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Do your skis reflect your personality?

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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
Armada- gangster
surface-hipster
faction powder skis -swedish
faction twins - sponsored
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Nov 30 2014 9:09PM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
armada is not gangster. Ninthward in gangster.
Nov 30 2014 9:42PM
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
atomic- skinny pants
line- funky ass person
Nov 30 2014 10:10PM
54 2
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
Boone skis - Tom wallish
Nov 30 2014 10:27PM
44 5
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
My skis reflect my personality. Long, stiff, and love to slam tranny's. No wait my dick, they reflect my dick.
Nov 30 2014 10:39PM
120 1
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PattyAlpaugh
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,369
They reflect how much money you want to pay
Nov 30 2014 10:42PM
49 1
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,490
k2- badass?? go big or go home??
Nov 30 2014 10:50PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Chicken is meat you fucking idiot.
Nov 30 2014 10:52PM
140 2
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Dr.DickButt
Posts: 93 - Karma: 314
SkibumsmithChicken is meat you fucking idiot.


Came here for this.


Maybe OP is from the future, and in the future chicken is a vegetable.
Nov 30 2014 11:02PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Scott- Clean as fuck
Nov 30 2014 11:14PM
4 10
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
moments - i'm a sqaure
Nov 30 2014 11:17PM
77 2
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
moments - i'm a sqaure
Nov 30 2014 11:17PM
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Zflaherty
Posts: 409 - Karma: 323
SkibumsmithChicken is meat you fucking idiot.


This.
Nov 30 2014 11:20PM
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kemosabe
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,309
I understand what you mean. Everyone is just trying to troll.

ON3P- you live in Park City?
Line skis- you like them now that t wall is on them
K2- hardcore urban skier
Nov 30 2014 11:29PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Kitten Factory - im the raddest dude with the raddest skis
Nov 30 2014 11:30PM
20 3
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Ninthward- i dont always buy skis but when i do i buy shitty as fuck ones
Scott- wait twall isnt on the team anymore?
Line- well you could say i like pizza
Dec 1 2014 12:04AM
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Heavy.Head
Posts: 324 - Karma: 686
skis - im a skier
Dec 1 2014 12:11AM
49 1
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
volkl- has a hot coal up their ass

salomon- stuck in 2002

k2- 12 year old trying to be edgy

armada- thugged out trust fund baby

rossignol- afraid of all people who wear tall-ts

line- ate some shooms and thinks skiing is art
Dec 1 2014 12:21AM
93 5
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.GUCCI.
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 6,038
lord_sauronvolkl- has a hot coal up their ass

salomon- stuck in 2002

k2- 12 year old trying to be edgy

armada- thugged out trust fund baby

rossignol- afraid of all people who wear tall-ts

line- ate some shooms and thinks skiing is art


omg rossi is so on point +k
Dec 1 2014 12:34AM
35 1
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.GUCCI.
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 6,038
Btw, i bought line b4 they had wallisch. am i cool yet?
Dec 1 2014 12:35AM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
k2-Rocker/punk badass skier
Dec 1 2014 1:01AM
2 6
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AFETvisuals
Posts: 48 - Karma: 1,129
Nordica - clean with a personal style

Joystick - Hesh 'till death

J skis - "I love graphics that promote my country or favorite animal"

HG skis - chill dude from vermont
Dec 1 2014 1:06AM
61 2
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percs
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 5,685
J skis- "I love saga, Steve stepp is my idol
Dec 1 2014 2:38AM
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percs
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 5,685
KeithyDJ skis- "I love saga, Steve stepp is my idol


Wtf I put like 5 more company's
Dec 1 2014 2:39AM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Grilled.SteezeMy skis reflect my personality. Long, stiff, and love to slam tranny's. No wait my dick, they reflect my dick.


Honestly just threading this so I remember to put it in my sig
Dec 1 2014 2:41AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
I'd like to think so
Armada jjs- playful, reliable, clean and love snow in all conditions.

Line afterbang- snaps under too much pressure, a lot of fun in the beginning but it wears off quickly, my pants are tight on and off the mountain.
Dec 1 2014 2:55AM
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HappySoda
Posts: 333 - Karma: 449
Fischer skis - Probably used to be a racer
Dec 1 2014 4:51AM
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
Tw1nk1sskis - im a skier

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Dec 1 2014 6:09AM
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
Tw1nk1sskis - im a skier

word
Dec 1 2014 6:09AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
4FRNT- Local support skier, Powder hunter, natural feature slayer
Dec 1 2014 7:38AM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
bump since I like this thread
Dec 1 2014 8:19AM
2 1
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
boon skis - we sponsored t wall first
Dec 1 2014 9:07AM
5 4
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
Liberty- granola cognoscenti
Dec 1 2014 9:18AM
1 1
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
K2- Goes "really really fast"
Dec 1 2014 9:31AM
3 1
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Well, I helped design them from the ground up so I like to think so.
Dec 1 2014 9:35AM
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chuckmarty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 446
I was wearing my faction 2.0s yesterday and some goons asked me if I was sponsored.
Dec 1 2014 9:39AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
chuckmartyI was wearing my faction 2.0s yesterday and some goons asked me if I was sponsored.




You should have said "Oui! Mon nom est Candide" and skied away.
Dec 1 2014 9:47AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
Armada=Mommy/Daddy Money/First pair of park skis
Dec 1 2014 9:57AM
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RiccardoMasutti
Posts: 248 - Karma: 662
Rossignol Scratch PRO
Dec 1 2014 10:01AM
10 1
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ttave514
Posts: 257 - Karma: 1,662
Osama pros- i did 9/11
Dec 1 2014 10:06AM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
any line skis before 2014 means you THINK you're a hipster, riding LINEs' before it was cool
Dec 1 2014 10:52AM
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Steamboiz
Posts: 343 - Karma: 2,525
Line: Parent funded skier
Dec 1 2014 10:53AM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,691
Tw1nk1sskis - im a skier


preach
Dec 1 2014 11:01AM
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T.Smith
Posts: 9 - Karma: 83
Head- ¨Do you know alex schlopy?¨
Dec 1 2014 11:26AM
8 0
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,365
Huck_NorrisWell, I helped design them from the ground up so I like to think so.


Who?
Dec 1 2014 11:37AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
Icelantic - You've never heard of me because I don't fuckin want your attention. But my friends and I slay.
Dec 1 2014 11:46AM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Icelantic - Probably a hippy
Black Diamond - Knows what a cornice is
Dec 1 2014 11:51AM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
fresh_princeArmada- gangster


Wearing a baggy outfit that cost 4 grand is not gangster. Skiing is really only rich people, or people who used to be rich and can't kick the habit. Daniel Tosh put it best

Daniel Tosh: Happy ThoughtsGet More: Watch More Stand-Up.

skip to 1:13
Dec 1 2014 11:59AM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
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I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing -- $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.
Dec 1 2014 12:01PM
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Dig.
Posts: 59 - Karma: 223
Coreupt - I'm broke

Fits my personality.
Dec 1 2014 12:05PM
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kemosabe
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,309
TavastiOsama pros- i did 9/11


thats harsh
Dec 1 2014 12:09PM
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