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Dumbest Thing You've Done High

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hazefreeski
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I want to know what the dumbest thing you've done high or drunk .

Mine is going off a rope swing with my phoneand ipod in my pocket the morning after a party and letting my friends convince me to Brand my ass with a steel washer, theres still a scar btw..
Nov 30 2014 11:05PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
SVmikeAfter way too many bong loads I realized that my 7 month old dog munched the rest of my stash. In my infinite wisdom decided that if I called the Vet they would think I was a bad doggy owner. So instead I came up with this winner. First I called poison control and asked what to do. They told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed. They told me to hang up immediately and take the child to the hospital. Well that wasn't going to happen. Took the last of the bong loads and forgot about the whole ordeal. Flash forward 45 min and there is a knock at the door. There are 4 officers of the law at my door on a child welfare call. Apparently some ass hole got their kid all stoned and called poison control. No child was admitted to any of the area hospitals. Once I told the cops what the deal was. They laughed, called other cops to come over and continued to ridicule and humiliate me. Yep I was that guy. Deservedly so.


That stoner logic is off the charts. lololol
Dec 2 2014 3:14AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
I got into this conversation with a lady who worked at the local bowling alley. Really ckiche punk rock 35 year ikd woman, tons of piericing, pink Mohawk, torn jeans etc. Eventually weed came into conversation after awhile. In was selling pot at the time and asked her if she was interested. She flashed me her badge and told me she was undercover for the city. She said she would let me go with a verbal warning as long as i would stop selling.
Dec 2 2014 3:26AM
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JahLiam
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savvy_skigot super drunk at my friends house and passed out on the pool table....pics or it didnt happen


change your icon now, you'll never be me
Dec 2 2014 9:43AM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
El_Barto.That stoner logic is off the charts. lololol


Right!? It totally made sense to me at the time. I was actually proud of myself for the quick thinking..... Then not so much. The look on the cops face as I was coming clean with the whole story was priceless. I know there is some cop forum where they are still laughing their asses off at me.
Dec 2 2014 12:14PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Ate a bunch of acid, then convinced myself 4 hours after i ate it that I was done tripping. Got in my car was driving and all of a sudden i hear cracking and my windshield starts to bow out, so naturally I started yelling at the windshield and trying to hold it in place and almost wrecked my car. If i hadn't had friends with me a probably would've crashed. It was dumb.
Dec 2 2014 6:21PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
My mom picked me up from my buddy's house after we had just smoked and when we were pulling up into my driveway her car wasn't there (because we were in it) and I said, "Fuck yes, mom's not home!" She gave me the weirdest look and it did not go well for me.
Dec 2 2014 9:33PM
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broto
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there is this super dull kid that i went to high school with. you know the type, droopy eyed, slow talking, can be stone sober and you'll still ask him if he's stoned.

well one time he was in my friends car and lit a firecracker to throw out the window. he lit the firecracker, threw the lighter out the window, and watched the thing blow up in his hand. fucking hilarious.
Dec 2 2014 9:54PM
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