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Post Ski Routine

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youngloaf
Posts: 216 - Karma: 733
we all have one, whats yours?
Nov 21 2014 3:54PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Might want to be a little more specific or provide an example.
Nov 21 2014 3:55PM
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Sallabillz
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fap
Nov 21 2014 3:56PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Take off my gear and load it in my car, quick strech, go get a coffee and drive home
Nov 21 2014 4:00PM
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JAHpow
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Cramming my face with food
Nov 21 2014 4:10PM
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yelsel
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toss shit in car, grab coffee, drive home, smoke a bowl, take a shower, eat and then pass the fuck out. every. single. time.
Nov 21 2014 4:17PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Boots on dryer slash by fire? Check
Hot shower? Check
Cold beer? Check
Warm food? Check

Followed by zZZZzzzZzz
Nov 21 2014 4:18PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
Drive.

Either an hour to my brother's place or three hours to my place.
Nov 21 2014 4:39PM
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Holte
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remove helmet, remove goggles, remove hat, rub hair furiously. It feels so good.
Nov 21 2014 4:46PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Beer. Wings.
Nov 21 2014 5:00PM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
Holteremove helmet, remove goggles, remove hat, rub hair furiously. It feels so good.


remove boots, remove pants, remove socks, rub leg furiosly
Nov 21 2014 5:16PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
humptyremove boots, remove pants, remove socks, rub leg furiosly


remove boots, remove pants, remove sweat pants, remove underwear, rub pubes/dick furiously
Nov 21 2014 5:21PM
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roddy116
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Sleep in my car.
Nov 21 2014 5:28PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
my post ski routine includes poutine
Nov 21 2014 6:39PM
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ModMommy
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Get a warm shower going, fall asleep in said shower, get out, go to sleep
Nov 21 2014 6:51PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
eat beef ramen, yoga, fall asleep on the bench in the instructor's lodge (I love my job)
Nov 21 2014 7:05PM
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danncphedran
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 1,002
Relax and sleep
Nov 21 2014 9:51PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
It varies so much for me that it's hard to tell actually.

Get stuff off,
Throw it in the truck,
Plug my phone into audio,
Get tunes bumping (lol my daddy has a nicer soundsystem than urs)
Smoke a cig and be on my way
Nov 21 2014 10:18PM
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chodo
Posts: 274 - Karma: 918
Beau Jo's 2 pound pizza.

Done.
Nov 21 2014 11:34PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
I go home, take a shower, and eat a pop tart paired with an energy drink
Nov 22 2014 12:44AM
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270on420out
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toastyteenagersI go home, take a shower, and eat a pop tart paired with an energy drink


Do you piss straight kidney stones?
Nov 22 2014 12:49AM
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captainslack
Posts: 295 - Karma: 436
Apres-ski: hot wine, litres of beer and dancing on tables
Nov 22 2014 3:21PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
unbuckled the boots and grab a beer



(sigh of relief)
Nov 22 2014 4:01PM
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yungcigsmoker
Posts: 785 - Karma: 5,922
Eat cereal and poop sometimes at the same time.

Jk that would be gros as hell
Nov 22 2014 8:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
every time i see the thread title i read post ski poutine.

i would love a poutine after every time i go skiing but then i would get fat :(
Nov 22 2014 8:26PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I usually take my boots off and enjoy a heavily overpriced beer at the bar.
Nov 22 2014 8:26PM
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matthew.
Posts: 879 - Karma: 12
Chipotle, STAT
Nov 22 2014 11:26PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
toastyteenagersI go home, take a shower, and eat a pop tart paired with an energy drink


have fun with your type 2 diabetes


//inb4ironyandihaveit
Nov 22 2014 11:34PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
pick my nose
Nov 23 2014 12:24AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
Go home, fall asleep on couch in gear. Wake up, then shower, eat go for beers, go home, sleep. Repeat
Nov 23 2014 6:12AM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
BeefiestExpertpick my nose


"Immature and stupid"

Lol get bent nub
Nov 23 2014 12:45PM
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BeefiestExpert
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Wampire"Immature and stupid"

Lol get bent nub


Look at yourself right now.....

Clearly you have never been to hood....

Its a mt.hood thing scrub
Nov 23 2014 8:56PM
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Rachy
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I drop everything on my porch... fall over trying to take my boots off without getting my socks wet.

Then stumble into my house, check my phone/email, and then pass out on top of my bed--usually still in my snow pants.
Nov 23 2014 9:53PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
post ski routine??? more like post ski poutine
Nov 23 2014 9:54PM
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act.resist
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-emile-my post ski routine includes poutine


Nov 23 2014 9:56PM
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Lus146
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2,285
Get to car, take off boots, throw skis in trunk, drive home, go on NS and talk about it.
Nov 24 2014 12:20PM
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Dirac
Posts: 1304 - Karma: 335
I don't have one. I definitely have more of a "pre ski routine"
Nov 24 2014 12:23PM
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Laurent.
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saskskierDrive.


"And a real human bean.."

Nov 24 2014 12:25PM
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juliatheskier
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take off ski boots. drive an hour and 15 minutes from vermont back to school in eastern quebec. sing the canadian national anthem when crossing the border. apres ski at the coool ranch (house of skiers). crush beers, eat ramen, smoke joints and watch ski flicks while still wearing long johns obviously. get blurst.
Nov 24 2014 1:25PM
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Turnup_swiperigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 108
Take off my gear, pack up the whip, then itch my head for a solid 20min.
Nov 24 2014 2:17PM
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youngloaf
Posts: 216 - Karma: 733
all pretty good, would be pretty curious about what everyones pre games are
Dec 15 2014 2:33PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
MoaWarmedall pretty good, would be pretty curious about what everyones pre games are

masturbate while driving the hour up to the ski hill, makes the time fly.
Dec 15 2014 2:36PM
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.Hugo.
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Beer then couch
Dec 15 2014 2:42PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448
Last winter:
Get home, Ramen, Stretch shower, dressed, bus, work 10 hours, home, sleep repeat.

This winter:
Get home, attempt to pull liner out...nawww. kick off pants, tall tee/shorts and ski socks, grab beer, dont stretch, doritos, watch some hockey, zzzzzz
Dec 15 2014 2:53PM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
Go to Taco Bell, after that it doesn't really matter what I do
Dec 15 2014 3:33PM
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youngloaf
Posts: 216 - Karma: 733
Danal.Go to Taco Bell, after that it doesn't really matter what I do


stuff gets wild at taco bell huh?
Dec 15 2014 3:42PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Danal.Go to Taco Bell, after that it doesn't really matter what I do


Pre ski routine: Taco Bell's crunch wrap supreme and a baja blast

Post ski routine: Burger king's rodeo burgers and a gatorade
Dec 15 2014 3:47PM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
MoaWarmedstuff gets wild at taco bell huh?


Always sounds good after skiing or piffing
Dec 15 2014 4:08PM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Take off boots
relief
take off hat and helmet
relief
take off wet pants
relief

then drive home, save as much money as possible by not buying anything on the way down.
Dec 15 2014 4:09PM
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youngloaf
Posts: 216 - Karma: 733
Danal.Always sounds good after skiing or piffing


truuuu
Dec 15 2014 5:48PM
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