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NS Pirate Ship

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theabortionator
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/boa/4774822938.html

Totally doable if we pool some money. Then we can rape and pillage the high seas in the summer and ski in the winter.

Idk what the fuck pirate ships have to do with skiing but who doesn't want a fucking pirate ship?
Dec 1 2014 10:27PM
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Chubz.
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I want a pirate ship.

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Dec 1 2014 10:29PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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can we change the name of it to ganja warrior? if so, i'm in
Dec 1 2014 10:30PM
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JGWI
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Dec 1 2014 10:37PM
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Anathema
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we'd only need 38 people to pitch 24 dollars! im in!
Dec 1 2014 10:39PM
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ModMommy
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I want to be a
Dec 1 2014 10:40PM
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JGWI
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Anathemawe'd only need 38 people to pitch 24 dollars! im in!


It's ok, I failed 4th grade math as well.
Dec 1 2014 10:41PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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lol put me in coach
Dec 1 2014 10:41PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I totally thought this was going to be a thread about the NS pirate ship and who does what and what we call them.

Obviously Bishop is our captain. Though I'm called CaptainObvious, people know I'm just the crazy dude in the crow's nest yelling about land and swinging on ropes.
Dec 1 2014 10:48PM
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theabortionator
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ARRRGGGGGH
Dec 1 2014 10:51PM
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Mr.Huck
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I designed a flag for it years ago:



It's about fucking time!
Dec 1 2014 11:07PM
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cydwhit
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I'm in, can we have a jib on deck?
Dec 1 2014 11:15PM
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lurking
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cydwhitI'm in, can we have a jib on deck?


Only the finest PVC the East Coast can offer
Dec 1 2014 11:24PM
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ModMommy
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cydwhitI'm in, can we have a jib on deck?


can we jib the plank
Dec 1 2014 11:27PM
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cydwhit
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loganschnurOnly the finest PVC the East Coast can offer


Immascan we jib the plank


I forgot, sailboats already have jibs, it needs a diving board plank though. I say we sail up and down the coast, surfing and making raids inland to plunder resorts! Sail from North America down to Argentina or Australia for endless winter, pillaging and plundering all the way.

My ancestors were all vikings and sometimes my inbred tendencies show through
Dec 1 2014 11:30PM
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.Hugo.
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im in if i can operate and control the cannons
Dec 1 2014 11:31PM
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theBearJew
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Yeharg. I want in on the crew.
Dec 1 2014 11:33PM
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rtl32
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I call first on the water ramps we're gonna have off the back of it!
Dec 2 2014 12:59AM
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NinetyFour
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If it involves a lot of rum I'm in.
Dec 2 2014 1:05AM
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JAHpow
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I'm in.

I'll just chill in the crow's nest.
Dec 2 2014 1:20AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Bannings would be so dramatic.

Dec 2 2014 1:27AM
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TomDavies
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come on guys, lets do it.




its a motherfucking pirate ship
Dec 2 2014 2:22AM
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theabortionator
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NinetyFourIf it involves a lot of rum I'm in.


Thats half the point of owning a pirate ship. Drinking rum, screaming at other boats, and pissing off the side before noon is just another part of the job.
Dec 2 2014 2:26AM
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Laurent.
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Someone will piss of Kraken and then this happens:

Dec 2 2014 2:37AM
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lurking
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omnidataSomeone will piss of Kraken and then this happens:



I assume that will be SFB
Dec 2 2014 8:17AM
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JahLiam
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only if I get to be in the crow's nest, on the lookout for land hoes
Dec 2 2014 9:40AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i am so down. I call be the figure head to the front of the ship, i think it's the bow, and leading the way.
Dec 2 2014 9:55AM
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Peter.
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holy shit i am so in on the pirate ship plan.


can i be first mate?
Dec 2 2014 11:15AM
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Big5hifty
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There would be so many attempted mutinies sailing with newschoolers.
But there's rum, canons, and skiing? Count me in.
Dec 2 2014 11:27AM
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roddy116
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Every day is talk like a pirate day... I'm so in.
Dec 2 2014 11:39AM
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Phil-X-
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I'll be the lifeguard pirate.... ill grow the mustache too


Dec 2 2014 12:11PM
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KillaSeason
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absolutely fucking yes
Dec 2 2014 2:50PM
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Peter.
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someone make a gofundme, let's get this ball rolling
Dec 2 2014 2:52PM
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yuck
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noticed the ad says the engine and rudder both need to be replaced.

if we do this real pirate style, we dont need the engine and we will replace the rudder once she's at sea. then we can go find that NS island that has been mentioned so many times. but this time we just take it.
Dec 2 2014 2:56PM
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Mr.Huck
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Forgot to mention earlier. Dibs on being captain.

Dec 2 2014 3:04PM
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Peter.
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it says 50,000 but open to offers, let's just lowball this dude
Dec 2 2014 3:06PM
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theabortionator
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Peter.it says 50,000 but open to offers, let's just lowball this dude


I was thinking more of $5, a 30 pack of beer, and we let him live.

Sounds reasonable to me
Dec 2 2014 3:09PM
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Peter.
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theabortionatorI was thinking more of $5, a 30 pack of beer, and we let him live.

Sounds reasonable to me


i could chip in a half eaten pack of skittles

seems like a bargain to me
Dec 2 2014 3:11PM
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yelsel
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Mr.HuckForgot to mention earlier. Dibs on being captain.



BABY RUUUTH?
Dec 2 2014 3:17PM
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Powstagram
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We gon' need some fine hoe-ass gaper booty on this ship
Dec 2 2014 3:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I'd be down. I've always wanted to be a pirate since I was about 6 and part of me accepted I could never be a pirate, and the other part always hoped an opportunity like this would rise. Must be the Norwegian running through my blood...

Anyone know where we can get a cannon? we could use it to fire giant snowballs at our enemies.
Dec 2 2014 3:33PM
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CashmereCat
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I'm so in. I'll bring the oranges, scurvy ain't no thing.
Dec 2 2014 3:36PM
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Phil-X-
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Peter.i could chip in a half eaten pack of skittles

seems like a bargain to me


Youre gonna get him killed
Dec 2 2014 3:41PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Just trimmed my Novembeard buccaneer style, let's do this. I call Boatswain so I can make noobs swab the poop deck.
Dec 2 2014 3:52PM
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Iliveinutah
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400 members to donate 10$ and it shall be errrrgheeees

assuming they would accept 40k for it
Dec 2 2014 3:59PM
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theabortionator
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Luckily you don't need to be a mathematician to be a pirate.
Dec 2 2014 4:00PM
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Iliveinutah
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haha i forgot one 0 sorry guys ...
Dec 2 2014 4:02PM
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omIV
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theabortionatorIdk what the fuck pirate ships have to do with skiing but who doesn't want a fucking pirate ship?


How about this:

Dec 2 2014 4:19PM
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robbinJAHood
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so we sail until we find a place where everyone on NS can live and ski and party........this is the peak of my life
Dec 2 2014 4:20PM
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remove
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PowstagramWe gon' need some fine hoe-ass gaper booty on this ship


bunch of butt pirates, sailing the seas for booty
Dec 2 2014 4:39PM
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.Rybak.
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Yaaaaaaarrrrr nautical wednesdays will become a reality so i can steal sammi amd janes booootyyyy. Yaaaaaarrrrgggggghhh
Dec 2 2014 4:44PM
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