Bloody Baby Jokes

Whats red and white?

A dead baby...

Whats red and white and green?

The same baby a week later...

Whats more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?

The one on the bottom trying to eat its way out.

Whats the difference between a truck filled with babies and a truck filled with bowling balls?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls.

I have more, but I'm lazy.., these jokes are tiring quickly.


On the other hand, heres a joke about Darryl Hunt...

Darryl Hunt and a little boy are walking into the woods at night. The little boy looks up at Darryl and says, 'Mr. Hunt, I'm scared.' Darryl responds.. 'You're scared? I gotta walk outta here alone'

haha


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay

am i the only one who thinks that dead baby jokes arent really funny..just sick?

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems

no i think theyre pretty sick....but some babys are annoying BABY BLUE BASTERDS THEY ARE...AND THE PRETTY PINK PRICKS


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

Sorry for this.

What's the diff between a sports car and a dead baby?

I don't have a sports car in my garage.

oh yeah! keep going, oh, going, uhhhhhh, gimme more, ahhh



'Why should I wave to them? They're Canadians! They should feel blessed that an American cut in front of them.'

hahaha denise.... that one night we made her mad with the dead baby jokes.

what's dark green, sits in the gorner and doesn't move??

A dead baby in a garbage bag.

MD... Dain bramaged.

haha.. How do u stop a baby from falling into a sewer?--- stick a pitchfork threw its head

Wat's gross? a pile of dead babies
wats grosser? one is alive at the bottom
wats grosser? its eating its way out
wats grosser? it makes it

how do you get 10 dead babys out of blender

tortilla chips

ok.. here's a few.

STOP READING NOW IF YOU DON'T like DEAD BABY JOKES by the end.. probably noone will.

What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.

What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do vegetarian dingos eat?
Cabbage patch kids.

What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying?
With an axe.

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
Ripping it back off.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!

How do you make a dead baby float?
Add 8 ounces of Coke-Cola with 2 scoops of dead baby.

or Take your foot off its head.

What's red and sits in a highchair?
A baby eating razor-blades.

(probably the grosest thing if you think about it)
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
You can't gargle gravel.

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?


and to end it off...
A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!


oh stop.. you know you like it... (me to you)

(or Darryl to his sister)

MD... Dain bramaged.

i don't normally like dead babie jokes. But here's one that my friend told me, then i told my grandma, hehe she wasn't too impressed.

So this lady gives birth to a baby, it was a long labour at that, and so the nurse takes it over to the cleaning table, cleans it off, and as she's bringing the baby back to it's mother, she drops it and just starts kicking it. The mother screams 'what are you doing to my baby??' and the nurse replies 'oh i'm just joking around, it was already dead!!!'


Whistler this weekend!!! finally :)

whats worse that 20 dead babies in 20 different jars?

one dead baby in 20 different jars.


'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

or one jar with 20 dead babys in it.

MD... Dain bramaged.

kristen, yours was the same as the one above yours.
hmmmmmmm.....
ah well.
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I mean, come on people.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

whats more funny than a babby in a clown suit?
A dead baby in a clown suit

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
-NewSchool Shakspere

okay heres one, its not really a dead or bloody baby joke, but it would soon result in one if carried out.

--Whats the difference between a baby and a rock?

You cant fuck a rock.--


'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'

whats the difference between a baby and a jawbreker?
It hurts when you chew jawbreakers.

whats the difference between 200 dead babies and a mercedes?
i dont have a mercedes in my garage.

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.

these are so funny.. ha ha ha.. yep so funny.. ha ha ha... not gross at all, just straight up humor

'shit on my face'

oh yeah. ooops. So sorry :(


Whistler this weekend!!! finally :)

damned right.
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I mean, come on people.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

wtf? lol at that last one...funny because it made NO sense at all.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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