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Help me get back at a crazy girl and her boyfriend

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Brayzee
Posts: 19 - Karma: 52
Okay guys I want some suggestions. I recently walked in on a girl cheating on her boyfriend with a guy I know. The thing is I absolutely hate both her and her boyfriend. So I'm looking for some creative ways to expose her and make her look stupid for this and get back at her boyfriend for being a complete asshole to me. Anyone have any creative ways to do it?
Nov 20 2014 3:16AM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
Bang her
Nov 20 2014 3:30AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
nick21861Bang her


And video tape it.

Then..

Send it to her bf.
Nov 20 2014 3:32AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
give her nightquil then as she's sleeping pluck out each hair of her eyebrows individually and tape them to her upper lip
Nov 20 2014 7:17AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Gee what could go wrong? I like to get crazy people all up in my life with a boatload of drama too!

Did it ever occur to you that they deserve each other? Tell him nothing. Let him catch a disease and then be like "wait you didn't know? Everybody knew!" Haha
Nov 20 2014 7:27AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,467
You realize this dude is probably gonna beat the shit outta your friend, right?
Nov 20 2014 7:43AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,479
Huck_NorrisGee what could go wrong? I like to get crazy people all up in my life with a boatload of drama too!

Did it ever occur to you that they deserve each other? Tell him nothing. Let him catch a disease and then be like "wait you didn't know? Everybody knew!" Haha



this.
sometimes its best to sit back and watch people get whats coming to em.
Nov 20 2014 10:05AM
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EvanSamson.
Posts: 110 - Karma: 1,245
fight out where she is with the other guy then invite the guy long with you and take him there. Film the look on his face when he sees
Nov 20 2014 10:10AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
1. Acquire butchers knife

2. Acquire girl

3. Chop up (finely minced)

4. Put into chili

5. Bring chili to BF

6. Eat chili with BF (so he trusts you)

7. Look deep into BFs eyes

8. Make him eat more chili

9. Seduce BF with promise of more delicious chili

10. Date BF

11. Get him preggo

12. Start family

13. Build life together

14. When he's on his deathbed, whisper to him that his GF was in the chili

15. Smother him with a pillow

16. Sell your six children on silkroad.onion

17. Congrats! You just got them!
Nov 20 2014 10:11AM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
Why don't you just stay out of it? What has this guy done to you? Define 'being a complete asshole' to you.
Nov 20 2014 11:06AM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
You sound like a complete bitch. She probably friendzoned you or something and now you're all butthurt
Nov 20 2014 2:31PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
I never got why people always think they need to be involved - this shit will solve itself, not that their was a problem to begin with.

Its like if Iran and North Korea went to war, you would be the moron saying we need to bomb them both.
Nov 20 2014 2:37PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Make him chili mac that doesn't taste just right. He will spend his entire life trying to figure out what made the chili mac taste so odd. When really it was just your sperm
Nov 20 2014 2:46PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
cobra_commanderI never got why people always think they need to be involved - this shit will solve itself, not that their was a problem to begin with.

Its like if Iran and North Korea went to war, you would be the moron saying we need to bomb them both.


Murica
Nov 20 2014 2:59PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Take an upper decker in her toilet and leave a note saying her bf did it as revenge. She will call him and angrily confess while going nuts about having her toilet flush out shit water. He will be completely destroyed and have no idea why she is angry. No one will ever suspect that you were the elusive upper-decker vigilante.
Nov 20 2014 9:46PM
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