2015 7:27AM
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Prof.Pretzel
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Chicks dig all the hockey players at our school.
Mar 15 2015 7:37AM
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galardogod
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The more of a complete ass hole you are the more girls you get.
Mar 15 2015 7:57AM
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qazwsxedc34
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Men who have menopause. Girls like a man who can change in mere seconds from being happy and nice to induced with a wrath of rage and fury.

They also have to drive a diesel
Mar 15 2015 5:57PM
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humpty
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any guy who plays sports or lifts weights. or if you drive a lifted truck. not baddass skiers
Mar 15 2015 7:37PM
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Daph
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Lord_Byronlol ok. racism is dope, but at least your white bitches are smart enough to go black in the first place.

The sex is way better.


Having slept with both, I can safely say this is inaccurate
Mar 15 2015 8:14PM
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Kreech
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YoungDaphHaving slept with both, I can safely say this is inaccurate


Care to elaborate? (I'm a white dude, just curious)
Mar 15 2015 9:29PM
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E-Nix
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It's all about the instagram game.
Mar 15 2015 9:36PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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YoungDaphHaving slept with both, I can safely say this is inaccurate


its what we tell ourselves to make up for the other inequalities
Mar 15 2015 9:37PM
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seward
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daph went black, came back.
Mar 16 2015 1:32PM
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