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Who can make the best Directv commercial?

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JGWI
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I know I am not the only one who tries to come up with some random sequence of events after watching these commercials.

Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxO5jHAxhOYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHBFpfNuTRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxO5jHAxhOYSo who can come up with the best one?


I'll start

When you wait for cable you get hungry
When you get hungry you go to that new mexican restaurant around the corner
When you go to the new mexican restaurant around the corner, you order "The Big One"
When you order the big one you suffer from severe diarrhea
When you suffer from severe diarrhea, all your friends leave you.
When all your friends leave you, you feel lonely
When you feel lonely you start collecting field mice.
When you start collecting field mice you die from the Bubonic Plague.

Don't die from the Bubonic Plague. Get rid of cable and switch to Directv today.
Nov 24 2014 8:42PM
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theBearJew
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When you wait for cable you get antsy.
When you get antsy you start throwing a ball against a wall.
When you start throwing a ball against a wall your neighbor gets mad at you.
When your neighbor gets mad at you he kicks your door in.
When your door gets kicked your neighbor throws you off the balcony.
When you get thrown off the balcony you learn you can fly.
When you learn you can fly you start to fly very very high.
When you are flying high you get caught in a 747 jet engine.
Don't get caught in a 747 jet engine.
Nov 24 2014 8:51PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
When you pay too much for cable, you lose money.

When you lose money, you can't buy food.

When you can't buy food, you get hungry.

When you get hungry, you rob grocery stores,

When you rob grocery stores, you go to jail.

When you go to jail, you share a cell with a creepy guy

When you share a cell with a creepy guy, you wake up covered in semen

Don't wake up covered in semen, get direct tv today.
Nov 24 2014 11:10PM
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DirtYStylE
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When you have cable, you watch commercials

When you watch commercials you remember that [commercials suck]

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Don't watch commercials, don't get cable.


I think I won
Nov 25 2014 1:18AM
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