“You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis and head out for the chair. It doesn’t matter if you failed your test, didn’t get the girl, or if your life is in a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.” -Unknown
pizza is dope but I'm gonna be the bitch and mention that you can get a better balanced meal off of burritos. Pizza is mostly fat and carbs and some really fatty protein, burritos you can get it all
"im kind of torn over abortion, on one hand killing children is great, but the downside is it gives woman a choice."
"i drank 4 powdered penises once I was so drunk" -SFB
"Don't you think it's time that we change freeskiing! We should not take drugs and be drunk all the time and make the sport more makertable so more sponsorers will come and we will get better parks and urban will be allowed"
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy"- Aidan-G