Introduce yourself gentlemen!

I'm nacho

I hate stupid threads that copy lady gabber and also copy faces of newschoolers

pumpkin spice is gay

im ebola
You can call me ebola
I hate people who wear sunglasses indoors

my names rod and i like to party

Muh name's moon_shoe

Muh favorite color is royal purple

I luh cooking

SFB bullies me

if youre gonna keep making aliases at least stick with the dolan trollinng. its a lot more entertaining than this shit

i'm justin and i wipe my own ass

Anathemai'm justin and i wipe my own ass

My mum wipes mine

mcsteezeburger>steezecoast>first_rodeo aka GGus
22 from the albany ny area. Carinthia@MtSnow local i like to trip cars and race acid

Nacho_Macho_manI'm nacho

I hate stupid threads that copy lady gabber and also copy faces of newschoolers

pumpkin spice is gay

I thought faces of NS was pretty dumb anyway.


I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't than why would I say I am? In the paper the news every day I am. Radio won't even play my jam.

16/f/usa

hmu

Hi, I'm Alex and I'm an alcoholic

sup guys my name is vince. I like skiing, chicken tenders, long walks on the beach. I use old spice deodorant because I like to keep things fresh. Get at me because I like raccoons and if you like raccoons I can see us being good friends

vinny0sup guys my name is vince. I like skiing, chicken tenders, long walks on the beach. I use old spice deodorant because I like to keep things fresh. Get at me because I like raccoons and if you like raccoons I can see us being good friends

K

i.am.green.man.my names rod and i like to party

I know for a fact you don't party.

FunkadelicI know for a fact you don't party.

LOOK I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO PARTIES, NOBODY HERE PARTIES BUT ME

pumpkinspiceLOOK I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO PARTIES, NOBODY HERE PARTIES BUT ME

My name is chubz....


And I...



Like to party.

Chubz.My name is chubz....


And I...



Like to party.

im pretty sure i am the only one here who parties.

Hello internet friends im James, i like long walks on the moonlight and tea. i also enjoy a nice light tasting halibut or cod.

hi my name is bob

I am totally not a cop

Message me if you want some sweet drugs!

I'm Ryan_Hansen

Nobody likes me because I just got on Newschoolers

I'm a Packers Fan

I like big butts and I cannot lie

DrewPeacockHello internet friends im James, i like long walks on the moonlight and tea. i also enjoy a nice light tasting halibut or cod.

i see that bong bru, Chopper likes a good bong hit now and then

ForcilloHi, I'm Alex and I'm an alcoholic

hi Alex
Your failures do not define you

Hi, my names Bill and i'm from that boring building you drive by everyday, and I turn my knob to bob.

I'm Mr. Sloth and I'm your worst fucking nightmare

WampireMy mum wipes mine

i use my hand ( no tp)

Listen, I'm no Cardinals fan, but in my opinion Patrick Peterson and Tyrann Mathieu are one of the best DB couplets in football history, so you're all right in my book.

TheTrapListen, I'm no Cardinals fan, but in my opinion Patrick Peterson and Tyrann Mathieu are one of the best DB couplets in football history, so you're all right in my book.

fuck ya brother

pumpkinspicei see that bong bru, Chopper likes a good bong hit now and then

pumpkinspicei use my hand ( no tp)

Ya you can have one anytime pal, just wash your hands real quick before

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady
Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?

Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh, huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(Yeah, yeah)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
(Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
(Umm)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead"
Uh, uhh, So why's your face red? Man you wasted

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut
(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog)
I don't give a fuck, Dre sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, my name is

(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
(Oww)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
(Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Aah)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away
(Get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
(Fuck that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

(Huh, yup)
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
(Hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
(C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me, mom?
(Wah)
You ain't got no tits
(Wah)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you see my dad?
(Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

Read more: Eminem - My Name Is Lyrics | MetroLyrics

pumpkinspiceI'm Morpheus but you can call me Chopper

I'm a die hard arizona cardinals fan

and i like to tune in/out of the third dimension

Whats your story?

This better not be a picture of you.

Sup my names Blade. I like to listen to Stained and Puddle of Mudd. Never fuckin miss leg day.

PULLHi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady
Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?

Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh, huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(Yeah, yeah)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
(Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
(Umm)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead"
Uh, uhh, So why's your face red? Man you wasted

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut
(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog)
I don't give a fuck, Dre sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, my name is

(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
(Oww)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
(Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Aah)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away
(Get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
(Fuck that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

(Huh, yup)
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
(Hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
(C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me, mom?
(Wah)
You ain't got no tits
(Wah)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you see my dad?
(Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

Read more: Eminem - My Name Is Lyrics | MetroLyrics

WHO?

Couldn't resist.

Hi! my name is Brick Tamland.

People seem to like me because I am polite and rarely late. I love ice cream, and really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48, and am what some people like to call...mentally retarded.

C'MON GENTLE, INTRODUCE URSELVES. DONT BE SHY

Bump

Hunter Hess has more style than Henrik Harlaut

dildotester69Hunter Hess has more style than Henrik Harlaut

Neither eat ass. They are both fruits,

Hi I have an inverted dick and my favorite color is chartreuse. Nice to meet.

hey im Justine

pumpkinspiceI'm Morpheus but you can call me Chopper

I'm a die hard arizona cardinals fan

and i like to tune in/out of the third dimension

Whats your story?

My name is XxdanksnipesxX and fuck her right in the pussy

lifes been hard ever since they shut down the AV industry in san fran..

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you got no business bein out here looking that thick