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Weirdest thing you've done to fund skiing

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Pudge
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 3,117
Signed up to be a nude model for a sculpture class at university today. Twenty bucks an hour, six or so hours a week. Skiing here we come!

Can anybody one-up me?
Nov 19 2014 9:46PM
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Bluto
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How can I sign up for said class?

;)
Nov 19 2014 9:51PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
lets just say my number is in a truck stop bathroom surrounded by purple lipstick kisses
Nov 19 2014 10:09PM
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theabortionator
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I would do that. It's cold on the corner tonight.
Nov 19 2014 10:12PM
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270on420out
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Was a partime garbage man
Nov 19 2014 10:20PM
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MAMERON
Posts: 160 - Karma: 270
i sold my body for sex
Nov 19 2014 10:26PM
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MAMERON
Posts: 160 - Karma: 270
my brother sold his sperm to a sperm bank
Nov 19 2014 10:27PM
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Bum.Life
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I donated plasma once a week this summer to pay for my season pass
Nov 19 2014 10:43PM
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Noddard
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hooligan2my brother sold his sperm to a sperm bank


Nov 19 2014 10:49PM
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S.J.W
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sacrificed a baby lamb to the almighty Allah Wallisch
Nov 19 2014 10:53PM
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KillaSeason
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sucked a couple dicks here and there, nothing too serious though
Nov 19 2014 10:58PM
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theabortionator
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Is it wierd that the hardest part about doing what op is doing would be staying still? Maybe im just a slut.

Ive done wierd stuff to survive but nothing too wierd to ski. Working at mtns makes it easier.
Nov 19 2014 11:22PM
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Pudge
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 3,117
theabortionatorIs it wierd that the hardest part about doing what op is doing would be staying still? Maybe im just a slut.

Ive done wierd stuff to survive but nothing too wierd to ski. Working at mtns makes it easier.


Honestly, I agree completely. It would be interesting to see someone you know or see someone from the class around campus
Nov 19 2014 11:25PM
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EvanSamson.
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sold ice tea on the corner of my street for a day for by myself a new jacket
Nov 19 2014 11:51PM
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broto
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PudgeHonestly, I agree completely. It would be interesting to see someone you know or see someone from the class around campus


"oh hey you're the kid with the tiny penis from my art class!!!"
Nov 19 2014 11:52PM
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northwestrida
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Robbed a bank 6 years ago, with a gun.😀
Nov 20 2014 12:04AM
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AFETvisuals
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BlutoHow can I sign up for said class?

;)


you're not gay or anything
Nov 20 2014 1:55AM
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Bluto
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AFETvisualsyou're not gay or anything


The idea of sculpting a penis with a bunch of strangers excites me.
Nov 20 2014 2:22AM
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Willskiforfree
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northwestridaRobbed a bank 6 years ago, with a gun.😀


That's so awesome I wish I was you
Nov 20 2014 2:30AM
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Mooresy
Posts: 143 - Karma: 342
Sold crack
Nov 20 2014 8:38AM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
Ran an illusion drug ring south of the border, with hookers and cocaine, it was profitable until the cartel took a cut :/
Nov 20 2014 8:48AM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
Ran an illusive drug ring south of the border, with hookers and cocaine, it was profitable until the cartel took a cut :/
Nov 20 2014 8:49AM
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FullStack
Posts: 288 - Karma: 274
Post some pics of the sculptures and we'll see if I one up you.
Nov 20 2014 9:56AM
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John18_6
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I started a pyramid scheme.
Nov 20 2014 9:58AM
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
I guess ill give the first real answer, I was a ski instructor and taught little rich pissey brats that cried all day long and pissed themselves. Free season pass and pay.....almost not worth it.
Nov 20 2014 10:13AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,327
I make crack pipes for all your crack needs
Nov 20 2014 10:37AM
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pattyWhack
Posts: 685 - Karma: 1,521
I've been watching my dreams and passions wither away for the last two years at a government job... not weird, but I did get 22 days on the mountain last year... 18 park days and 3 urban sessions
Nov 20 2014 11:02AM
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cwillygood
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i'm ready for my closeup mr. deville
Nov 20 2014 11:14AM
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WVskiing
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sold drugs to freshman
Nov 20 2014 11:40AM
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spliff.Life
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PudgeHonestly, I agree completely. It would be interesting to see someone you know or see someone from the class around campus


I had to be the model in a drawing class once, wasnt nude but was only wearing a sheet draped artfully around/over me. Hardest part was undoubtedly sitting still and not moving my face
Nov 20 2014 12:39PM
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dyyylan
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I had to take a life drawing class in college for my photography degree, much respect for anyone that models. Class was 3 hours long and sometimes they'd have to hold the same pose for the whole class with only 2 or 3 short breaks.

I wouldn't stress about it being awkward... it seems like it out of context, but in class everyone is generally pretty focused on what they're doing.
Nov 20 2014 12:53PM
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Isabelle
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I took part in a drug trial to make some money, it was pretty harmless only ibuprofen like stuff but they needed to test how it would effect you if applied through a bandied. It pays well but you gotta be careful with what you sign up for. It's a good way to make money in short time periods.
Nov 20 2014 12:58PM
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EvanMeyer
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IsabelleI took part in a drug trial to make some money, it was pretty harmless only ibuprofen like stuff but they needed to test how it would effect you if applied through a bandied. It pays well but you gotta be careful with what you sign up for. It's a good way to make money in short time periods.


I knew a couple people who did that and they got paid like $2,500 for 2 weeks of basically doing nothing
Nov 20 2014 2:21PM
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Sourbutts
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I sold Narcotics.
Nov 20 2014 2:22PM
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miroz
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When I was young I picked crabgrass in my yard for my parents. Got $3 per 5 gallon bucket. I can't believe my fingers made it through the summer...
Nov 20 2014 2:32PM
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.Hugo.
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Im gonna draw you like one of my french girls
Nov 20 2014 2:46PM
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Jpurd
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anal
Nov 20 2014 3:09PM
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Ozgod
Posts: 374 - Karma: 448
I would have trouble not getting a erection standing nude for about an hour. So props to you op for having the courage and self-control.
Nov 20 2014 3:23PM
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PungentMelon
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SourbuttsI sold Narcotics.


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It was hilarious the first time and even more hilarious the second.
Nov 20 2014 3:35PM
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PungentMelon
Posts: 202 - Karma: 2,499
myself and my 12 year old companions on here can all agree that we just have mom pay for it
Nov 20 2014 3:40PM
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S.J.W
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professor_chaosmyself and my 12 year old companions on here can all agree that we just have mom pay for it


Is your mum hot?
Nov 20 2014 4:06PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
I became a webcam pornstar, my camboy name was sexyshrimp69
Nov 20 2014 4:11PM
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Dobber
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Worked at a brothel in Las Vegas.
Nov 20 2014 4:31PM
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KravtZ
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IsabelleI took part in a drug trial to make some money, it was pretty harmless only ibuprofen like stuff but they needed to test how it would effect you if applied through a bandied. It pays well but you gotta be careful with what you sign up for. It's a good way to make money in short time periods.


Did one of those early in the summer made $1500 bucks in a few weeks answering the stupidest questions for 2 hours every night surrounded by the stupidest people. It was some marketing thing for people who recently got a new job. Everyone there really needed the money so I felt bad there like I was a temp worker now a garbage man. I was like uhh welath management now and investment banking analyst. Was hilarious though.
Nov 20 2014 5:00PM
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Steamboiz
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I paid for a night ticket at bosquet in all change
Nov 20 2014 5:22PM
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Literature
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Painting houses.
Nov 20 2014 7:16PM
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Crushed up some advil and sold it to freshman telling them it was coke
Nov 20 2014 8:16PM
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Dobber
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steezysprayerCrushed up some advil and sold it to freshman telling them it was coke


Fucking genius. I'm going to pick some mushrooms and tell kids they are hallucigenic
Nov 20 2014 8:30PM
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theabortionator
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OsgodI would have trouble not getting a erection standing nude for about an hour. So props to you op for having the courage and self-control.


Or just go full mast and embrace it. This is who I am, you don't scare me. You have your pencils, I have my almighty staff.
Nov 20 2014 8:31PM
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413Crew
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Just applied for a job at the local dildo factory 13 bucks an hour, new bindings here we come!
Nov 20 2014 8:45PM
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Mr.Coull
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So many annoying kids making up shit to be funny
Nov 20 2014 11:03PM
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