I realized today, after 22 years on this pleasant earth, that the phrase "Up and at em" was not "Up and adam."
I feel like such a dingus. I never understood how telling someone to wake up was synonymous with people named Adam, but I thought nothing of it. Today I realized it's a completely logical saying that means get up and ready.
I also was told growing up that if you crossed your eyes a bunch your eyes would stay that way. My parents used to say it. I assumed that's how people with lazy eyes got their lazy eyes. It wasn't until I was off in college and about 18 that I realized you can cross your eyes as long as you'd like and not have them stay that way.
MFW I realized these things
Anyone else have these sort of things happen to them that may make me feel better about my self?